Sunday, July 18, 2004

BUSH SEEKS BAN ON GAY MAKEOVERS. President George W. Bush today said that he would seek a constitutional amendment banning so-called "queer eye" or gay makeovers in an effort to protect the institution of heterosexual makeovers in America. “Our country was founded on the principle of women making over the slobs they date and marry,” Mr. Bush told a Republican rally in Erie, Pennsylvania today. “Only a constitutional amendment can protect the sanctity of those traditional makeovers.”


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Todd Hamilton wins The British Open in a Playoff with Ernie Els. Mickelson finishes one stroke back.


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NBC plans to air a staggering 1,210 hours of Olympic coverage over six networks - in EVERY sport.


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The Jeopardy! geek answered these ten questions correctly. How many can you get?


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Streep says she was NOT impersonating Hillary in Manchurian Candidate. The ash tray tossing was just a coincidence.


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Believing his own parodists, Arnold Schwarzenegger mocks California legislature as "girly-men"


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for July 18, 2004


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I, Robot opens with $50 million. Spidey easily holds on to #2 spot, passes $300 million.


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"What the world needs now ..." department: English National Opera to feature an opera about Ghaddafi.


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Austria creates a new postage stamp for the Governator


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Britney left a Dildo in Paris Hilton


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Quick Wit: 'Jeopardy' Millionaire Is Smart, but Is He a Genius?


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Top 25 Most E-Mailed Articles From the New York Times


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Where does Ms. Ripa find enough energy to feel perky at 4 AM?


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Pictures of the characters in Star Wars: Episode III


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Richard Pryor's official website: I Ain't Dead Yet, Motherfucker.


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