Monday, July 26, 2004

The best stories never get old: President Jimmy Carter and the "killer rabbit" - the true story, with the picture


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Crispin Glover's notorious "kick" in David Letterman's face.


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The Smoking Gun starts outing Jacko's grand jury proceedings.


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team america -putting the "f" back in freedom. You know this is gonna be funny and just plain nuts if Trey and Matt are doing it!


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What is the deal with re-makes? - Everything old is new again at the movies.


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Everyoen has a blog now, so it is no surprise to find The Incredible Hulk's blog.


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Just hours after the commission on 9/11 published its official report, President Bush proposed that a new commission be empanelled to read the document and publish a Cliff's Notes version.


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We're number one! We're number one! Give me a B ... Bangladesh was chosen as the world's most corrupt country in 2003, Finland the world's least corrupt. You have to give a big thumbs-up to Chile, which is showing that it may be possible to run a fairly honest government in South America while nearby countries like Paraguay and Bolivia as just as corrupt as ever.


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Today's news from Norway: Angry hotel workers in Norway want to ban pay-TV pornography to stop naked porn-watching guests calling room service to lure female staff to their rooms.


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Internet Archive: Prelinger Archives 48,000 "ephemeral" (advertising, educational, industrial, and amateur) films.
  • Check out the various Lucky Strike commercials, or just go to "Classic Television Commercials".
  • Don't miss "Duck and Cover"!


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Claim: Walt Disney was born in Robinson, Illinois, and named after a helpful townsperson who assisted his parents. Status: False.


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I love this headline in The Star. Hugh Grant - midlife crisis or man-slut?


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3.2 percent of the adult population in the United States is imprisoned, on parole, or on probation


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JoBlo.com covers Comic-con 2004.


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RAZZIE POLISHING TIME: Halle Berry's Catwoman has been de-clawed at the box office, thus bombing with audiences as well as critics.


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The martial arts genius of "Karate Todd" Weeks!


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URL says it all: Wrestlecrap.com


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Microsoft is in talks with five or six potential buyers for its online magazine Slate


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G-mail evaluated in comparison to other web-based e-mail services.


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After six weeks in rehab for an "eating disorder", Mary-Kate Olsen was discharged late Friday


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Clinton's 'My Life' sells out . Imagine how many copies he COULD have sold if he had included the fun stuff.


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The frequency of the 86,800 most common English words.
  • "The" is number 1 of course, and "fuck" is #5598. Unless Dick Cheney is talking, then reverse them.
  • Number 86,800 is "conquistador". How could that be so low? I must say that five times a day. "Honey, there's a conquistador on the phone for you, and he's claiming your garden in the name of Ferdinand and Isabel."


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The Yankees' Jason Giambi tests for potentially fatal disease. Giambi keeps shrinking and keeps getting weaker, but nobody can come up with a diagnosis.


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McDonald's expands its plans to accept plastic.


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The actual headline: Mercury mission set for launch. Quick, get Walter Cronkite down to Cape Canaveral! It's really talking about the planet Mercury - where the probe will bask in 700 degree sunshine. Whoa, dudes, make sure to wear flip-flops when you hit the beach. That sand will be radically hot.


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Ain't It Cool News says "Lost" is a great show.


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A bra designer in Florida has created a new bra that supposedly enlarges your breast size while you jog. We need to see the infomercial.


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Parents shocked when hard-core porn replaces youth football on Web domain.


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Halle Berry, one of the world's most beautiful women, insists looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful. Instead you need to be 'a freak in bed'. Yeah, that theory is really workin' out for her.


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Hollywood Calls for a ban on silly string. Whoa! Hollywood types really have time for the minutiae since Pitt and Aniston brought peace to the Middle East. I saw that ad before the trailers yesterday. "I'm Tommy Lee Jones, and I'd like to talk to you for a moment about something important. Silly String."


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KillSomeTime.com - Caveman Foosball


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This fall, the 1964 Cleveland Browns would like to celebrate the 40th Anniversary of winning their historic NFL championship trophy. Unfortunately, they lost it.


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'Magic' Johnson opens a Starbucks in Compton


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Texas Tech is still waiting for that refund on Bobby Knight's salary.


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Piracy making a comeback, attacks on the rise: The trend represents a major economic boom for the world parrot market, as well as for financially beleagured Eyepatch International.


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Lord Byron department, Part 1: Saddam Hussein is spending his time in solitary confinement writing poetry, gardening, reading the Qur'an and snacking on American muffins and cookies. "Hey, Sayeeed, what rhymes with Bush? Get me Whoopi Goldberg on the line."


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Lord Byron department, part 2: The leader of Turkmenistan has shown another side to his talents - by revealing himself as a poet. "I am the Turkmen spirit, reborn to bring you a golden age," his poem begins. "Hey, what rhymes with age? Rage? Sage? Gauge? LePage? Jimmy Page? Get me Saddam Hussein on the line."


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The Dodge Ram logo is really .... I don't wanna think about it.


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Kerry's wife tells reporter to "shove it", winning that round, but leaving her a heavy underdog in the cuss-out semis against Darth Cheney.


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Next April 15th - file your taxes, then head off to Japan for the Kanamara Festival. The festival celebrates the vanquishing of a demon that lived in a woman's vagina and would bite off the penises of her lovers! According to legend, a local craftsman fashioned a steel phallus which broke the demon's teeth.


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GALLUP: Slight Leads for Kerry in Ohio, Bush in Florida. Missouri a Tie.


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