Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Broadcast news networks say they'll carry Rice's testimony live.


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Tarantino says he may do more with the Kill Bill characters.


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Here's a behind-the-scenes featurette for Alien vs. Predator


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Check out the NEW trailer for Kill Bill: Vol. 2


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Kerry promises Pennsylvania 433,000 new jobs. He also promised an additional 13 zillion kajillion dollars to those who don't get any of the new jobs.
  • For the record, Pennsylvania would reach full employment (estimated at 2% unemployment) with about 200,000 new jobs. In order to reach the theoretically unattainable 0% unemployment, they would need 320,000 jobs, so if Kerry creates 433,000 jobs for them, they would have an unemployment rate of about minus 2%, and would need some people to work several jobs (and/or significant immigration from surrounding states).
  • At least he didn't promise 433,000 new jobs to Wyoming, which would have required each and every member of the work force to work about two and a half jobs. At least that would keep them out of mischief.


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Turkmenistan's president has told his people to shun traditional false gold teeth in favor of white ones, the latest eccentric command after moves to ban beards, ballet and circuses. Hey, nothin' wrong with that. I'm with him 100% so far, as long as mimes are covered under either circuses or ballet. The next steps should be to ban house cats and metrosexuals.


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Courtney Love admits to taking OxyContin, or as she calls it "Hillbilly Heroin"


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ABBA turns down a BILLION dollar offer to re-unite. As spokesman for the group, Bjorn-Tor Mortensrud said, "we sucked when we were young. Imagine how fucking bad we would sound now."


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J-Lo to give acting lessons to film students. Gigli 101 is a pretty easy course, but Maid in Manhattan 302 is said to be harder than Organic Chemistry.


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"Little-Known" Attractions of Lynchburg and Central Virginia. Very funny site.


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Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee may be planning a remake of their marriage! The on-and-off couple may want to emulate Liz Taylor and Richard Burton by ordering a second wedding cake. Rumors fly that they are planning to get married at the next Mensa gathering.


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Check out the reviews of Lynne Cheney's novel, Sisters


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First 7-Eleven to open in Beijing. There are already 784 7-Elevens elsewhere in China!


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Tower Records releases the first album from future Trivial Pursuit answer, William Hung


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Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine


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Jon Stewart's report on Freedom of the Press - in Iraq.


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Watch the first eight minutes of I'm Not Scared . "Something sinister is lurking under the surface of 10-year-old Michele's idyllic summer in 1978. While the days in his remote sourthern Italian village are filled with the familiar routines of childhood, a chance discovery leads to a shocking revelation. Now, suddenly beyond the point-of-no-return, Michele digs further to find that even his own parents may be behind what's quickly becoming the country's most nefarious crime."


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Barcelona votes to end bullfights. In other news, Italy bans pasta.


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Oddball stories from Countdown.


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Since Other Crap is known as the Martha Stewart of the internet (without the insider trading, of course), here's a must-have Easter link: LearnPysanky.com - How to Make Ukrainian Easter Eggs (Pysanky)


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False advertising.


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CONDOLEEZZA'S BRAIN REDACTED. Painful Memories Erased Prior to Testimony.


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NYPD Blue's Charlotte Ross for PETA


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At least - something worthwhile on this Beckham story - his alleged girlfriend falls out of her top


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Weak attention span attributed to television. Many scientists believe that ... say, what kind of bird is that over there?


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A woman has been arrested for flushing another woman's finger down a toilet. The headline: "finger flushed after fight".


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A study of animals across the world has confirmed what many men have long suspected and spammers have long claimed - a large penis can be a recipe for success in the mating game.


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A Japanese restaurant which served sushi on the body of a near naked woman has caused a storm of controversy in the conservative southwest Chinese city of Kunming. The reports caused a firestorm in the local and national press with many readers slamming the novel dining trend as offensive and insulting to women.


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When at the prom, it's best to stick to your date - using duct tape. An Idaho couple used duct tape, thrift-store jackets and bed sheets to make their own formal wear for just $30. "


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Claire Forlani in ASCII. View their home page for many more.


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Hospital removes 176 pound tumor from Romanian woman. Premininary conclusions are that the tumor was actually two gymnasts.


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Showsteelers, the cheer/dance team for the Birmingham Steeldogs.


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Storyboards for The Day after Tomorrow


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Latino Review looks at the script for Ocean's 12.


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Attention nerds: you can now schedule next year's vacation. Star Wars episode three dates set


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Drexler heads hoops Hall of Fame class of '04


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Year by year tourney history for March Madness. Comprehensive info.


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Mathematician finds 90% probability of God.


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Tennessee may become the first state in the country to ban the viewing of obscene movies in cars. Unless, of course, the porno movie condemns evolution.


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The young and the wedded. Why stars marry younger than ever while the rest of us are waiting longer than ever..


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30 Best sexually suggestive Lines in the original Star Wars trilogy


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SlashNOT - Satire for nerds. Geek humor that matters. A parody of Slashdot.


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ACLU to Sue Government Over 'No-Fly' List " ...a class-action lawsuit challenging the list of travelers that the government has barred from flying because they're considered a threat.". So, they're suing for the right to be a threat without interference from the government?


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The Daily Show looks at a man running for everything.


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The Daily Show's "This week in God" - Lesbian Methodism


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The Daily Show looks at illegal pets.


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The Daily Show looks at gay marriage.


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The Daily Show asks "what's the BFD about HDTV?"


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The Daily Show looks at spam e-mail.


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The Daily Show interviews Al Franken


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Tom Hanks stops by the Daily Show.


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The trailer for Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring . "Anne Reid stars as May, an ordinary grandmother from the North of England. When her husband dies on a family visit to London, she recedes into the background of her busy, metropolitan children's lives. Stuck in an unfamiliar city, far from home, May fears that she has become another invisible old lady whose life is more or less over. Until, that is, she embarks on a passionate affair with Darren (Craig), a man half her age who is renovating her son's house and sleeping with her daughter. "


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The trailer for The Mother. "Anne Reid stars as May, an ordinary grandmother from the North of England. When her husband dies on a family visit to London, she recedes into the background of her busy, metropolitan children's lives. Stuck in an unfamiliar city, far from home, May fears that she has become another invisible old lady whose life is more or less over. Until, that is, she embarks on a passionate affair with Darren (Craig), a man half her age who is renovating her son's house and sleeping with her daughter."


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The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is predicting that Americans will slurp down 24.2 million hot dogs this baseball season. Or more, depending on how many Dodger games Kirstie Alley can make


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Texas prisoners no longer be will able to receive sexually explicit material in the mail and their letters to the news media and government officials can now be read by officials.


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Harvard teacher bilks friends, falls for Nigerian e-mail scam


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Mobog - where people send pictures directly from their camera phones


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Grease 3 with Olivia Newton John? - Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o!


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The official site and trailer for Dodgeball


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Drag queens have been getting illegal, back-room injections of industrial-grade silicone to give themselves some of the things nature denied them when they were born male.. The silicone used is the stuff sold in hardware stores as a sealant. It is not sterile and can cause infections, particularly in the lungs.


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Pentagon delays leave for 24,000 soldiers, decides to increase military presence in Iraq.


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Jennifer Lopez is no longer the only one in her family with a million-dollar booty. Her mom, Guadalupe, 58, of The Bronx, won a $2.4 million jackpot playing $1 slots in Atlantic City Saturday night. It came 40 years too late. Back then she would have been rich enough to have her tubes tied.


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Healing Iraq - a blog from Baghdad.


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Nader Fails to Make Oregon Ballot. Blames low turnout on basketball game, not own douchebaggery.


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Baseball Fans Overwhelmingly Want Mandatory Steroid Testing


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Four short videos from SPICE TV RAW!


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Dalene Curtis was the playmate of the month in June of 2001. Here is her free, nude Playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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The cycle is complete. Preseason No. 1 UConn downs Georgia Tech 82-73 to win national title.


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President Bush agrees that he will debate Kerry, but only on the subject of whether Posh and Becks should split.


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The Principality of Freedonia


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Whose words are these? "Let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are somehow good for the United States. Jimmy Carter? Ralph Nader? A member of the Saudi royal family? You're not even close.


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The DVD Clinic Movie Review of Wild Things DVD. Bad news, guys: no more skin in the "unrated" DVD, at least nothing obvious. I'll look at it soon.


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A review of Nora Ephron's screenplay for "Bewitched"


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APOD: Category 1 Hurricane off the Brazilian coast. Largest storm ever recorded in South Atlantic?


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Mel's passion kicks butt in Asia, Latin America, not so much in Europe.


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Let's skip all the political bantering and accusations of racism concerning Jim Bunning's comments that his Senate opponent looks like one of Saddam's sons. What we want to know is the Other Crap. Does Dr. Dan look like Saddam's sons, or doesn't he? Can you tell which twin has the Toni?


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