Thursday, July 22, 2004

Nigerian cellphone numbers rumoured to cause death.


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Tinfoil hat dudes explain how Republicans will fix the Presidential election


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Kirstie Alley will take on tabloids, Hollywood and herself in Showtime's 'Fat Actress,' a reality-comedy series about the life of an overweight celebrity. And, interestingly enough, she will take her pay in Reese's Pieces.


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Naked calisthenics.


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Jeopardy! geek makes it 37 in a row.


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The Daily Show looks at the Senate Intelligence Committee report


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Jon Stewart interviews Wolf Blitzer.


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Expos players were told this week that a decision on their 2005 home is near, that it won't be Montreal and that there is a strong likelihood they will be living in the Washington, D.C., area.


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Lots of pics from Team America- World Police, the new flick from the creators of South Park and Baseketball!


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Thousands of visitors to the Democratic Convention will have laptop computers with wireless Internet access - and that could be a formula for disaster.


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Dalene Kurtis, June 2001 Playmate - Free Nude Gallery Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four short free videos from Playboy Plus!


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Here is a behind-the-scenes look at the new Pink Panther movie.


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ALIENS USING E-MAIL TO SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN Aliens have hacked into our internet connections.


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The lesser-known predictions of MRS Nostradamus.


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A career change in the works for you? Join the high-paying world of pimpdom.


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Dennis Kucinich will formally throw his support to Kerry today


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Fun with anagrams. John Kerry =`Horny Jerk'. Dubya - "Buy ad"


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The Onion presents: The agenda for the Democratic National Convention


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Parents scandalized by a male ballet teacher who has an affair with a 19-year-old student. Why the scandal? The student is female!!


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If you're driving I-94 in Wisconsin, about halfway from Madison to Milwaukee, keep your eyes open for The Gobbler Motel and Supper Club


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Here is the full 585 page report of the 9/11 commission. (.pdf format)


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How did they make those weird lip movements in the old Clutch Cargo cartoon series?


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Indiana Sev presents the Halle Berry Movies Trivia Quiz


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Dunbar/Chiappin Body Art Gallery


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You will hate this site, but you will send the URL to dozens of people.. Find the three differences in the photo. It is timed. You have only twenty seconds. WARNING: Do NOT go to this site if you are at work, are near sleeping people, or are holding a beverage.


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Brandy's ex, Robert Smith, has revealed that their marriage was a hoax meant to maintain the singer-actress' wholesome image.


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The trailer for Julianne Moore's new drama, The Forgotten: "In 'The Forgotten,' Julianne Moore stars as Telly Paretta, a grieving mother struggling to cope with the loss of her eight-year old son. She is stunned when her psychiatrist (Gary Sinise) reveals that she has created eight years of memories about a son she never had. But when she meets a man (Dominic West) who has had a similar experience, Telly embarks on a search to prove her son's existence, and her sanity."


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The trailer for Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior : "A sacred Buddha statuette called 'Ong Bak' is stolen from it's rural town and it soon becomes the task of young man, named Boonting, to track the thief down to Bangkok and reclaim the religious treasure. Along the way, Boonting must wears his astounding athleticism and traditional Muay Thai skills to fights his adversaries."


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A clip and a new trailer from House of Flying Daggers: "'House of Flying Daggers' is set in the year is 859AD as China's once flourishing Tang Dynasty is in decline. Unrest is raging throughout the land, and the corrupt government is locked in battle with rebel armies that are forming in protest. The largest, and most prestigious of these is the 'House of Flying Daggers', which is growing ever more powerful under a mysterious new leader. Two local captains, Leo and Jin are ordered to capture the new leader and the two hatch an elaborate plan. Captain Jin will pretend to be a lone warrior called Wind and rescue the beautiful, blind revolutionary Mei, from prison, earning her trust and escorting her to the secret headquarters of the House of Flying Daggers. The plan works, but to their surprise, Jin and Mei fall deeply in love on their long journey to the House. Danger lurks in the forest surrounding them, and the wind is still, as if sensing the tension in the air. What lies ahead for Jin and Mei, these star-crossed lovers? If this is true love, then why are there plots in their heads, and secrets in their hearts?"


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Tom and Jerry - together at last: "Tom Green and Jerry Springer are developing a 'week in review'-style program tentatively dubbed 'Fairly Unbalanced,' which would feature comedian-actor Green and talk show host Springer discussing headlines and newsmakers and generally offering their observations on political and pop culture-oriented topics."


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Agent Provocateur : Shes Lost Control. A rock video with a naked chick, George Bush, and a special guest appearance by Tony Blair.


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Video shows two of the 9/11 hijackers as they went through security at Dulles airport before seizing the plane that hit the Pentagon.


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Read any good sex books lately?


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The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national UK competition. To kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week


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Sometimes cradle-to-grave support doesn't encompass a man's full life. A very healthy Russian taxi driver discovered he was already buried in a Moscow cemetery! One of my old bosses used to say that the only valid reason to miss work was a death in your family, and even then only if it was your own death! So I guess this Russian guy could have called in sick.


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July 27th is National Barbie-in-a-Blender Day!


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Philadelphia Eagles fans choose cheerleader for lingerie calendar.


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Be all your chest size can be. Soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.


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That Bush/Kerry version of This Land is Your Land has become an internet phenomenon. We ran a link to it several days ago, but find it again here.


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2004 Personal Choice Party Vice-Presidential Candidate, Marilyn Chambers.
  • Putting the vice back in the vice presidency
  • A real hands-on candidate
  • Someone who won't bend over to our enemies ... no, wait, she will. Never mind.


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URL says it all: PlayHef.com


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One gazillion nice pictures of our favorite girl next door, the newly Gyllenhaal-free Kirsten Dunst.


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URL says it all: DYKEdolls.com. Tag line: "play with your own lesbian. All boy on the outside, but real woman underneath."


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Victorinox SwissChamp XXLT - a Swiss Army Pocket Knife with 72 features, including a cigarette lighter. Available for the low, low price of $350. Oh, yeah, make sure you have pockets like Captain Fuckin' Kangaroo.


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Tired of that sticky doughnut mess? Now you can drink your Krispy Kremes.


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RIP - the great Jerry Goldsmith. He had 310 composing credits at IMDb, including 18 Oscar nominations.


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The Dutch, already the tallest people on the planet, are still growing in height.
  • The average height for male Dutchmen is about 6'1" (actually 185 cm).
  • According to the historical data, the average Dutchman was 5'4" in 1850, while American men averaged 5'6". The American average has increased three inches since then, but the Dutch average has increased at three times that rate. There must be magic in those herring.
  • When the Watusi were first discovered by Europeans, they averaged 5'7" - which made then taller than Americans, who were then the tallest people in the world. Today, the Watusi still average 5'7". (Obviously because African nutrition is not up to the standard of the developed nations.)


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German cycling fans harassed and spit on five-time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong during yesterday's grueling ride though the French Alps. Experts speculate that the fans' animosity is related to some negative comments Armstrong made about Baywatch.


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Napoleon killed by his enemies enemas? The enema of my enemy is my friend.


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Doctor Tongue's 3-D House of Breasts . "But you got to have your 3-D glasses kids, so send twenty bucks to Count Floyd ... "


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Criminal mastermind department: Police nab ice cream store burglar at home after finding his wallet and ID on the scene. Thief still covered in strawberry syrup.


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Four Tennessee inmates escape, go to a market, bring beer back to jail. "I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn't be charged with escape, but they were wrong."


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Mystery creature lurks in Central Maryland. Not even the experts can pin down what it is, even though it looks and moves exactly like a mangy hyena. (Hey, they didn't say they asked ANIMAL experts. They asked experts in medieval religion, Texas Hold 'Em poker, and Jaguar 12 cylinder engines. In general, those people were no help, except one of the medievalists thought the mystery beast looked like Satan.)


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So remember, kids, if you sneeze, don't drive. Friends don't let a friend drive with allergies.


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Experts rate the 50 worst beers.


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Snack or Scat? Today's snack food looks a lot like doody. Take the quiz.


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How would life be different if James Bond were Dutch? Wooden Ferrari F50


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Parents realized their son was alive after seeing the wrong body in the casket. Authorities misidentified two teens in an auto crash that killed one and left the other in critical condition.


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Jerry Springer To File For Ohio Senate Race


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Prank TV - beyond punk'd


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CAMERON DIAZ'S SEXY VIDEO & MAN TROUBLES


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Before Sunset, as reviewed by the ever-tactful Filthy Critic. (Amazingly, he loved it)


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Kirsten, Jake - one of Hollywood's hottest couples - Kaput: "Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal have confirmed through their respective reps that they're no longer an item."


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Four new clips from The Blind Swordsman: Zatoichi.


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GALLUP: About half of Americans want immigration reduced. The other half are illegal immigrants trying to smuggle their families in.


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Play the seagull poop game


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URL says it all: BikiniBounce.com


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Catwoman's Sharon Stone on the prowl for younger tomcats.


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Royal ugly chicks get extreme makeovers


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Bob Eubanks Wants To Beat Up Michael Moore ... where? "In the butt, Bob?"


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"Nature Boy" Ric Flair has a new title: best-selling author. The professional wrestler's autobiography "Ric Flair: To Be the Man" will be No. 5 hardback nonfiction book on the New York Times best-seller list to be published Sunday.


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Those Asian marketers sure know how to sell ... um ... detergent or life insurance or chocolate or something ... who cares?


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Bill O'Reilly sings the "Shut Up" blues.


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About 1 in 6 German adults (17 percent) believe that the point of drinking is to get drunk. That certainly explains a lot about that Hasselhoff thing.


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A scientific study shows that almost all Americans are "out of touch with the mainstream"


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