Thursday, May 20, 2004

Massive oil reserves found inside Dick Cheney


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Angel fights to the bleak, bitter end.


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Frasier Finale tops Nielsen week


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Illuminating the Renaissance - (Getty Exhibitions)


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Procter & Gamble to introduce fun facts, Trivial Pursuit questions printed on each Pringle. Hey, here's a Fucking Fun Fact that interests me. What do they put in those Pringles instead of potatoes?


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President Bush Drops Election Year Hint to "Negroes" That He Has Fully Converted to Radical 1950's Racial Liberalism (whitehouse.org)


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Fox picks up Kelsey Grammer sketch comedy


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Here's another one that sounds like I made it up. Ice T to produce new rap album starring "Hassle the Hoff" Ice remarked, "The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour". Well, I have to admit I would be surprised.


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A KINKY customer got his kicks from paying a prostitute to pelt him with cream cakes, a court heard yesterday. I'm not sure, but I think this may be the man they are looking for


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Reality TV reaches new low - six bachelors compete for a date - find out it's with a trannie. That's the GOOD news. The BAD news is that it's a pre-op trannie.


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Friends star Jennifer Aniston is set to star opposite Kevin Costner in a new film based on The Graduate. Aniston will play Benjamin, and Costner will play Mr Robinson.


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Harnessing the Power of Poop


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The National Hockey League entered a broadcast agreement with NBC where the struggling league won't receive any money. NBC's bid just edged out Cable Access, which was asking the NHL to pay for air time.


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16 year old named CHL MVP. Gretzky says this is the kid who will break his records.


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PAYCHECK helmer John Woo is in talks to direct Universal's SPY HUNTER movie, featuring The Rock.


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Dr. Toast's Amazing World of Toast


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Foil sleeve 'protects motorists' left arms from sun'


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Brits choose best "rear of the year"


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Researchers hail dyslexia breakthrough. They haven't cured it, but they have found a way for kids to enjoy it. Just kidding. They are close to a miracle.


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Moises Alou is pissed off, in more ways than one.


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I know it sounds like I made this up, but I did not. Madonna's new act features gory images of people slaughtered in Iraq along with a wild lesbian orgy. Now THAT's entertainment. "You got sex-crazed lesbians in my slaughtered Iraqis." "No, you got slaughtered Iraqis in my sex-crazed lesbians."


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Strip Bar Patron spends $16,000 on Champagne, $7,000 on lap dances.


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Paris Hilton, Ron Jeremy, and Bijou Phillips go into a ladies room and get naked together.


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Thor and Loki, college roommates.


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House Speaker says John McCain doesn't understand the meaning of sacrifice for his country. I ain't all that political, but McCain - well, I think that boy paid his dues, and I reckon he gets a lifetime membership to the fookin' sacrifice club. As for J. Dennis Hastert - well, his idea of sacrifice comes on days when the hard word of government interferes with his fifth meal.


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Cary Grant: Elegant Charmer with a Dark Childhood


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Six clips from Saved! (The latest from Mandy Moore)


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Interview of First Lady Laura Bush on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno


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Cameroon authorities arrest Nigerian woman carrying 266 dead parrots.
  • Just her luck. The Cameroon limit is 250 dead parrots. There are some days when you just shouldn't leave Nigeria.
  • Lovely bird, the Nigerian Blue. Beautiful plumage.


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Trademark application for "Apprentice" Villain apparel - Omarosaâ„¢. Cuz sometimes ya just gotta wear a clothing logo that says, "I'm a delusional serial liar".


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Air Force in secret garage door jamming trials.


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Jasmine out. The next 'Idol': Fantasia or Diana.


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Rumors of Andy's death have not been greatly exaggerated. You mean he didn't really rise from the dead? I'm shocked. SHOCKED.


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Ambassador From Mars Receives 181,634 Spam Emails - Says Earthlings Are Not Ready and Takes First Available Saucer Back Home.


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Robert Rodriguez has closed his cast on 'Sin City' by adding Benicio Del Toro and Clive Owen


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Jefferson - The 51st State


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Reese Witherspoon's new romantic comedy: "a girl who can talk to animals falling in love with a guy who can talk to dead people"


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Michael Winterbottom - Why I made that sexually explicit film


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Classic typos which have appeared in the Bible through the years.


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New Pics: The Chronicles of Riddick


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Playmate Gallery - Dalene Kurtis, June 2001 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short movies from Playboy Plus!


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Beach weather in the UK - topless chicks emerge - The Sun is there, as usual.


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Garnett seems to be everywhere. T-Wolves win another playoff series.


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