Friday, July 02, 2004

Some of the all-time dumbest comments from British sportscasters.


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USATODAY.com has quite a substantial tribute to Brando


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Games. What's her bra size. Celebrity edition. They put a LOT of work into this.


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An interview with the cast of Anchorman.


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Nader is off the ballot in Arizona.


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UN observers requested to assure fairness of corrupt elections - in the USA!


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From the WTF?? department: Colin Powell sings "YMCA" in Djakarta. You have to see it to believe it.


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Here is the actual video of Colin Powell singing and dancing to "YMCA". (Bonus - the video just after it is about a mass nude photo shoot!)


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The former Mrs Rodman to head up the "Naked Women's Wrestling League"


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U.S. Govt. Steers Consumers Away From Internet Explorer


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Topless STREAKER Naomi McDonald stunned fans on Wimbledon Court 19 with two outstanding aces. With plenty of pictures.


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Reuters confirms that Marlon Brando really is dead.


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Writer/director/actor Jay Chandrasekhar of Broken Lizard will helm the big screen adaptation of The Dukes of Hazard


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Fahrenheit 9/11 expands to 1700 screens. Balancing the books:
  • Between them, F911 and Spidey-2 took 5000 screens this weekend. (The remaining new releases are insignificant: 190 screens for four films!)
  • The largest chunk of those additional screens came from Around the World in 80 Days, which lost 1500 screens. In essence, four other films contributed almost all of the remaining 3500 (Stepford 1000, Riddick 1000, Potter 700, Day after Tomorrow 700)


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Shrek 2 officially passes $400 million! The Ogre made $400m in 43 days, slaughtering the old record of 66 days, held jointly by Spidey and the Big Boat. (Phantom Menace was one more day behind that). Shrek 2 will certainly pass Spidey ($403m) for #5 of all time, and it still has a chance at #2, since it is still on 2600 screens.


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In Defense of the F-Word. Darth Cheney has apparently used the dark side of the force's mind-control powers on the Washington Post.


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The complete script for every episode of Seinfeld


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News flash: Jim Morrison was not bi-sexual. In other fast-breaking stories, Mozart was not tone deaf, and Jesus was not Norwegian.


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Clear your conscience. Lindsay Lohan is now 18.


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Clinton's memoirs hit a third printing, a million copies sold. His total print run is now 2.6 million copies. Many people attribute its success to the fact that it is the first Presidential autobiography since Grant's to come packed with a signed pair of Presidential underpants. Seriously, the Prez is obviously still very popular, because the book is actually dry and wonky, so folks are not buying it for the steamy anecdotes.


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KPHO, a CBS affiliate in Phoenix, is reporting that Marlon Brando has died at age 80. As I type this, they seem to be the only news outlet in the world reporting this story. (I made a screen shot for future reference. Just in case.)


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Chicago man has the world's longest wiener. Scorecard: Chicago Guy: 38.0 feet. Ron Jeremy: 0.8 feet.


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Separating the men from the boys in Hollywood


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Antoine Fuqua to do an Untouchables prequel?


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This is supposed to be Gina Lee Nolin having sex with Greg Fahlman in a hotel! I don't know if this link is legit (they are asking fifty bucks!), and I have not seen the tape available for free anywhere.


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"Spidey 2" Spins a Record Wednesday Opening. (Holds pinky to lips) "One ... zillion ...dollars"


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The Daily Show looks at the Supreme Court


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