Thursday, May 13, 2004

The first rule of Patriot Club - don't talk about Patriot Club.


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The Sun picks the best cleavage ever


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25 famous (or semi-famous) first lines.


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Great tool - Textalyser - analyze any passage or website for lots of different things, with many modifiable parameters.


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Environmental protection, water systems - lots of videos from the Cousteau Society


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Saddam files war crimes suit!: "VETERAN French lawyer Jacques Verges will today file a war crimes suit against Britain at the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Mr Verges, who says he has been asked to act for former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein, said the suit would be on behalf of 'the families of prisoners of the coalition in which Britain participates'."


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Pacino's latest project.


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Some nice pics from Spider-Man 2


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The first trailer for Constantine: Based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer, starring Keanu.


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Kurt Vonnegut on war and power.


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The Daily Show looks at the prison abuse scandal.


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The Citizen Kane of XXX dinosaur porn


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Courtney Love is lookin' good!


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Brooklyn Historical Society opens beer exhibit.


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American Idol update. Clips, judges' comments, votes.


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Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the site of the Library of Alexandria, often described as the world's first major seat of learning.


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Party Set for Andy Kaufman this Sunday, Just in Case He Was Faking


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Pi to 1,000,000 places


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Gnaughty gnomes gnot gnude gnow.


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URL says it all: FakeOrNot.com


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Sexual Positions Free - Learn Some New Sexual Positions


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Does your penis look like Jesus'? Circumcise yourself in four E-Z at home steps "For this procedure you will need: A kitchen knife, a can of Crisco, a roll of paper towels, and your penis."


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Boston Globe publishes bogus GI rape pictures. Remember when we busted those fake prisoner abuse pictures from the Hungarian porno site? Several days ago? Well, although they were laughably obvious fakes, the Boston Globe bought them hook, line,and sinker.


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A Southern California city known as 'Little Saigon' has become the first U.S. city to declare itself a 'no Communist' zone. Of course, our city has always been a "No Depardieu" zone.


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The Iraqi national soccer team qualifies for the Olympics!


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The Calgary Flames must have the best naked fans in all of sports.


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You wan cher fuckin' Flying Car? We got cher fuckin' Flying Car right chere (grabs crotch).: "Moller International has developed the first and only feasible, personally affordable, personal vertical takeoff and landing (VTOL) vehicle the world has ever seen. "


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George Costanza spotted in Florida: "A short, dumpy man has been going around town faking choking episodes, apparently to get attention from women"


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ESPN - Writing down the 'Unwritten Rules' of Sport


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URL probably says it all, although I don't know exactly what "all" entails: PussyPuckerPots.com


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A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast. Wait, that was no horse. It was Colin Farrell!


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Have 17 years passed already? Trillions of cicadas to hit eastern, southern states. All they do is mate frantically until their next hibernation begins. They're also a lot like Colin Farrell.


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Ollie North on Torturegate: "the kind of thing that you might find on any college campus nowadays" Gosh. That makes me want to be young again.


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Complete recap of the HIV outbreak in the porn industry.


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The teaser poster for Ocean's 12


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Film stars staying at the ritzy Carlton hotel during the Cannes festival risk finding their beds unmade and mini-bars empty. Oh, my God. What will they do? Isn't this, like, in the Geneva Convention or something?


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Colorado braces for 16 inches of snow: Hey, December called, they want their headline back.


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John Waters's 'Dirty Shame' Gets NC-17 Tag. It is only the third such film of the year (Young Adam and The Dreamers are the other two.)


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Shocking shots of sexcapades involving Pfc. Lynndie England were among the hundreds of X-rated photos and videos from the Abu Ghraib prison scandal


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Roadside Architecture. 300 pages of roadside kitsch, memorabilia, art deco, nostalgia, and just plain crap.


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This week's movies: Coffee and Cigarettes - 54% positive reviews. This film is expected to be seen by anywhere from 0 to 2 people, depending on how many of the director's parents are still alive.


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This week's movies: Breakin' All the Rules - 29% positive reviews.


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This week's movies: Troy - 45% positive reviews.


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Quiz: which Homeric hero are you?


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Presidential Rochambeau: Quentin Tarantino, secret bastard son of John Kerry and/or Vince McMahon, shows dad how to throw a proper "rock"


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John Kerry's "short list" for a way to define himself to the American public.


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My Life - The Memoirs of Bill Clinton - optioned for a movie, starring Ron Jeremy.


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The Hot MILFs of Network TV


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You got an ice cream cone in my Pizza! No, you got pizza in my ice cream cone? Mmmmm ... it's the konopizza! "The Konopizza is the biggest fast-food invention since the hamburger." (Actual quote from the company) And there's already Konopizza the TV series, with Zulupizza as Konopizza.


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Asians have their own Inflatable Love Dolls. (And they all look like the chicks on Speed Racer)


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New CD: The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld and Other Fresh American Songs


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JoBlo.com takes a sneak peek at Resident Evil 2


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A completely hilarious little clip from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story . Highly recommended!


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Gangs used Internet to plan street fight. "The Jets are gonna get more RAM tonight". "I've just met a girl named Maria. Unfortunately, I met her in a chat room, and she's a 42 year old vice cop"


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House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said he thought 'some people are overreacting' to the gruesome new abuse photos. 'The people who are against the war are using this to their political ends,' said the former pest control specialist.


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The President's approval ratings fall again, amid Iraq woes. His overall rating is at its lowest ebb, as is the approval for his handling of the economy.


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