Sunday, April 25, 2004

10 Rules of A Steven Seagal Movie


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Snow White and the medicated dwarves


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I just don't think this bawdy ad for Malteasers is going to make it to American TV


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TV's Greatest Hits. Your favorite TV themes are here in MIDI format, ready for you to enjoy.


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Defense attorney Jacques Verges reveals his strategy for defending Saddam Hussein. Verges client list is a catalogue of the mass murderers of the 20th Century, including Klaus Barbie, Khieu Samphan (Pol Pot's accomplice in the murder of almost two million Cambodians), terrorist extraordinaire Carlos the Jackal, and Slobodan Milosevic.


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Man on Fire and 13 Going on 30 end up in a dead heat in the Weekend Box Office April 23-25. Kill Bill and The Punisher took precipitous falls from the previous weekend.


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Law and Technology: application of the DMCA safe harbor provision to search engines.


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How the hell does Google do it?


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Pauly Shore is DEAD! It's the name of a movie. The "cast" includes the Hilton Sisters, Britney Spears, Clint Howard, Carrot Top, and Kato Kaelin, in addition to the esteemed Mr Shore himself, the Olivier of his generation.


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Filthy critic reviews The Dreamers : "They might as well back the Budweiser Clydesdales up to the Landmark Mayan as long as they're gonna dump this much horseshit on the screen. At least that would be fresher crap than The Dreamers. "


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FilmJerk.com - The Early Report for April 25, 2004


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Norwegian photographer Hegre photographs his wife Luba with another guy


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Suggestive Canadian song offends delicate U.S. ears.


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An explicit home movie of former Baywatch babe Gena Lee Nolin having sex is about to explode on the internet.


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U.K. press outraged at dying Diana photos


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The greatest thing about the internet is the cultural sharing. Without it, how could we celebrate the traditional Danish holiday ritual of ass-burning. (European dude sets his girlfriend's bare ass on fire with alcohol and matches.)


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Take My Saviour - Please! Tales of the The Christian Comedy Association


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Now here's a centennial worth celebrating - 100 years of French hardcore porno films.


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Arkansas governor trims 100 pounds of ugly fat - divorces Hillary. (Rimshot) Oh, wait - it's the CURRENT Arkansas governor.


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Fidel Castro to Miami DJs: "What Did I Fall For, You Shit Eater?" Read the complete transcript, and/or listen to the call, if you care to.


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Star Magazine says ex-Mouseketeer Britney is negotiating to pose for Playboy, and is headed for a Mariah-style breakdown.


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Remember the filmmaker who ate at McDonald's for 30 days? He gained 25 pounds, and got sick. Turns out it was all bullshit, in that it had nothing to do with the specific food at McDonald's. If you ingest the same amount of food on virtually ANY diet, you'll get sick and gain weight. A second filmmaker is repeating the experiment, but limiting her caloric intake to a sensible amount - and has already LOST 7 pounds in 15 days!


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Writer/director Mike Judge is currently filming his first film since Office Space


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Some pretty good personality tests that not only tell you what kind of person you need, but also the likelihood of finding him or her.


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Van Helsing opens in two weeks. Here are WAY more stills.


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Vintage porn from your great grandpappy's day


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Celebrate the Hubble Telescope's Anniversary with some of its most spectacular photos.


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Police in 11 countries have carried out a total of 120 searches and numerous arrests to crack a piracy organization called Fairlight.


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