Friday, April 23, 2004

WAX wizards at Madame Tussauds are developing a model of BEYONCE KNOWLES - complete with a wiggling bum!


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Jehovah's Witnesses Banned in Moscow: "A local court in Moscow bans the Jehovah's Witnesses from practicing their religion in Russia's capital, saying that followers of the religion endanger public health and 'inflame religious divisions.' But Jehovah's Witnesses say they are victims of religious discrimination."


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Good 1997 story about Pat Tillman, the NFL player turned Army Ranger, who died in combat in Afghanistan.


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Red Light District has secured the rights to the Paris Hilton sex video and will release 1 Night in Paris with 40 minutes of exclusive, never-before-seen footage. Three parties were negotiating for the rights, including Hustler and Vivid Video. If you watch the two sample clips, it will be completely obvious that Paris was co-directing the film (possibly even directing some segments herself). She is in complete control of the placement of the camera, for example.


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Satellites Show Earth Has a Fever


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Apple Sued Over JPG Patent, Damages Possibly "Millions": "Videoconferencing company Forgent Networks, Inc. filed suit Thursday against 31 defendants, including Apple Computer, for using its JPEG digital image compression patent without paying a licensing fee."


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The new Cincinnati Bengals uniform unveiling


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The Pulp Zone - online guide to Pulp Magazines


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The Straight Dope: Do cannonballs explode in flaming fashion as depicted in "Pirates of the Caribbean?"


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The Christopher Walken Trivia Quiz


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Mr. Cranky Rates: Kill Bill -- Vol. 2
  • "paced slower than C-Span on Sunday"
  • "Given Tarantino's worship of Uma Thurman, the entire foray may be the most overblown attempt to get into a woman's pants since the invasion of Troy."
  • "the characters drawl more inane, slow dialogue than bums spending the night in a detox cell."



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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry investigates the mysterious general idiocy of Alpine, Texas


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Is gas-drilling good for the environment? The Daily Show looks at America's environmental attitudes.


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Lewis Black of The Daily Show rants about: Celebrities showing up where they don't belong. "Bob Dylan selling panties?"


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The Daily Show weighs in on the Michael Jackson case.


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Some new clips from the upcoming environmental disaster pic, The Day After Tomorrow


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Lots and lots of clips from Man on Fire


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The international trailer for : Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


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Bush-Cheney 2004- This Time, We'll Win!


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Pat Tillman, former Arizona Cardinals strong safety, has been killed in Afghanistan. Officials confirmed the death of the 27-year-old Tillman, who served with the Army Rangers.


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Well, they review everthing else on the internet - why not hookers?


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Whoa! That robocop is real, dude.


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URL not only says it all, but says too much!! JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com


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Woman loses her job over the much-seen coffins photo


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Federal Government's - Focus on Hot Dogs


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URL says it all: WatchMeEatAHotDog.com


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WTF??? MANties - Panties made just for men


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The Absolute Bottom 50 ... HALLMARK HOLIDAYS


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National Rifleman's KOOKY KIDS KORNER


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ButtShield - The Snowboarding Butt Pad


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"'Millions of Americans are clinically insane but they don't realize it because, well, they're crazy,' " Makes sense to me. Well, at least it make sense to the little man who lives in my shirt pocket.


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This week's movies: Two Men Went to War - 59% positive reviews. ("a sweet, whimsical little WW2 film")


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This week's movies: Close Your Eyes -53% positive reviews. (British horror movie)


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This week's movies: Man on Fire - 41% positive reviews. (Action revenge tale with Denzel. Don't be fooled by the fairly low score. This film also developed some strong fans. See below.)


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This week's movies: The Agronomist - 100% positive reviews. (It is a serious documentary, directed by Jonathan Demme, who directed Silence of the Lambs. Coming soon to a theater near the East Village.)


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This week's movies. 13 Going on 30 - 64% positive reviews. Surprise! I guess the Jennifer Garner high concept body-switch comedy is a pretty good flick. Whoda thunk it?


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The advance buzz on Man on Fire is pretty damned good!


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Ian McKellen signs up for Spacey's pantomime dame. "He has always wanted to play a dame in pantomime," Spacey said. Nothing newsworthy about that. That's pretty much everyone's dream, isn't it?


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The history of Fecal Tongs from Neolitihic times to the present. I love the Italian Commedia dell'Arte "fecal tongs". You might say this site is "tong in cheek".


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Today's news from Norway: Victim claims satanic Norwegian musician drank his blood. Where else but Norway could the victim of a satanic ritual live to complain about it? "OK, Tor-Finn, we drank your blood. You're free to go."


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Paris Hilton porn video to be released: " The notorious home video circulated on the Internet showing reality TV star Paris Hilton having sex with her former boyfriend is coming to an adult film store near you."


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Billy Joel to wed gorgeous 22 year old singer. What is the secret with this guy?


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Kiss bassist Gene Simmons plans to hold 'asshole parties' to promote his first solo album in twenty-six years.


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Remember that sappy website about the dad who takes pics of his baby with celebrities? (Who is that with Jeremy?) Here's the unauthorized sequel, Who is that eating Jeremy?


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Four free short vids from Playboy's Beach Babes!


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Playmate Gallery of Jodi Ann Paterson, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!. She was the 2000 Playmate of the Year.


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Sexy Dutch celebrity Katja Schuurman to appear in Dutch bunnymag without her wooden shoes.


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Funny promo for Will Farrell's new movie: A public service announcement from Ron Burgundy


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Five new clips from 13 Going on 30


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