Saturday, April 24, 2004

Brainwashed North Koreans thought they were under nuclear attack from the United States when they first heard the huge train explosion.


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THE PRO-SMOKING AD THAT INFURIATED NEW YORK'S MAYOR


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Financially strapped Santa Barbara County has spent $273,000 so far to prosecute Michael Jackson for child molestation - and the trial hasn't begun yet!


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FCC fines Miami jocks for prank call to Fidel. The jocks got into trouble for not informing Castro in advance! Yup - no kidding - the FCC is protecting Castro's civil rights!
  • "Before recording a telephone conversation for broadcast . . . a licensee shall inform any party to the call of the licensee’s intention to broadcast the conversation, except where such party is aware, or may be presumed to be aware from the circumstances of the conversation, that it is being or likely will be broadcast."


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Omarosa faces the music on "Scarborough Country"


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Gotta have more cowbell? Join The Cowbell Project. Here you'll find some of the top cowbell songs ever. These are the songs that took this dark, clanging demon and pounded the essence of rock into your veins and left imprints of the dark master in your subconscious.


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From the highbrow gossip dept: Long after Hannah Arendt stopped being his 'saucy wood nymph,' Martin Heidegger had absolute control of their heady correspondence


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Jesus and Khan, together at last.


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Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda "My Trump card was my ability to lie with a smile on my face. Working for Osama is the perfect fit"


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Free Ice Cream at Ben & Jerry's after noon on Tuesday, and then at Baskin-Robbins on Wednesday from 6 PM to 10 PM.


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"John Kerry's quite an athlete. They showed him snowboarding. He's a good snowboarder. Man, he was going downhill faster than Howard Dean."


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Playmate Gallery of the October 2002 Playmate, Teri Harrison, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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Saxophone by Slastyonoff - (A Met-Art erotic sample gallery)


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Here is the trailer for The Burial Society, a new noir thriller.


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Eli Manning will be a Giant. (Link to the "live" draft tracker)


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Kill Bill, as seen by The Filthy Critic


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Italians may make 'small doses' of torture legal


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May 1 - The EU expands from 15 members to 25.


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SADDAM DEMANDS JURY OF MEGALOMANIACS
The French lawyer representing Saddam Hussein in his upcoming trial for crimes against humanity said today that the former dictator is entitled to a jury of his peers. Donald Trump, and bin Laden Top the madman's wish-list. Mr. Verges said: “My biggest regret as we put together Saddam’s jury is that it doesn’t look like Martha Stewart will be available.”


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Ted Turner hopes to start yet another wrestling federation.


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Binge drink ritual upsets elderly actor: "Veteran actor Paul Newman has complained to Princeton University over a day named after him in which students are encouraged to binge drink." So take it from Cool Hand Luke, kids, stop fooling around with dumb stuff like trying to drink 50 beers - and try to eat 50 eggs instead.


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Eamon Tours With Britney Spears: "Eamon's album, I Don't Want You Back, includes such timeless love songs as 'I Love Them Ho's (Ho Wop),' 'Get Off My Dick,' 'Girl Act Right' and, of course, the unforgettable romantic ballad, 'Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)' ". Outrageous - he stole that last one directly from the Johnny Mathis Valentine Album.


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Courtney Love blames all her troubles on President Bush. No joke! Bush, in turn, blames the eight years of poor policy in the Clinton Administration.


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Omarosa stalks off Jimmy Kimmel's show when he brings out the lie detector! "All we saw of her was a puff of smoke, like what the 'Road Runner' leaves behind," Kimmel told The Post


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TV star Leslie Ash was in a hospital last night after suffering a broken rib and a collapsed lung during "rough sex" with her husband.


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Michael Moore outsources the design and hosting of MichaelMoore.com to foreign companies. Oops! You know, I'll bet there are plenty of people in Flint, Michigan who are capable of doing this work.


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The great if somewhat eccentric state of Louisiana considers a law which would ban any pants low enouigh to expose butt crack, pubes, or underwear! This could be expensive for plumbers!


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How popular are your first and last names?


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Words and music from Early 20th Century American Music (1900-1924)


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Da Vinci invented the Delorean.


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URL says it all: TurdWords.com


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Astronomy Pic o' the Day. M27 - a gaseous emission nebula, and one green-ass mother.


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... of Condi Rice's imaginary husband, and other important Washington matters ...


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Harry Babbitt, creator of Woody Woodpecker's laugh, is dead at 90.


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Howard Stern to remake Porky's (2004), with script by Savage Steve Holland.


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The Smoking Gun presents: Claim: "Friends" Writers In Lewd Talk About Aniston, Cox, Schwimmer -


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Some newspapers pull, edit Doonesbury for a character who said "SOB".


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