Monday, May 10, 2004

Bush approval rating hits all-time low. In fact, the only guy who approved of Bush's performance was Rumsfeld, and he changed his vote when Colin Powell saw him filling out his ballot! Actually, all kidding aside, the strange thing is that Bush still leads Kerry 48-47 in a two man race! Apparently people think Bush is incompetent, but still preferable to Kerry! (Doesn't say much for the process that produces two such undistinguished candidates.) As always, I am voting for Bill Shatner, even though he is Canadian.


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The Village Voice: names the best ass in porn: Nautica Thorn. In case the words are too tame for you, here's Nautica's links page at freeones.com.


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Enough already! 1nightinparis.com - Is the official Website of Paris Hilton's sex video, entitled 1 Night in Paris, with 40 minutes of never-before-seen footage. The hardcore DVD version is a two disk set (WTF!!) and comes in a "collector's edition". Street date June 9th.


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Here's good news: Scarlett Johansson likes old, ugly guys!


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Nader can't get on Texas ballot through due process, so he sues to change the process.


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AwfulPlasticSurgery.com. I must be naive. I thought those were Lohan's natural breasts.


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19th and early 20th century collection of performing arts posters from the Library of Congress


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Busted! These B&W pics have been circulating the internet as the Mouseketeer. They are actually a model named Emmie (Emily) Scroll down the page for more info on the photographer and the model.


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President Bush Says U.S. Owes Rumsfeld 'Debt of Gratitude'. I thought he quit drinkin'.


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FILMING is set to begin on a movie where all the actors bought their roles on e-Bay.


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Are there cases where "animals WERE injured in the making of this film?"


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Even PBS is editing shows because of hypocritical post-tittygate morality


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Trailers and clips from André Téchiné's Strayed.


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President George W. Bush revealed that the blame for the Iraqi prison abuse scandal would be transferred from the U.S. to the new Iraqi government on June 30.


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What if Debbie Downer were YOUR principal?


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What if the porno candidate had won the California Gubernatorial election?


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Archie Manning Asks NFL Defensemen Not To Tackle His Son


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Color Blender Really a sweet little piece of javascript


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The Geek Test measures your degree of geekiness


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Which nerd are you?


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Buyer of blank VHS tape finds recorded porn scenes. You have to love the press. Some woman makes this claim, probably setting up an easy-money lawsuit, and the freakin' newspapers print it with no corroboration or verification! Now that's journalism!


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The big news in Norway Sunday - puppy dials 911 - emergency crews respond. (and the puppy was a Norwegian Elkhound)


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75% of Chinese students learn the facts of life from porn. You mean there are other ways?


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Remember the woman hit by a bat in the "Sausage Race" - she's retiring.


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Times Square scandalized by bunny porn, and it's even too late for Easter.


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Who has the most perfect ass in show business? Have to go with Michael Eisner. Oops, Sorry, I thought it said who IS the most perfect ass in showbiz. (Even at that, my selection was probably as good as their "best female ass".)


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The women of Van Hesling - minus their clothing


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J-Lo is already engaged again! More interesting is that she's in two upcoming movies, and test audiences despised them both. The fifteen minutes tick away ...


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Man forgets whether he bought lottery numbers - twice - and wins on all three!


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Postmen afraid of vicious kitty. Time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


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Scientists find fat-vacuuming molecule. Better ship a few million of them little molecules to Kirstie Alley's house.


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Britney too tired to lip-synch the rest of her tour.


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Jennifer Capriati up for the role in She-Hulk


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'Apprentice' Nick is not going to work for the Oakland Raiders ... which really doesn't matter unless he can run a 4.1 forty.


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Toronto's historic Maple Leaf Gardens to become a grocery store


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Shrek takes over the world of marketing.


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The evolution of Greta van Susteren


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URL does say it all, but it's not what you think: Nice-tits.org


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Some bloggers will be given press credentials by the Democratic Convention.


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'Wicked,' a musical that provides a back-story of The Wizard of Oz from the witches' point of view, received 10 Tony Award nominations.


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X-Entertainment's Download Center - Watch Hundreds of 80s Commercials, FREE!


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Bin Ladin's family to build world's tallest building?


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The Spam Letters. He responds to Spam with disingenuous e-mails.


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The custom toothpick gallery. Probably the greatest collection of hand-carved toothpicks anywhere in the Greater Ligonier Area.


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Brazil's president - drunk as a skunk. Hey, it worked for Yeltsin.


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Hollywood Movie Pirate Sent to Jail. No mention of whether it is Johnny Depp or Geoffrey Rush.


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Picture gallery from A Home at the End of the World. Earnest drama featuring Colin Farrell, Robin Wright Penn, Sissy Spacek.


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The Dot Game


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"Survivor" Channels "Bachelor"


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Here's a fascinating thread from Slashdot on Beating Search Engines, specifically Google


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Just when you thought you heard every possible outrageous claim from the Middle East - Saudis claim: Al-Qaeda is backed by Israel and Zionism


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FILM hunk George Clooney has been reunited with old flame Lisa Snowdon, and is making up for lust time.


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Just 25 per cent of German men chose a weekend with Britney Spears over a weekend with a Lamborghini Gallardo. One more vote for the car right here.


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