Sunday, August 01, 2004

The Man Show's ad for "Manpons"


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The White House is angry at Stone and Parker over their new movie. I imagine that Stone and Parker are in hog heaven. Getting people mad at them is their prime directive. If you are a satirist and both the White House and Barbra Streisand hate you - "by, God, you are doing your job, sir!" - as Mr. Lebowski might have said.


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A domestic centerpiece of the Bush/GOP agenda for a second Bush term is getting rid of the Internal Revenue Service, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. If they throw in the FCC, they'd be cookin' with gas.


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Bana, Eric Bana. The Aussie actor says nobody ever even approached him about the Bond role. Oops.


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Big Brother girl changes her mind about being topless on page three. The Sun pays no attention.


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Dave Barry's Blog - Anybody Know Anything About Athens? Funny thread.


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Ed Harris and William Hurt are in talks to join New Line's A History of Violence. Viggo Mortensen will star in the film to be directed by David Cronenberg."


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Bogus Clinton Book on Sale in China. China's copyright thieves have struck again, concocting their own versions of Clinton's life. In one version, he took a vow of celibacy and also became a eunuch. Y'know, considering Hillary and all of Clinton's scandals, he might have been better off that way.


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URL says it all: AdamWest.com. (Kinda cool, but also kinda sad!)


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To gray or not to gray. That is the celebrity question.


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Christopher Buckley's witty overview of the convention.


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for August 1, 2004


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Elayne Boosler thinks retro TV with 'Balderdash' game show.


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Couple kicked off Miami-New York flight because of obscene T-shirt. Actually, despite some whining from the ACLU, the airline has the same right as any other business to require proper attire from its clientele. (No shirt, no shoes, no service.). They were completely reasonable, and willing to let the guy fly if he changed his shirt or even if he simply turned it inside out. (The guy claimed his "right to free speech". He had none in this case. Congress has passed no law against t-shirts, and the First Amendment does not prohibit private individuals, groups and businesses from requiring proper speech and behavior on their premises. You will not be allowed to stay, for example, if you go into St. Patrick's Cathedral shouting "Fuck Jesus" or wearing a t-shirt with a fornicating couple on it.)


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Manager arrested for peeping in dressing rooms: "The manager of a store in a local mall has been arrested after he allegedly spied on a woman undressing. Eugene police said they believe 28-year-old Jesus Manuel Trinidad spied on the customer as she was disrobing by climbing a ladder in the back room and peering through a crack he created in a drop ceiling above the dressing room at Wilson's Leather." The bad news: he's been arrested. The good news: he has sold his story as next year's big summer comedy.


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Weekend Box Office: Slow Weekend. The Village does $50m, close to forecasts, but other new films disappoint.


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Box Office Mojo - Biggest Second Weekend Drops. Catwoman sneaks into the top 100 by dropping from sixteen million to six.


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GALLUP: Presidential Race Remains Close; No Convention Bounce


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Weekly World News trumpets: "COUNTRY MUSIC LOWERS YOUR KID'S IQ!


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Village Idiot - The case against M. Night Shyamalan.


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URL says it all: Doom3.com


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You think your town has Mean Streets? A white Bengal tiger took a little stroll through the strrets of New York yesterday.


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Oh, sure the Camp David Accords were important meetings, but pale in significance when compared to the 'Dukes of Hazzard' Cast Members Reunion


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Historians attack Hollywood "distortions" of history.


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URL says it all: YouHaveBadTasteInMusic.com.


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Four clips from - Open Water


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The trailer for INTERN ACADEMY - A medical comedy Written and Directed by Dave Thomas


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The trailer for The Magic Roundabout: "Based on the U.K. children's series, the animated film features a group of friends who embark on a dangerous journey in an effort to imprison their oppressor -- the evil wizard ZeeBadee."


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The trailers for Hero - Jet Li's new movie


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More amazing stuff from people with nothing better to do than LEGOS


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Couple now up to 4,020 flip-flops for Iraqi situation, pulling them within 30 of John Kerry's record.


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New Zealand issues a Fucking Report: Since last year's prostitution reform legislation, the New Zealand government has issued occupational safety guidelines for hookers and has also issued a 'how to' guide for anyone wishing to set up a brothel. Your Kiwi tax dollars at work. One of the best Fucking Reports available anywhere.


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Hey, New Zealand, I got your fucking report right here. (Grabs crotch) A Guide to Occupational Health and Safety in the New Zealand Sex Industry.


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Germans demand that Poland reimburse them for losses incurred in WW2 era. Poles say: "sure, we got your compensation right here, right near your fucking report" (grab crotches)


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