Tuesday, May 11, 2004

The trailer from the Reese Witherspoon version of Vanity Fair


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14 new clips from Troy


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Google's man behind the curtain.


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URL says it all: Shortarmguy.com!


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JoBlo does Cannes #1


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JoBlo does Cannes #2


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More satanic messages found playing songs backwards. This one from the ever-satanic Mouseketeer. Oh, you kids today with your hidden messages. Back in my day, we didn't have all these subtle satanic thoughts that required playing things backwards. Satan just went on TV and said what was on his mind. Oh, wait, that was Nixon. Never mind.


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New QuickTime trailer for The Bourne Supremacy


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Hollywood Rebuffs R Rating for Films with Smoking. Why stop at smoking? I think that I shoudl be allowed to assign an R to any movie with anything in it I don't personally like, ranging from Hostess Ho Hos to Ethan Hawke.


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JoBlo.com: The Cannes Journals #1


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The A&E documentary 'Troy: The Passion of Helen' is itself a Trojan horse. It is virtually an ad for the Brad Pitt sword-and-sandals flick.


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Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race: Photos From the 2004 Race, and links to pics from previous years.


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Andy Dick In Pot Bust


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The trailer for Mozart and the Whale: "A dramatic, romantic comedy inspired by the lives of two people with Asperger's Syndrome, a form of autism, whose emotional dysfunctions threaten to sabotage their budding romance. Donald (Josh Hartnett) is a good-natured but hapless taxi driver with a love of birds and a superhuman knack for numbers. Like many AS sufferers, he likes patterns and routines. But when the beautiful but complicated Isabelle joins the autism support group he leads, his life - and his heart - are turned upside down"


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The Daily Show looks at Rumsfeld's testimony about prisoner abuse.


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The very reason Al Gore invented the internet: the official website of the Lingerie Football League.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al Gore never said or suggested that he invented the Internet. This is a media hype created by tehcno-illiterate idiots who know nothing about Gore's record or the history of the Net, for that matter.

You are only making a fool of yourself if you ridiculue someone based on something he didn't say.

When Vint Cerf, Marc Andreessen and Tim Berners-Lee all acknowledge Gore as someone who was instrumental in developing the Internet into what it is today I don't give a damn about what individuals like you, who have no credentials in the area, say.

You are a joke.

 

Great resource: season two highlights of The Dave Chappelle Show, in Real Media format.


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Rebecca Romijn-Stamos - nude scene deleted from Godsend


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The Lord's way of telling you that you have too much money? You buy the complete first season of 'Jonny Quest' on DVD.


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What's the origin of "bury the hatchet"?


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Ringo Starr's son joins Oasis


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The early returns on this week's movies: Troy -63% positive (but based on only 5 positive out of 8 total)


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The ten grossest things in sports.


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Less than a week after the airing of the much-hyped finale of the series, former fans of the hit sitcom Friends can no longer remember why they liked the show to begin with.


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Norwegian journalists go on strike. I guess they want hazardous duty pay for those price wars. Long the laughingstock of the journalistic world, having to place beer prices on the front page, they are on strike for something interesting to happen in Norway.
  • Let's hope they settle. How could Norwegians survive without their newspapers? They might lose track of the yellow stripe re-paintings in their roads.


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Quentin Tarantino stars in a video of Leonard Cohen's typically funereal "Dance Me To The End Of Love". If the one thing missing from your life had been Tarantino in the buff - your life is now complete.


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Church of England unveils first virtual church


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The Smoking Gun gets ahold of Linda Fiorentino's anti-nudity clause.


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The Smoking Gun finds a written record of Diane Lane's Movie Set Demands.


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High schooler gets 3.93 GPA, finishes last in his class.


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Judge Orders ALL Kansas Public Schools Closed. Outrageous. Why, without any education for its children, years from now the people of Kansas might be ignorant and uncultured. Oh. Never mind. Now that I think about it, those schools are a waste of tax dollars.


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Harry Potter? Gay as a Divorcee.


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First draft of Clinton memoir runs 900 pages, most of them stuck together.


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Chiquita Banana made payments to alleged terror groups.


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Colorado vice? Actor and accused deadbeat Don Johnson is trying to weasel out of a grocery bill.


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Britney's hot stuff denied to Playboy? The bunnymag is changing editorial directors, and the Britney project was the brainstorm of the outgoing guy.


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Anna Nicole is hot again.


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Idaho looks for volunteers to get butts kicked. Literally!


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Dark Horizons says: "Terminator 4" - YES, "Batman vs. Superman" - NO, another "Rambo" movie - REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN LATER.


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Andre 3000, one-half of the chart-topping hip-hop group OutKast, is developing a potential series project with Cartoon Network.


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The buzz is pretty good so far for a new disaster flick, The Day After Tomorrow.


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The End of the Surprise Ending. The day of the surprise has come to twilight time, thanks to the internet, which allows no secrets.


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Chris Rock presents: How to not get your ass kicked by the police!


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Superstar USA plays a trick on its audience


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102-year-old Italian woman survives four-story fall unscathed.


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Another Possible Lion Sighting Reported in Ohio


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Real-life Spiderman dudes. First minute is dull. The rest is awesome.


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Le PARKOUR - some amazing videos.


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Pets help patients recover faster. Yeah, I noticed that when I'm under the weather, my back issues of Penthouse always help.


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Actual quotes: things overheard at a STD clinic in Minnesota.


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The great essayist, Peter Nguyen (the guy who wrote the Walt Whitman bio), weighs in on WW2.


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Another great essay by Peter Nguyen. "U.S. Capitalism"


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Images of Japanese Vending Machines. The video portion of the Panchinko game section stars Nic Cage!


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More Naked Van Helsing babes.


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Guy aspires to own every game consoles ever made. Cuz ya never know when you'll feel like a game of Xaxxon.


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Stairway to Heaven, played backwards for the Satanic messages!


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Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates ... and could also spur them on to entrepreneurial genius. (See the "children's pimp suit" below)


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It's never too early to think about Halloween - and your kid's Pimp Suit. The best part of the page? Look at the ads on the right. "Looking for a different Child Pimp Suit? See our full selection on sale now." Because your kid just can't get enough choices in matters of the heart.


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Remember yesterday's Geek Quiz - these people got 100%. The amazing thing is that it is a wedding - which means that one of the guys might actually get laid.


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In the end, it's history that will face Barry Bonds


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The job predictor. It told me that my ideal job was Hypnotist.


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Wrestler HHH will play the lead in the next Conan flick.


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FallonFey.com adds the Snoop Dogg show from last Saturday Night ( 5-8-04) Line of the week: "Blaming President Bush for this scandal would be like blaming the San Diego Chicken when the Padres lose. He's not running the team, he's just a big, furry mascot."


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Four free short vids from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Playmate Gallery - Karen McDougal, December 1997 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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What Madonna really looks like


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The Spoof - George W. Bush holds a press conference to admit he's an asshole. John Kerry immediately responded - "Hey, don't focus on him. I'm a major jerk-off. And don't even get me started on that fucking Nader"


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Olsen movie doubly lame. "The Olsen Twins failed to register theatrically, bowing to $6.0 million at 3,006 theaters - the lowest opening ever for a movie playing at over 3,000 theaters. Its audience included almost nobody over age 11, according to distributor Warner Bros.' research.


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Marilyn Manson to be playing Jesus. Yup, the role he was born to play.


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Kate Beckinsale marries in US ceremony


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"My first nude photos"


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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant ...


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Kutcher punks A-Rod. His Lordship is not amused.


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Manny Ramirez no longer a surly foreigner - now he's a surly American, like the rest of us.


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Open borders = closed legs. EU entry hits Czech sex trade. 'Tutes used to clean up on truck drivers making the long wait at the border.


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Virgin Mary appears in a window in Clearwater Florida - until kid breaks it with a slingshot. So much for that miracle.


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Three cheers for the kid!

 

The exclusive Apple trailer for I, ROBOT


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Police Ring Cannes for Film Festival Protests


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The return of 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' - Rob and Laura return for one last episode. Given the insuperable obstacle of death, Morey Amsterdam and Richard Deacon will be absent from this episode, but the others are back, even the ancient Carl Reiner.


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So if you like Jane Austen novels AND insipid Bollywood musicals ... . Here's a teaser for Bride and Prejudice : " 'Bride and Prejudice' puts an entirely different spin on Jane Austen's story of spirited courtship - Bollywood-style. Music, dance and spectacle merge with love, vanity and social pressures". Social pressures AND spirited dance routines? Count me in!


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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - a ten minute sneak peek at the probable blockbuster.


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If you are into those 360 degree panoramas - The Colorado River & Grand Canyon


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