Friday, July 23, 2004

British office workers are spending almost half their day surfing the Net and sending emails, according to employment law firm Peninsula. And thank God for that, or nobody would read Other Crap.


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OSAMA FOUND IN SANDY BERGER'S PANTSWar on Terror Over


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an 'emergency' conference aimed at preventing the 'meltdown' of the Internet -- You may bring your own tinfoil hat, or you may elect to trust the ones handed out at the door (wink, wink).


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ALERT: Virus Purporting Bin Laden Suicide Hits Web


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Center for Inquiry - dedicated to exposing myths, quacks, hoaxes, charlatans, etc.


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Judge Will Allow Bryant Accuser's Sexual History At Trial, Says Sexual Conduct 72 Hours Before Rape Exam Relevant To Case. (Well, du-u-u-h! We needed a considered and deliberate ruling on this? I wonder how long it took ol' Judge Solomon to figure out that it would be kinda relevant whether she had rough sex with every one of the Green Bay Packers and the entire hospitakl staff an hour before her so-called "rape exam". Even Dean Wormer would have had a tough time declaring that irrelevant.)


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The complete Milk and Honey erotic galleries (some specific samples linked below)


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Joerg Auerswald - erotic pics


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Heinz Eylmann - erotic pictures


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Manolis Tsantakis - erotic pictures


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The 'Jeopardy!' geek won his 38th straight game on Friday, shattering the one-day record by earning $75,000.


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Amnesia update: The President's campaign bus has broken down, but he has resolved to hitchhike through all 50 states.


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The adventures of Johnny Whoop-Ass (Funny stuff based on old He-Man cartoons)


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Paris & Nick Split--A Nation Mourns: Paris Hilton has kicked her Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter, to the curb. Or vice-versa. Whatever.


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Here's a trailer for the sequel you've REALLY hoped for? The Usual Suspects 2? NAH! It's gotta be Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2


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The trailer for The Grudge: "An English-language remake of the Japanese horror thriller 'Ju-On', starring Buffy. 'The Grudge' is about a murderous supernatural curse born of a grudge held by someone who dies angry. The curse passes like a virus to its victims."


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The trailer for National Lampoon's Gold Diggers : "Calvin Menhoffer and Leonard Smallwood are two lovable losers, but grand dreamers, desperately searching for the so-called 'Good Life.' 'All we want is the best that life has to offer,' Cal tells his partner. 'You know, without working for it.' After an unsuccessful attempt at robbing two 70 year-old sisters, Cal and Lenny find themselves behind bars. Within days, the charges are mysteriously dropped and the two older women invite the boys to their Beverly Hills mansion. As Cal and Lenny enter the grand foyer, they find the interior of the spacious home to be a throwback to the late sixties. From the top of the staircase a voice suddenly calls out, 'Hey, you two little jailbirds!' Cal and Lenny glance up and the sight is enough to wilt their flowers and melt their candy. Doris and Betty Mundt (Lasser and Taylor) stand dressed to kill. Seventy year-old women transformed! Doris wears a Baby Jane outfit, while Betty sports a skin tight, red Sequins dress complete with patent leather Go Go boots!"


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The trailer for Warriors of Heaven and Earth: " In the tradition of Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, 'Warriors of Heaven and Earth' weaves a thread of battle, comradeship and honor"


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The extended international trailer for Exorcist: The Beginning.


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The trailer for A Sound of Thunder: "Based on a short story by master of science fiction Ray Bradbury, the sci-fi action adventure A Sound of Thunder is set in the future, when time travel is not only possible, it's a lucrative monopoly. It's especially profitable for Charles Hatton (Ben Kingsley), the owner of Time Safari Inc., a travel agency that specializes in escorting wealthy clients on exclusive hunting trips back to the Prehistoric Age. Under the leadership of seasoned scout Dr. Travis Ryer (Ed Burns), participants are permitted to hunt and kill dinosaurs provided they follow a set of strenuous rules. These guidelines are intended to protect the creatures' natural habitats and prevent time travelers from impacting the course of evolution. When an expedition is compromised and the rules are broken, the hunters return to the future...and discover the world is a markedly different place than it was when they left. As 'time waves' ripple from the Prehistoric past through the present to the uncharted future, Ryer teams up with Sonia Rand (Catherine McCormack), the inventor of the time travel technology, to unravel the mystery behind the catastrophic historical changes that are threatening to erase humanity from existence."


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Santa Claus is Danish?


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San Francisco Examiner: "He has spit on peoples' pizza, lain on Market Street in nothing but an open trench coat and a pink bra, touched his genitals in public and defecated in doorways". Man, they are pissed. That's the last time they let Colin Farrell make a movie in 'Frisco.


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Ebert reviews Catwoman: "The director, whose name is (just) Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project."


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Japan's top science council adopted policy recommendations that would permit the limited cloning of human embryos for scientific research


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Screenwriter David Sheffield won this year's Faux Faulkner contest by imagining William Faulkner as a writer for the Three Stooges.


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URL says it all: Monstrous.com


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What could be more exciting than miniature golf? VIRTUAL miniature golf.


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Everything you were afraid to ask about 'Donnie Darko. Be transformed. Before you read this article, you are a guy who doesn't understand Donnie Darko. After reading the article, you are a guy who doesn't understand Donnie Darko or the article.


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JoBlo.com interviews the writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.


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Amazingly enough, Catwoman ended up getting 12% positive reiews, although a few of those were the "so bad it's good" type of positives. Classic comments:
  • " ...makes me long for the quiet dignity of Arnold Schwarzenegger's performance in 'Batman and Robin.''"
  • "So bad that I actually recommend you see it. It's the movie you and your friends will rip on all summer long."
  • "you could find screen savers with better animation."
  • "Catwoman is destined for immortality as one of the subtlest, most thorough parodies I've ever seen."


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Now that most reviews have been logged, there are generally outstanding reviews for The Bourne Supremacy: 77% positive.


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A Whole Year Without "Sopranos": "HBO honcho Chris Albrecht has confirmed that the mobster drama, which wrapped its fifth season last month, will not unspool its sixth, and final, lineup of new episodes until 2006. "


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Here's some nostalgia for you older folks ...Whatever happened to Mercurochrome? Whoa! Turns out mommy could have killed ya by rubbing this stuff on your owie.


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'Butlers in the Buff'. I think I'm going to go over and Ask Jeeves where his fuckin' pants are.


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Kiefer Sutherland joins a male strip show in a tiny town on the North Island of New Zealand.


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Low-cost airline Ryanair faces an investigation after flying earlier this week with people seated in the aircraft's toilets.


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The August 2004 issue of Maxim magazine features Digital Playground's contract girl Jesse Jane.


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Joanie "Chyna" Laurer admits to making a sex tape. It's the golden age of pseudo-celebrity sex tapes! At this point, I believe it's time for Anson "Potsie" Williams to release his long-suppressed sex tape.


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Broadway Joe hopes to promote a new Jets stadium not too far from Broadway. The story is fairly interesting, but I really wanted to see a mock-up of the stadium and the exact location where they plan to build it, so here is that info.
  • It's one of those glass and reflective metal things, and it is proposed for the old Hudson rail yards, between 10th Avenue and the West Side Highway, from 30th street to 33rd. It's an exciting redevelopment scheme. I like the project's concept, but I think the design needs to be less like Orlando and Vegas, and more like New York. (Sorry for getting so involved, but one never really stops being a New Yorker, and New Yorkers are protective about the city.) Also, if I were still paying New York taxes, I would like to compare the various alternate proposals for development of the area.


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Michael Jackson hopes to date Nicole Kidman, for reasons we can't even begin to imagine.


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Aftenposten Norway has digitized all of Norway's important stories since 1767. It worked out like your college term papers. They managed to fill two pages, but they had to double-space.


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A South African woman has mistakenly plunked a 100-year-old gold coin into a parking meter. In Norway, that wouldn't be enough to cover the parking.


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Denis Leary's new firefighter series is blazing hot.


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Marion Jones' ex says she was juiced in Sydney


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Steven Spielberg will serve as an executive producer on the proposed Transformers movie.


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Can you guess who they are describing? "With real DD-size breasts, model looks, a five-octave singing range and a 160 IQ ... "


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Car dealer was asking women to perform sex acts in return for discounts on cars. That's illegal? Best of all, he's a car dealer named Carr, and his business is called the Carr Connection.


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"This is a real headline" department: Red wine - good for the breasts


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What wer the Olympics like - back in the day. I mean WAY back in the day. Interesting article. Fast read.


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"I didn't make this up" department: Canada bans dog biscuits shaped like postal carriers.


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"Sperm race" is the new reality TV concept: "New German technology would film the 'sperm race finale', giving viewers a chance to see which of the finalists' sperm reaches the female's egg first. "


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Scientists find that watching The Bridges of Madison County can turn you into a girly-man. The good news: it will make your date horny. The bad news: your testicles will shrivel up deep into your body somewhere, and you'll have to call in a substitute to satisfy your women.


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Girls Gone Wild to seek reparation for illegally seized jet.


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Radio reporter mugged while on the air.


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Build your own extra large keyboard


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eBay item - The K.I.T.T. car from Knight Rider


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Selected pages from the 1978 Sears Catalog


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Nude female bodybuilder shows off her hard muscles.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm.. I think this woman has a penis!

 

URL says it all: WillingChicks.com


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Meryl Streep works her magic


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Las Vegas: Sin City turning into Broadway West


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Saturn's Rings in Natural Color


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ChuckPalahniuk.net presents Chuck's Invisible Monsters as a graphic novel. (Chuck is the author of Fight Club)


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Justin Timberlake is still in love with Cameron Diaz, and he's willing to go to court to prove it. He says he'll sue News of the World, a UK tabloid, unless they apologize for and retract a recent story.


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The first trailer for Meet the Fockers, which pairs up Robert DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman for just the third time in their careers. (Sleepers, Wag the Dog)


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Smile, the platinum age of comedy has arrived. I agree with much of what they said, but they hit the mainstream performers and missed our two true comic geniuses - Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park).


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Cruise the Caribbean with REO Speedwagon! I hear Terry Jacks will also be on hand to fill out your volleyball team.


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GALLUP: 2004 Election Remains a Tossup as Conventions Get Underway.
  • Kerry holds a insignificant 49-47 lead among likely voters.
  • The President's job approval rating has now stabilized at 49%, and has not varied from that number by more than a point since May.


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