Monday, August 02, 2004

POKER: Silver Dollar Sam's Nuggets - Murphy Reels in a Fish


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Battle of the Network Anchors - Ted Koppel and Jon Stewart face off on the convention floor.


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The trailer for the Ruropean thriller-horror film, High Tension : "The film centers on two teen girls who settle in for a relaxing weekend at a country farmhouse, unaware that a violent intruder is speeding toward them to transform their dreams into a relentless, bloody nightmare."


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Complete professional Natal Report for George W. Bush "you may do things that others judge to be childish or irresponsible"


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Crisco-Americans protest diet industry: "overweight activists are mounting a feisty protest movement against what it calls the medical establishment's campaign against obesity"


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Boners: Best volleyball ever


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Anna Nicole Smith has wardrobe malfunction, ala Janet Jackson


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Tom Cruise says: "I'm the guy who loves relationships. I love women." I love women even more than Mike Piazza. I mean I love women even more than Mike Piazza loves women. You know what I mean. I'm all man.


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Oscar-winner Halle Berry has reportedly backed out of two new X-Men movie sequels


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Straight Dope: What the hell was that final episode of "The Prisoner" all about?


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Bobblehead Detente : "Arnold Schwarzenegger's ill-conceived legal fight to curb the sale of a bobblehead doll featuring a likeness of the California governor came to an end today. The Republican politician has agreed to allow an Ohio manufacturer to continue producing the dolls, though future Arnold bobbleheads will not be carrying an assault rifle "


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The success of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' has inspired movie theaters to book more political documentaries in the hopes of luring customers.


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the cast for MGM and Dimension's remake of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR is complete


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Reeves, Hounsou & Lawrence on Constantine (movie adaptation of Hellblazer comic)


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Long-awaited Doom 3 leaked online


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Borowitz: G.O.P. QUESTIONS KERRY'S HAMSTER HEROISMA mass email from the Republican National Committee is questioning whether or not Democratic nominee John Kerry actually saved his daughter Alexandra's pet hamster, Licorice, from drowning during a family boating trip as Ms. Kerry has claimed.


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The Mousketeer's career reviewed by YAAFM


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Something useful for a change. ConsumerAffairs.Com Rogues Gallery tells you which companies suck at customer service. There are some big names on there, like Best Buy, Circuit City, Hewlett Packard, Blockbuster, Disney Cruises, Holiday Inn, and Home Depot


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Mike Lupica's Shooting From the Lip: Yankees finally see light on new stadium


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Pornographers Firing Back At Military's Free Boob Jobs. They are paying women NOT to have breast enhancement surgery.


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Crappuccino? It turns out thatthe world's best coffee comes from cat shit!


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You can't be too cautious. Use the UK's blind-dating safety system. Or ... you could go out with people you know, or with blind dates who are well known to your friends or family .... naaahhhhhh!


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Average Joes and Janes will be able to digitally mingle among celebs such as Tom Arnold and the former Mrs Rodman when 'Playboy: The Mansion' hits video game stores this winter. Whoa! Mingle with Tom Arnold? Throw in Carrot Top and David Schwimmer, and I'm there, dude.


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Jennifer Garner loved shooting the lesbian love scenes in her new movie Elektra. Garner says that her lesbian scenes were "some of my best kissing work." The line for Elektra has started to form at the local Cineplex.


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Eating every other day may increase your life span, or not.


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The famous urban felching legend, performed by sock puppets.


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The six steps of courtship for male fruit flies. The things that we can learn from bugs are just amazing.


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Favorite Steven Wright Jokes and Clips. It doesn't actually have clips, only links to clips, but hey, you can't have everything. Where would you put it?


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Sand Sculpture Photos on the Web. Like LEGOS, except shorter lived.


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A video for National Orgasm Week in the UK.


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Houston Police mistake landscaper's hibiscus for pot. "He hadn't even gotten his hand on the doorknob when it flew open and he was looking at the barrel of a pistol. Behind the gun were about 10 members of the Harris County Organized Crime and Narcotics Task Force, who burst into the home, guns drawn, and began shouting at him to get down on the floor. It took a while to figure out that what had caused the swarm of lawmen to descend upon him was the hibiscus in his front yard."



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VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: Neve's MPAA-Banned Trailer for "When Will I Be Loved" You'll see brief flashes of nudity in this trailer for James Toback's latest flick.


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Sleazy Rider - Biker gal romped through Pennsylvania town in birthday suit The usual good news and bad news. Bad new: arrested. Good news: two words - movie rights. I vote for Christina Ricci as the naked biker.


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Al Franken Radio Show to Be on Cable TV


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Sex offenders who target youth using the Internet do not generally deceive their victims about their age or intentions, and few use force or coercion


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Britain's Library of Unwritten Books, including "One-Eyed Olaf, The Man Who Was Addicted to Seeing, Poke the Pig and my own personal favorite, Scrumping in Persia."


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'Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?'


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A German court has ruled that Germans are allowed to stick their tongues out in their passport photos. I guess with all that Nuremberg nastiness aside, their courts now have time for some less weighty matters. In other news, Gene Simmons has applied for German citizenship.


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NBC Hopes Bill Clinton Will Host 'SNL'. Tina Fey better stock up on Chap Stick ... jokes.


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Victoria Gotti (daughter of John Gotti) and her sons are the subject of a new reality show, 'Growing up Gotti'


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American actor Brad Pitt will become the first topless exhibit at the Amsterdam Madame Tussaud museum


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Golfers face new hazard - bullets. Reminds me of a true story. About ten years ago I'm working in Zimbabwe, doing a project for Mobil, and I'm trying to figure out how to pass the weekend. The travel agent in Harare asks me "golf, or Victoria Falls?" I respond, "Can't I do both? I thought there was a course near there." She says, "Yeah, nice course, very near, but closed because of the drought." I fall for the bait, "So, they can't keep the course watered? But isn't it on a river?". She responds, "No, you don't understand. Irrigation is no problem. The problem is that when we have a drought, the lions expand their feeding territory - to include the golf course." Now THAT's a hazard.


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Hey, Vito. When I told you to steal 41,000 clams, this isn't what I meant. And when I told you I needed some dough ... well, just stay away from that bakery, OK?


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The Daily Show looks at John Edwards's speech.


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Restaurant bans those under 25 " any establishment with a liquor license can set any age restriction it wants, as long as the exclusion is applied evenly and consistently."


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Keira Knightley to star in biopic of Lawrence Harvey's daughter. : "Domino Harvey ditched a career as a Ford model to become a bounty hunter." Why, this is incredible! Lawrence Harvey would have had to sleep with a woman to have a daughter in those days, wouldn't he?


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That master of subtlety, The Filthy Critic, reviews Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.


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The Gena Lee Nolin sex tape


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Bill Maher would choose to be handcuffed for 24 hours to New York's junior senator over Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush or Greta Van Susteren/ His basic reasoning: Hillary is "mellow" (and therefore probably wouldn't mind Maher jerking off while their hands were attached.)


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A tipsy Tara Reid flashes New Yorkers from her Range Rover (Sorry, no pictures!)


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John Kerry has dated Morgan Fairchild and Catherine Oxenberg. Yeah, Morgan Fairchild, that's the ticket.


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No surprise here: 98 percent of all emergency calls in Norway are a waste of police time.


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Silver Dollar Sam's Nuggets, August 2, 2004 - Texas Hold 'Em, as written by a poker pro.


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The Sawdust Joint, Chapter 1. Silver Dollar Sam talks about Vegas in the Good Ol' Days. Interesting yarn.


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Holy Hannah! Give me back that tinfoil hat. The New Republic was right! The news of Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani's capyure came just hours before US presidential candidate John Kerry delivered his acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in Boston. They had captured him four days earlier. The timing of the disclosure has rekindled controversy surrounding an earlier New Republic article specifically alleging US pressure on Pakistan to produce a "high value target" in July during the convention. One source in that article said that a White House aide suggested to Pakistan’s intelligence chief that the first three days of the Democratic convention would be the "best" timing. Both US and Pakistani officials have denied the story - and continue to do so!


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The New Republic's original article about the "July Surprise"?


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