Sunday, May 30, 2004

The New York Times interviews cult favorite Christopher Walken


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A student who was booted off his degree course for plagiarism is to sue the university. He says tutors at the University of Kent should have spotted what he was doing and stopped him sooner. I didn't make that up.


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SPIDER-MAN 2 (Brand new TV SPOT - all new footage)


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The Day After Tomorrow, as reviewed by that master of subtlety, The Filthy Critic.


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Gassy fruit forces airline alert. That's the last time British Air will let Nathan Lane finish the leftover three-bean salad.


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Presidential hopeful John Kerry becomes King of the Cheeseheads.
  • Wow, he and I have a lot in common. When I lived in Norway, I became Sildekongen - The King of Herring. If he loses the election, Kerry and I can get together and rule Scandinavia - if we can just make an alliance with the King of Crispy Bread and the Duke of Open-Face Sandwiches.
  • Seriously, I liked Kerry better when he was just a Cheesehead Commoner. Since they made him king, he seems to be getting a big head.
  • "No matter what it means to the New England Patriots, ... you are looking at the biggest Cheesehead in America", said Kerry. Ya know, truer words were never spoken by a politician.


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Homepage of The American Cornhole Association. It's probably not what you think.


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Hillbillies love Cornholing. I coulda told you that. I saw Deliverance.


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President Bush keeps Saddam's pistol in the same room where Monica and Clinton had trysts.
  • My army went to Baghdad, and all I got was this crummy handgun.
  • Actually, the President really wants to place Saddam's head on the wall in that study, because based on Monica's former exploits, it's already the trophy head room.


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Battle of the Puck Bunnies!!! (lots of nudity)


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First Cox, now another Watergate figure dead. Sam Dash passes away at 79 -- chief Senate counsel during Watergate hearings. Now waiting for the show horse to see if I won the Watergate trifecta.


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Nostalgia: Looking back at: Wrigley Field, Los Angeles. Many films were lensed there, and it was the site of that oft-rerun TV classic "Home Run Derby"


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Stills gallery from Madonna's new touring show.


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FilmJerk.com's indispensible Early Report for May 30, 2004


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Longest Yard remake - director Peter Segal talks about Adam Sandler and football


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First review I have seen of Baadasssss! and he scored it 10/10. I am really looking forward to this movie


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Shrek takes back the #1 spot in Saturday B.O. race.


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Trailer for The Corporation , a documentary about the rise of corporations in modern capitalism.


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Have your yard landscaped by Elvis - it's Rock and Roll Landscaper. He ain't nothin' but a yard dog.


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What if all the missile launch codes had been set to '00000000', and everyone in the Strategic Air Command knew it? That is unbelievably what happened.


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China has banned a computer game for 'distorting history and damaging China's sovereignty and territorial integrity ". Damn the foul capitalistic lies of that Pac-Man!


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Cox, Prosecutor Fired by Nixon, Dies at 92: "Archibald Cox's refusal to curtail his Watergate investigation after being ordered to do so by the White House cost him his job, and opened the way for President Nixon's impeachment." The big bumper sticker at the time was "Impeach the Cox Sacker!"


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Is Anna Kournikova married and pregnant?


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