Thursday, August 12, 2004

Moms hold 'nurse-in' at Starbucks. They want Starbucks to make the right to breast feed a matter of policy. I support their efforts. First of all, it lets me look at breasts while getting my coffee. Second, it comes in handy if Starbucks runs out of cream. "Hey, lady, squeeze a little in this cup, willya?"


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POKER: Murphy faces down two aces - and takes control.


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Box Office Mojo - Box Office Forecast for this weekend. There doesn;t seem to be much buzz around AVP, but this forecaster seems to think it will hit $30 mill for the weekend. He thinks Bourne will be very strong, finishing in fourth place in its fourth weekend. Like many, he thinks Yu-Gi-Oh will bomb.


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NBA Owner In Sex Scandal. It isn't really much of a scandal. It's a very rich old man who paid a young tootsie to clean his pipes. Somehow I think that this may have happened once or twice before before in human history. The scandal is that HE sued HER.


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Nudes Readers to Reveal the Bare Facts: "Starting nightly on Aug. 16, Get Lucky TV will broadcast via satellite to European audiences the daily news read by a series of nubile young women who will gradually -- but tastefully -- remove their clothes on camera. "


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Paramount, Summer 2005 - "'Mission: Impossible 3,' which has been plagued by director problems, is out, and 'War of the Worlds,' directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Tom Cruise, is in. "


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Latino Review looks at We Don't Live Here Any More.


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This week's reviews: Alien vs. Predator - no reviews. Huh? It opens tomorrow - in fact it opens at 12:01 tonight so it will be open by the time most of you read this - and no critic has seen it yet? That can't be good, can it?


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This week's movies: Yu-Gi-Oh! - 0% positive reviews. Will it get the first perfect zero since Benigni's Pinnochio? Stay tuned.


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Court Settlement Makes Dirty Harry's Day


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N.J. governor, saying he's gay, resigns office. Tony Soprano starts to wonder about the late Big Pussy.


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Borowitz: IN FIRST INTELLIGENCE FAILURE, NEW CIA CHIEF DID NOT KNOW HE WAS BEING NOMINATED


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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Playmate Gallery - Kimberly Stanfield, July 2001 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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British supermodel Kate Moss has commissioned a specialist in rock portraits to come up with a painting of her with Elvis.


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The Daily Show looks at Republican efforts to get Nader on the ballot.


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The Daily Show looks at new CIA head Porter Goss


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The Daily Show looks at This Week in God - Feminism, and Mecca Cola


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Russian scientists have allegedly said they have discovered the wreck of an alien device at the site of an unexplained explosion in Siberia almost a hundred years ago


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We need to get to the bottom of this! August is 'National Anal Sex Month'. It's the one month when you're allowed to get a little behind at your job.


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Goss on his own lack of CIA credentials: "'I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. I don't have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We're looking for Arabists today. I don't have the cultural background probably. And I certainly don't have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day: 'Dad you got to get better on your computer.' Uh, so, the things that you need to have, I don't have."


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The Sun catches J-Lo in a bikini


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Former Screw magazine publisher Al Goldstein is living life as a homeless person.


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MoveOnPlease.org: Democracy Inaction (National Lampoon's spoof of MoveOn.Org's website.)


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Welcome to Celebrity Cemetery


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President's Congratulations to His Little Brown Nephew George P. on the Occasion of His Marriage to an Ann Coulter Impersonator WHITEHOUSE.ORG


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JoBlo reviews that cinematic masterpiece, The Brown Bunny


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Google Web Alerts - because they now have the entire internet under their thumb!


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Stop us if you've heard this before: Tom Sizemore is in trouble with the law.


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The Straight Dope: If spaghetti is Italian, why is it sold by Franco- American? Also discussed - if the Italians had pasta before they had tomatoes (tomatoes came from the New World to Europe around 1522) - then what did they do for sauce?


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More "artistic" naked chicks


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The Online Film Critics Society'sTop 100 Overlooked Films of the 1990s


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Sofia Coppola, the first American woman to ever be nominated for Best Director, is set to direct Kirsten Dunst in Marie-Antoinette


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"Dog bites man" department. Griffey done for the season with torn hamstring.


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The Straight Dope: Who was the stupidest U.S. president? You may not realize that Dubya scored in the 88th percentile on his SAT's (he scored 566, 640, which is equal to 640, 640 by the current scoring scale), and is not even close to being a candidate for this dishonor. The prime contenders in the 20th century would be Harry Truman, Warren Harding, and Ronald Reagan. Possibly JFK. Kennedy was no whiz-kid, his 119 IQ lower than Dubya's estimated 129. ( Bush's score can be inferred from his SATs. See this link for the conversion chart from pre-1974 SAT scores to IQ. Dubya's actual SAT score was 1206.)


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Kerry Denies He Had Sex With Olsen Twins


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Here's a bigger version of one of those those Charlotte Church paparazzi pictures


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British Goverment orders parody web site removed! (So the Guardian kindly reprints it)


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For your specialized porn needs: 1418 sexual fantasies about Tonya Harding.


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POWER POKER, Part 4: Sam's girlfriend said it best: "don't ever call"


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MTV's sequel to Pimp My Ride - Pimp My Bride


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You Can't Be Serious! McEnroe's TV show hits a Perfect Zero rating - twice. Double fault.


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This week's movies: Danny Deckchair (limited release) - 50% positive reviews.: "The limp movie seems to be an attempt by an Australian to mimic a bad American romantic comedy, and, unfortunately, he succeeds admirably.'"


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