Wednesday, April 21, 2004

A computer game for porno fans - Shoot Johnny's wad.


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Witness says bingo operator 'told me that I was a dead man'. Man, bingo is a tough sport.


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Blue-haired Dennis Rodman picture pleads no contest to Vegas DUI.


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Presidental Rochambeau: sensing a weakness in Kerry's weak "paper" throw, the President casts a powerful "scissors".


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Beckham finds out that it is really complicated to be a gay guy. All of your signals are based on the color of your hankie, and the placement of the hankie on your body. There are millions of different combinations, and it takes years to learn gayness. They won't even let you be gay unless you get a really high score on the placement exam. Of course, if you mess up the written test, you might still pass the orals.


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Bush, Cheney will testify, but decline to do so under oath. Gee, let me think ... why would they do that? .... {light bulb} .... Oh, I get it!


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Franciscans want Gibson to make St. Francis film: Franciscan friars in New York loved The Passion of The Christ so much they are petitioning Mel to follow-up with a film biography of the order's founder, Saint Francis of Assisi.


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"Kerry's wife's company" is a major Bush contributor, and has never contributed to Kerry! (Note: Mrs Kerry owns only 4% of the stock, and does not take any role in the operation of the company, not even on the board.)


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Kerry's fitness reports on The Smoking Gun


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How will Kurt Warner decide where to go? " I'm not looking at what's best for me, I'm looking at what's best for the Lord and spreading his message.'" Especially if the Lord also gave my team a strong offensive line, some great wide receivers, and an existing quarterback with gimpy legs. And, Lord, I also need a coach dumb enough to play me.


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Poets are likely to die young. Female poets are likely to suffer from mental illness. Kind of a tautology, if you ask me. Isn't writing poetry, in fact, a symptom of mental illness. As for the early death thing, try telling people in your public school that you want to be a poet, and see how long you live.


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Grand jury indicts Jacko.


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What could be more appropriate than a link from Other Crap to the World of Crap? The canonical list of euphemisms and other terms for "taking a crap".


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Talkin' about rock's new generation, from Elvis's granddaughter to the evil spawn of the Rolling Stones.


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Urban Legends Reference Pages: "Did PETA place a brick with a hidden message at San Diego's PETCO Park?"


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48 Hours Investigates has obtained a copy of the confidential French investigation files on the fatal accident that killed Princess Diana.


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The Straight Dope: Were there two endings to the old "Fugitive" TV series?


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Arrow in the Head has an advance review of Dracula 3: Legacy


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Labor Protests Threaten Cannes. The French labor unions are now demanding that they be paid the same salary as an average CEO, for a 0 hour work week. You know you live in a strange country when they think Office Space is a film about a workaholic.


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The latest Olympic sport - butt darts. We used to joke in college, about guys with zits, "he looks like the goalie for a darts team". That dream is now a reality.


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Here's the trailer for Stateside: This Rachael Leigh Cook film "follows the fortunes of an outlaw rich kid (Jonathan Tucker) who lands in the Marine Corps to be trained by a hard-biting Drill Instructor (Val Kilmer). While the kid is on leave, he meets and falls in love with a young popular entertainer whose love then endures hardships and ultimate victory."


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The trailer for Imagining Argentina. This could be a serious Razzie contender. People were laughing and hooting wildly at this film at the Venice Film Festival. Unfortunately, it is a melodrama about human rights abuses! This hilarious review tells the story.


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The trailer for a new horror/thriller, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. "A dangerous journey down a jungle river in search of an extremely rare blood orchid that is rumored to be the source of a youth-preserving serum". Well, there's something we've never seen before. {Cough} Bullshit {cough} Blow-job {cough}. Compare this plot to the so very, very different premise of the timeless cinema classic, Deadly Species.


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The trailer for a new comedy, Sleepover. "In the summer before their freshman year in high school, Julie (Vega) has a slumber party with her best friends, Hannah, Yancy, and Farrah - and they end up having the adventure of their lives. In attempt to cast off their less-than-cool reputations once and for all, Julie and her friends enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against their 'popular girl' rivals. Hijacking dad's car, sneaking into clubs, evading Julie's mother, and even a first kiss - anything is possible at Julie's Sleepover."


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Pentagon Deleted Rumsfeld Comment from "official" version. Winston Smith, of the Pentagon's Ministry of Truth, was unavailable for comment.


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Advance copy of the script for a new Bush/Cheney ad.


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Madonna's record label loses millions


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URL pretty much says it all: VeryVeryGay.com


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WAY too much information about making a TRON costume


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Last Elves Fired from Santa's HQ.


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Guy spends thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to look like Elvis. Now he doesn't look like Elvis, he just looks like a dickweed who spent a lot of money to try to look like Elvis. Actually, he did manage to make himself look like The Honky-Tonk Man. I'm going to have the same surgery, but I want the doctors to make me look like William Hung.


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You really may be addicted to chocolate cake.


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Experts Race To Fix Serious Internet Flaw


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It was a an even more exciting day than usual in Norway. Today's top story: "Woman finds drunken man in bed!" With the price of booze in Norway, I guess that would be a surprise.


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KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR to premiere at Cannes


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SAUDI PRINCE OFFERS OIL FOR DEMI MOORE. New Book Details Prince Bandar's Indecent Proposal


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Carrie-Anne Moss to star in Mission Impossible Three. Unless she is planning to play a Latin American country, she will need to reverse her recent diet plan.


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Joey Tribbiani says "how YOU doin'" to Jennifer Aniston


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'Pirates' tops MTV Movie Award nominees.


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The popular adult dance team Blondage, will reunite at a star-studded special event to raise money for the Adult Industry Assistance Fund


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Wing Music - Listen to Wing. The female Shatner. You've never heard anything quite like it. She makes William Hung sound like Caruso.


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URL says it all: RateMyBody.com


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Text messaging shortcuts ROFLOL, LSMFT


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URL says it all: RateMyMelons.com


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Are you Whipped?


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Thirteen men implicated for sexual assault on Pitcairn's Island. The population of Pitcairn's is 57. (This is the community founded by the Bounty mutineers.)


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50 Years of Negative Campaign Ads


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USA Today Editor Quits in Wake of Fabricated Stories Scandal.


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Donnie Darko will be re-released in theaters, with 21 minutes of new footage.


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Oil discovered in Cuba - US military readies plan to liberate the island.


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Bigfoot captures sexy camper for love slave, but Sasquatch was a dud as a stud, says victim. That whole "guys with big feet" thing is called into question.


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Omarosa throws a tantrum when she has to fly coach!


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Monty Python's Terry Jones reports on President Bush's lobotomy.


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Senator says US may need compulsory service to boost Iraq force.


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The Online Dictionary of Playground Slang


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More stars without make-up, from People Magazine. The ones you have to see, in order of importance: Madonna, Pam Anderson, Cameron Diaz


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Classic rock's fascinating facts.


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Nekkid supermodels


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"Barry Bonds' two-run home run established a new career high with homers in seven straight games, one shy of the Major League record."


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A look back at "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur"


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The 100 most influential people in the world. Surprisingly, William Hung missed the list.


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JIM LEE'S TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES: HALLE & ME An artist spends the day on the set of Catwoman.


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