Monday, August 09, 2004

UPN has reportedly commissioned advertisements touting William Shatner's (as James T. Kirk) return to Star Trek. In the word of the immortal (and often immoral) Marv Albert - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


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If you're going to NYU, don't expect to see the Olsen twins hanging in the dorm. The New York Times says Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are spending more than $7 million to buy four connecting penthouses in Greenwich Village where they'll stay while they go to school.


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John Kerry reads four or five newspapers a day - but only to see his name in print. President Bush also buys four or five newspapers. He has to buy more than one, to assure that at least one will carry "Nancy and Sluggo"


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Judge says reporters must testify in CIA leak case. This includes Tim Russert of Meet the Press, who could be headin' to the Big House unless he sings like a canary. (I gotta stop watching those 30s movies.)


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"Winged Cat From Hell" Put to Death in Central Russia . Russia is the new Romania of the new millennium, seeming to generate all the craziest news stories.


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The Three Stooges have been colorized for a new DVD release.


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Here are some more pics of a drunken Charlotte Church falling out of her dress.


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CNN.com - Al Qaeda arrests yield 1,000 disks, and investigators are now entitled to one million free hours on AOL.


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Trump prepares to say 'You're fired!' to himself, possibly followed by "you're broke, too"


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The Straight Dope: Did Groucho Marx utter a famous double entendre ad lib on the air?: Here's the exchange in question: "Groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids? Female Contestant: Well, I love my husband. Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."


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The Smoking Gun has the goods on that "53 State" diploma scam.


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Researchers claim: David Beckham has filled the gap left in people's hearts by the premature death of Diana, Princess of Wales


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JoBlo.com's Movie Rumor Attack!


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Here's a new clip from Alien Vs. Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ecks vs Sever


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Two new clips from Without a Paddle, a young-skewing comedy starring Scotty Evil and Shaggy.


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Now THIS is journalism! The Sun says Naomi Campbell beat up her maid, and the article is accompanied by a picture which shows her breasts.


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Watch the trailer for 'Spanglish' starring Adam Sandler and Téa Leoni. "Like any modern couple, they struggle to balance life's issues and details until someone new enters their home to offer a fresh perspective"


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Private school teaches about the 53 States and the four branches of government


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A stream of completely indecipherable chatter that intelligence agents had been trying to decode for the past three and a half years has turned out to be the utterances of President George W. Bush. The President claimed he was trying to confuse the evildoers.


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Julie Andrews made her Broadway debut in 1954 in The Boyfriend, and now she is directing a revival of the show. It's all part of what we learned from The Lion King about the Circle of Life. Personally, I've always envisioned life as an irregular trapezoid.


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'King Kong' girl, Fay Wray, dies at 96. I am a fan, and I didn't even dream that she was still alive!


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Oh, be still, my beating heart! Five new clips from The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement


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The Daily Show looks at the tiger wandering through the NYC streets


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The Top Ten party schools


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Sissy Spacek gets it on with Alan Cumming in the upcoming tranny drama 'Southern Comfort' - with Spacek as the man, Cumming as the woman


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President Bush On Sovereignty


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"Good Time Ralphie" Nader speaks the language of today's youth. Not only is this too weird for me, it is even too weird for Nader. Hell, this would be a little weird for Hunter Thompson.


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Now THIS makes it clear exactly what politics is really about. Fuck The Vote: Trade Bush for Votes Against Bush


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JoBlo takes an in-depth look at Robert Rodriguez's Sin City project


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EarthCam.com -the Yahoo of live Web Cams


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The English-to-American Dictionary


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Lindsay Lohan Wins 4 Teen Choice Awards, including "favorite breasts"


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