Friday, April 30, 2004

California Bars a Firm's Voting Machines in November Election. Not only that, but they are pursuing possible criminal charges against the manufacturer! I looked at the equipment, and I thought it was pretty close to ready. I think it will be there as soon as they add some other choices besides "Republican".


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Sportshair.com - The website for those fascinated by sports hairstyles. All the greats: Beckham, Johnny Damon, Rodman.


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Comparative overview of the blast-affected town of Ryongchon, North Korea


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Mr Show's book club selection. President Bush's memoir: Hornswaggled


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E-mail joke derides Democratic convention. It opens with a flag burning ceremony, and moves on to events like a John Kerry "fake medal toss" and a "Free Saddam" pep rally. Ted Kennedy proposes many, many toasts.


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The State Department's complete report: Patterns of global terrorism - the year 2003 in review.


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Playmate gallery for Stacy Fuson, who was the Playmate of the Month in February, 1999 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short videos from SPICE TV RAW!


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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY:: video game. OK, the game sucks, but it's a good reminder of the newly-restored and expanded version coming to DVD. Eastwood and Wallach went back to the studio to re-dub their dialogue into English for the additional footage. (It existed only in an Italian version)


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Mother's Day Approaches - and nothing says "I Love Ya Mom" like possum fur nipple warmers. Hey, Billy Bob Thornton gave some to his mom. You mean you love your mom less than BB?


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Yahoo!Smart Maps


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HowWasShe.com - "The internet's little black book at your fingertips"


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I have to say this must be the best Owl Shit Puke site on the internet. Not only does it have several different species, but you can use your mouse as a virtual tool to dissect the Owl Shit Puke. It even has a teacher's manual with discussion questions!


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Pink channels Janis Joplin in new biopic


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World's most boring job: Norwegian reporter. Another action-packed day in Norway: cheap beer survives another week. The Norwegians should hire the Weekly World News staff to make up exciting stuff.


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Aftonbladet catches a Mouseketeer wearing a mini bottom


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US forces begin Falluja pullout, turn over power to Iraqi forces. Unsurprisingly, Sadr says, "It proves the Americans hate the Iraqi people". Wow, who could have expected that reaction?


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Former NBA star Jayson Williams was acquitted Friday of aggravated manslaughter, but was convicted of four lesser charges.


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Landover-Baptizon.com: buying info: The Little Jew : Adventures of Levi, The Dancing Cockroach. Kids will learn that Levi and his family were turned into insects because they killed Jesus a long time ago.


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"Scooby Doo" Lures Christian Children Into Signing a Contract With Satan.


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Federal agent shoots himself during gun safety presentation to children.


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Japanese police arrested a 55-year-old man for stealing women's underwear. He had 4,000 pairs of knickers collected over 30 years.


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The World News Map


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Xtina calls off USA tour. She has strained her vocal chords.


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Airline Pilot Caught Dozing in Flight. I didn't think that sounded so critical until I read the article - it was a one hour flight! And he fell asleep twice. It was like me watching Cats! after a heavy meal.


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Record live concerts instantly to .mp3.


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Porn Actors Try To Form Union. The reamsters?


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Experimental armor uses liquid to make men of steel. And the best news: if you wear glasses with the armor, everyone will think you're just a reporter.


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How to gain 800 pounds in four months. Woody the Sea Lion Packs on the Pounds in Alaska


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Breaking the Barrier to NC-17


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Jacko pleads not guilty to ten different counts in molestation case, including some surprising ones.


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The trailer for the new version of Vanity Fair with Reese Witherspoon.


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URL says it all: DerelictLondon.com. Very interesting and evocative page.


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10 words everyone mispronounces


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Teen Band Menudo Being Revived. Presumably not with any of the original members, who include Hammurabi, Hannibal, and Cher.


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The Clinton memoir has reached the No. 1 slot on the B&N bestseller list based purely on preorders - the first time a non-fiction book has landed in the top spot 60 days before publication. Well, actually, the article is only ASSUMING it is non-fiction. For the record, the only other book to achieve similar status was Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.


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Two new TV spots for King Arthur


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May 1 - the first anniversary of "mission accomplished" - sees a new Iraq - a demi-paradise, another Eden.


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George W Bush "picking" his running mate. (Wait for video to start)


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TV's Olsen twins receive Hollywood star. These girls look anorexic, especially the brunette one.


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Quote of the Day goes to Jay Leno: The big question on the top secret joint testimony by the President and Vice President: did "Bush sit on Cheney's right knee or left knee?"


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Information on a range of women's issues has been stripped from government Web sites.


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Kate Beckinsale says, "That's the nice thing about English girls. 'Someone asks for a crotch in the face, they get a crotch in the face."


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I know you think I made this up, but this is a real headline: Cheney Praises Fox News Channel.
Vice President Calls Network 'More Accurate' Than Others
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Howard Dean preps for his own talk ... er ... scream ... show.


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Prank Call To Castro Leads To FCC Fine Paid With 400,000 Pennies


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Christian Bale in the new Batsuit


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FCC has officially declared that Oprah Winfrey is free to describe oral and anal sex acts on air. - but Howard Stern is not. The reason is that Howard is, per the NY Post's faulty spell-check program, a "lightening" rod, which is apparently a long stick which can be used to turn yourself summer blond. Hey! Come to think of it, that IS Howard.


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USA TODAY's summer movie guide.


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