Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Networks ready to unveil fall plans, and they ... well, they'll suck, as always. But at least they'll include some NEW sucky stuff. Well, not new really. More like rehashed.


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Guitar Jam Machine. Pretty cool site. Create guitar chords, learn the fingering, listen to playback.


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Whitney Houston Rehabbed, ready for more drugs getting high on life.


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KNEEL! You have reached GeneralZod.net. Very entertaining site!


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Yogi Bear busted! Pic-a-nic basket kingpin crushed by SWAT raid.


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The Smoking Gun finds NBC's preliminary 1994 evaluation of "Friends".


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David Fincher's new project is ...


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Mark your calendars and pour yourself a White Russian: June 18-20, Louisville, LebowskiFest '04!


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JoBlo.com's Hottie Update!


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The Weinsteins to buy Moore's film from Miramax with their own money, then seek a new distributor.


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Actress Pamela Anderson becomes a US citizen


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The Daily Show looks at the goldfish-swallowing of the new millennium - Nader-voting.


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The Daily Show shows the impact of democracy on suede.


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The Daily Show evaluates Donald Rumsfeld's latest woes.


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The Daily Show's Jon Stewart interviews Janeane Garofalo.


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Fascinating report from the Daily Show - the South Carolina Constitution requires alcohol in taverns to be dispensed from mini-bottles.


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U.S. TO COURT-MARTIAL DISPOSABLE CAMERA. A disposable camera that allegedly took humiliating photos at Abu Ghraib prison will be court-martialed in Baghdad next week, the Pentagon confirmed today.


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The Great American Author, Peter Nguyen, weighs in on the suffering of Jesus.


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Beyonce seems to be wearing Madonna's old clothes.


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'Smallville's' Kristin Kreuk Is Doing It for Herself


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The second installment of 'The Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman,' called 'Hindsight', will come online on May 20.


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Sony debuts eagerly-awaited Playstation Portable.


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We all know what a "Dear John letter" is, but how did that phrase originate?


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Tampa Bay Lightning Offers Free Beer To Season Ticket Buyers


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Headline of the day: Bathers warned of kick-boxing shrimp.


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Playboy plans "The Women of Home Depot".


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A MURDERED woman's devastated parents are accusing Ashton Kutcher of hindering the investigation into the death of their 22-year-old daughter


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Peeping Toms with cell phone cameras targeted by Congress


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A couple has been ordered not to conceive any more children. Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf are said to be mortified by the decision.


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Louisiana lawmakers debate resolution making plumber's crack illegal.


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Olsen twins gossip - booze, sex, bukkake ... OK, maybe not bukkake, but an occasional Double Dirty Sanchez.


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This is an excellent little humorous film, played straight. Who cries for the Pinata?


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Ralph Klein shared a five-minute chat with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Monday, talking hockey wagers and energy only to find out a day later that it was all a hoax staged by an Edmonton radio station.


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World-class violinist? World-class arm-wrestler?


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Turns out there WAS some stoppin' him now. R&B's John Whitehead shot to death in Philly at 55.


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The best pitcher in 2004? Same guy who was the best pitcher in 1986.


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MR SPOCK has taken photos of God - and she is a naked woman.


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The ones to watch at Cannes 2004


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Why Cannes sucks.


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"Tarantino loves crappy Hollywood genre films, so Cannes can find room for zombie thriller remake Dawn of the Dead and big-budget behemoth Troy."


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Mariah Carey flashes fan, fan turns and leaves.


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Six clips from A Day Without a Mexican


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The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilities


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Brazil's justice ministry announced the expulsion of New York Times correspondent Larry Rohter two days after the newspaper published a story about President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva's drinking.


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Pittsfield, Mass finds a 1791 law outlawing baseball! (Most people say the origin of baseball was between 1823 and 1846)


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Syracuse teams change nickname to simply "Orange" "We are the only school in the country that has orange as its official color. We want to accentuate that fact", said some Syracuse dude, as I sit here, a former U Texas student with my various orange memorabilia including shirts, book covers, etc!


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