Monday, April 05, 2004

As is common in the world, war is brewing again - this time between ... Canada and Denmark, those warmongering bastards. Without reading the article, you just know that must have something to do with herring. Hell, I didn't even know Denmark had a warship.


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On the 10th anniversary of his death, RollingStone.com remembers Cobain with his fans. In honor of their fallen leader, the Nirvana heads commemorated the anniversary by killing themselves after marrying a crazy blond skank. That made it a long day of marriage proposals for Sondra Locke, who eventually just left her phone off the hook.


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As if Courtney Love didn't have enough problems - new book suggests Cobain didn't commit suicide.


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The Traffic Cone Preservation Society


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Bobby Brown is shooting a new reality TV series co-starring Whitney Houston.


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The lone holdout juror in the case was named campaign manager for Ralph Nader" He praised her as "a first-class spoiler". But Mr. Nader’s announcement may have been overshadowed by the bizarre actions of defendant Kozlowski who, moments after the judge’s declaration of a mistrial, leapt to his feet and started chanting, “Toga, Toga, Toga!” (One of Borowitz's best columns.)


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The strange things people believe about history. -- The Battle of the Bulge did not exist, but King Arthur did. Here's the really scary one: More than 60% thought the Battle of Helms Deep (in the Lord of the Rings trilogy) actually took place.


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Here's the trailer for Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes


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Britney Spears bosom popped out of her skimpy top in a semi-public performance. It was a wardrobe malfunction, chuckles the insider source. But unlike Janet Jackson's, no one was saying it was intentional. "The flashbulbs really went off." Spears rep didn't return calls for comment.
  • I like the part about the flashbulbs. You KNOW that has to make the internet soon.


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Computer goes haywire - 800,000 Cards Overcharged at Wal-Marts


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The Shroud of Turin is real, dude! No, really.


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Becks says he's purer than the Virgin Mary. "I've never even had sex with Posh, and my marriage is only to cover up the vow of celibacy I took when I became a Franciscan monk. The other lads would have a good laugh at my expense if they knew I'm a virgin."


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The richest celebrities in England. Mostly Spice-related


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Watch the uncut European trailer for The Girl Next Door


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What are the odds? Injured Griffey misses opening day start with Reds. He injured himself by the strenuous exercise of running out a grounder.


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Pulitzer winners announced. Other Crap snubbed..


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A fearless President Bush stands facing the North Korean border, daring them to try something.


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Alanis Morissette strips down in Canada to blast US "censorship". And yet she was wearing a body suit, because if she had really been naked, the Canadians would have censored her. Cue up "Isn't it ironic?"


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The worst arcade on the planet!


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I'm pretty sure you won't be seeing this segment on South Park. Cartman tells a bad taste joke.


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Arena Football Cheerleaders - the Fly Girls, cheerleaders for the Shreveport Battle Wings


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Pics from the set of Batman Begins


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Judge Blocks Liquor Sale Ban at Ohio Nude Clubs. A proposed Ohio law to ban liquor sales at nude dance clubs was blocked by a federal judge April 1.


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VH1 game show will test celebs' 'Gaydar': "VH1 is putting a 21st-century twist on 'To Tell the Truth.' Instead of guessing someone's occupation, a panel of celebrity guests will try to figure out whether a person is gay or straight. Yep, it's called 'Gaydar.'"


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Brawl breaks out at anger management conference Whoda thunk it?


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Spear Britney


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The incredibly souped-up Penguin Smack. Hit the penguin, then watch a movie, and come back to see your results. If the Penguin has stopped bouncing.


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Babe Ruth's bat comes out of the closet.


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50 sporting things Englishmen must do before they die


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The Padres' Jason Szuminski is a pretty smart relief pitcher, but no rocket scientist. Oh, wait a minute. My mistake. He actually IS a rocket scientist. He is the first big leaguer to graduate from MIT, and he's also an Air Force officer in his spare time.


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A blast from the past. Carol Imhof was the Playmate in December of 1970. Here is her free, nude Playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Sox sux. In each of the past 11 years, the Sox have started a different second baseman on opening day. Unfortunately, they would have lost even if Rogers fucking Hornsby had been at second today.


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CNN.com - Crossfire Transcript with Al Franken and G. Gordon Liddy


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