Monday, April 26, 2004

Paria Hilton is The New Guess Girl.


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An oldie but goodie: Posh Spice flashes the goodies in public


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PRINCE HARRY has landed a date with teen rocker AVRIL LAVIGNE


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The trailer for Open Water : "Based on true events, 'Open Water' follows an American couple, Daniel and Susan, (Travis and Ryan) on an island holiday. Upon arrival at their hotel, we learn that Daniel and Susan's relationship is under strain from their workaholic lifestyles, and they need a vacation even more than they realized. The next morning, the loving and rested couple, certified scuba divers, board a local dive boat for an underwater tour of the reef. The boat is crowded with other vacationers, and due to a series of innocent miscommunications and a distracted crew, the couple is, after only 40 minutes or so underwater, accidentally left behind. What follows is the story of their ordeal: cold, alone and miles from land, the couple is adrift in shark-infested waters."


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Preternaturally perky starlet Jessica Simpson is pals with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, one of the least perky government officials ever, reports Us Weekly."


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This is awesome. The Star Wars Kid will Kill Bill


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Jordan breaks up al Qaeda offense, Pippen and Rodman clog their passing lanes.


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Eric Idle has compared his crucifixion in Monty Python's The Life of Brian with the latest one in The Passion of the Christ and has found his own infinitely superior. Writing in Sunday's Los Angeles Times, Idle commented that although he hasn't seen the Mel Gibson film, 'I gather that Mel doesn't handle the comedy too well, and he seems to totally ignore the singing opportunities of the crucifixion altogether."


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Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups


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VICTORIA Beckham was publicly humiliated last night when an advert featuring husband David's sex adventures appeared on the big TV screens - while Posh watched the game


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Save up your pennies - Charisma Carpenter will be featured in the June Playboy


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Clinton's Memoirs to Be Released in June: "If Bill Clinton turns out a first-rate memoir, especially about his presidential years, he will be a true path breaker. The only highly regarded presidential memoir is by Ulysses Grant, who devoted the vast majority of the book to his triumphant Civil War military leadership and wrote virtually nothing about his often disastrous presidency. Most presidential works have the dull, self-serving tone of a prepared speech. They suffer from the impersonal hand of a ghost writer or from the impersonal tastes of the president. The memoirs of Herbert Hoover, for example, include balance sheets on food assistance to Armenia and Lithuania and estimated totals of dried fruit exports. "


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What's With Our 15 Intel Agencies? - The CIA, we know. But what are the other 14?


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Virtual Uffizi: the complete catalogue of the Uffizi Gallery in Florence.


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Alfred Hitchcock - The Master of Suspense "IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE SUSPENSE MEISTER THIS LOVINGLY ASSEMBLED SPOT SHOULD BE YOUR FIRST STOP ON THE WEB."


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Iraq is not Gigli, says Rumsfeld: "For one thing, Gigli was out of theaters after two weeks, and the war in Iraq will be with us for years and years and years and years, Mr. Rumsfeld said."


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Iraq gets new flag, drops 'God is Great', adds Halliburton phone support #.


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Here's the new $50 bill


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Report: Conte Gave Steroids To Bonds, 26 Others: "The list of athletes includes five-time Olympic medalist Marion Jones, track star Tim Montgomery, and baseball players Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield."


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Elvis Movie Title or Cocktail?


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The Late Show with David Letterman : Klassic Komedy Klips


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Mel Gibson to be the next pope?


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ANNIESPRINKLE.ORG - the wisdom of the porn star turned Ph. D.


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Heather Locklear is set to play Hilary Duff's mother in the romantic comedy 'The Perfect Man'


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The crazy phenomenon of Stiltsville. Everyone who loves Miami remembers some houses that sit out in the water, in the middle of Biscayne Bay, off Miami's shoreline, just south of Key Biscayne. There were two dozen or more structures at one time, and their reputation includes some unsavory stories of gambling and bootlegging, but hurricanes have reduced the number to seven.


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More great 80's Commercials from X-E


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Russkies may sue Mel Gibson. Apparently, the entire country wants a refund for What Women Want.


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Actor Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert, or as he is now known, Metabolically-impaired Albert. You think this movie might just ... um ... suck?


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The text of John F. Kerry's testimony before the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations on April 22, 1971. Oh, darn, I just don't know what I did with those medals.


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Director Sam Mendes (AMERICAN BEAUTY) has decided on his next project. Mendes will direct an adaptation of the Anthony Swafford war memoir JARHEAD. The book chronicles one Marine's experiences during the Gulf War.


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Four clips from Tina Fey's comedy, Mean Girls


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"Friends" bid Sayonara on May 6


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It's official: NASA will not do movie reviews. In a related story, Roger Ebert has abandoned his Mars mission.


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Now this is a strange concept. Hitler eating watermelon.


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The Mouseketeer wanders through London with dirty hair, no make-up


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Four free videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!


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Playmate Gallery of Heather Kozar, Playmate of the Year in 1999. Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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What the hell is going on with the Yankees? Yankees get four hits, are swept by Bosox. Jeter drops to .175, Bernie .167. Jeter is 1-for-30 in his past seven games.


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Prague's National Theatre Premieres Opera About 1998 Czech Olympic Hockey Triumph The opera ain't over until the fat lady cross-checks ... er ... cross-Czechs.


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MY BROTHER, KEVIN SPACEY,IS A LYING WEIRDO.


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Salman Rushdie marries Padma Lakshmi, the hottest Indian chick ever.


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Jacko Replaces His Lawyers


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Walken a man of a thousand faces -- all his own


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