Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Hawaiian intrastate flights are weighted down by omnipresent doughnuts, and possibly tribbles.


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Complete transcript of President Bush's press conference


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Will California allow people with multiple personalities to use the carpool lanes? Well, almost.


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Rare 1611 edition of 'Hamlet' to be sold, or not to be.. It was printed while Shakespeare was still alive.


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Wearing Underoos is fun.


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Mike Piazza is engaged to a former Playmate. (Story only. See link below for pics.)


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Here is a free nude gallery of pictures of Mike Piazza's new fiancee, Alicia Rickter, playmate of the month in October of 1995, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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The Transcript of today's 9/11 Commission Hearing. Bottom line: Ashcroft says the towers would still be standing, and life in America would now be exactly like heaven in that movie with Cuba Gooding and Robin Williams, if only Bill Clinton had been screwing terrorists instead of interns.


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A clip and the trailer from Anchorman - the legend of Ron Burgundy


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Looking to make your house a little different? Bring in a designer who knows MoCoLoco - the theory of modern contemporary design & architecture. I know it doesn't seem possible, but the language of modern design may possibly be more pretentious than that of wine snobbery. A sample: "Sculptural light.
A thousand luminous dots replace the traditional lamps. The first two lights, Airco and Biodomestic, are available now whereas Flat and Lily d’Eau will be developed further and will follow soon." No wonder I make so many typos in this blog. My light is, like, totally unsculptural, dude.


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The Daily Show looks at Condi Rice's testimony.


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Masculout - the protein cleaner


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L.A. Home Prices Soar at Record Rate: "Home values in Los Angeles County posted the biggest year-over-year increase in at least 15 years in March as frenetic buying activity pushed the median sale price up 29%, to a record $375,000, according to data released Monday. "


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First images from The Bourne Supremacy


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The Men Commandments


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The new trailer for I, Robot


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According to Borowitz: BUSH MISSED BILLBOARD OF OSAMA 60-Foot-Tall Sign Appeared Outside the White House in August 2001, featuring bin Laden’s stern visage and the words “I AM GOING TO HIJACK U.S. AIRPLANES VERY SOON”


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Inventor of ubiquitous time-weather sign dies Monday at 12:14, 98.6 degrees


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Mr Puniverse - the search for the puniest man - has a new champion.


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Nader tells youths to brace for draft: "Presidential candidate Ralph Nader this weekend warned his constituents that a military draft is pending, and asked younger voters to prepare. "


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Drudge says: "Campaign 2004 turns extreme in Florida with the placement of a newspaper ad calling for physical retribution against Donald Rumsfeld!"


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Celebs Write Their Own Epitaphs: For his latest book, 'Remember Me When I'm Gone,' Larry King asked more than 300 celebrities how they would like to be remembered after their death. I suppose his own stone should read --- Larry King Live.


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Enya joins heavy metal band, but promises her fans that her music will continue to sound like the soundtrack for a Cate Blanchett movie.


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Happy Birthday, Tom Jefferson - 'Jefferson Muzzles' awards mark affronts to free speech: 13 cited for egregious bids to halt expression.


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Shock jocks go silent; cartoons clean up. A single knocker causes a cultural crackdown.


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Would you upset an alligator named Mister Cranky Pants? Some thieves chanced it, but apparently soon regretted it.


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"Of Flesh and Stone - Mortality, Death, Salvation & Transcendence" - Naked women on headstones.


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Elisha Cuthbert said she persuaded director Luke Greenfield to take her nude scenes out of The Girl Next Door, saying they weren't necessary for the character. She also vowed that she will never play a nude scene in a movie. The film opened in tenth place, despite a strong marketing push.


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Catastrophe Calculator: Estimate Asteroid Impact Effects Online


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Here is the actual asteroid impact calculator


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A virtual golf game so accurate it improves your real game.


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The United States Basketball League, Inc. (USBL) in conjunction with the Oklahoma Storm have announced the signing of Former NBA All-Star Shawn Kemp


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National champion archer only uses one arm. And he can jerk off at the same time.


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The Atlanta Hawks apologized Monday for playing a hip-hop song that contains obscenities and other graphic language on 'Family Night.' They could have mentioned that it was a night for the family of DMX, and maybe the Manson Family.


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Serena Williams fits those mammoth things into a see-through blouse


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Albatross sues Mickelson for breach of contract.


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A bar where everybody knows his sports.


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Baseball Misery Index. You think your team has problems? Imagine being an Expos fan.


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Fast-food loving Miss Missouri crowned Miss USA.


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Tycoon buys a London House for $128 million.


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Nine additional clips for The Punisher.


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Porn attracts serious pupils. I wish I could have padded out my schedule with Porn 101 instead of that crap like Organic Chemistry.


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Fantastic Four casting rumors.


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Four free videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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Brooke Richards was the Playmate of the Month in December 1999. Here is her free, nude playmate gallery, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Bex sex babe bares all for The Sun Looks like Beckham bent her backwards.


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The ORIGINAL Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products. Accept no substitutes.


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This is an amazingly insightful quiz that you should take at work.


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GALLUP: Will Consumer Spending Remain Strong? Consumers give off mixed signals: consumer confidence increases slightly but spending intentions drop.


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Ron's Misfits of Science Website.
  • From the submitter: "Perhaps the rest of the world won't find this half as cool as I did, but here's the best of several web pages dedicated to the failed, mid-80s TV series "Misfits of Science," which was Courtney Cox's first regular TV role. The show didn't quite last a full season, but I always suspected it had something of an understated cult following. A couple of days ago, I entered the show into a Yahoo! search just to see, and was amazed at the number of returns. Either I was right about that following, or this is just another case of the internet being a place where one's fleeting thought is another's obsession.... There's even a band out there which has adopted the name and graphics from the show. Anyway, the page is complete with photos and audio clips, including both the opening montage and "full-length" versions of the theme song. Somebody got a lot of milage out of one TVLand rerun.


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