Saturday, August 14, 2004

Top Ten reasons to vote for George Bush


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You think that jewelry stinks? I'll bet the stuff you hate doesn't stink as bad as this jewelry.


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I Heart Huckabee's. David O Russell's first movie since Three Kings. Big A-list cast. (Jude Law, Naomi Watts, Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Isabelle Huppert, Jason Schwartzman, Mark Wahlberg). Albert Markovski (Schwartzman), head of the Open Spaces Coalition, has been experiencing an alarming series of coincidences the meaning of which escapes him. With the help of two Existential Detectives, Bernard and Vivian Jaffe (Hoffman and Tomlin), Albert examines his life, his relationships, and his conflict with Brad Stand (Law), an executive climbing the corporate ladder at Huckabees, a popular chain of retail superstores. When Brad also hires the detectives, they dig deep into his seemingly perfect life and his relationship with his spokesmodel girlfriend, the voice of Huckabees, Dawn Campbell (Watts). Albert pairs up with rebel firefighter Tommy Corn (Wahlberg) to take matters into their own hands under the guidance of the Jaffes' nemesis, the French radical Caterine Vauban (Huppert).


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WWJE? Bible study group meets at Hooters


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Micky Yanai , Master of the Helicopter Fuck


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Shakespeare explained in PowerPoint for today's busy lifestyles


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Polish Nobel Prize winner, Poet Czesław Miłosz, Dies at 93, thus earning 15 minutes of widespread recognition, and pissing off a lot of newscasters who have to pronounce his name.
(Chess-wawf Me-wash, if memory serves. Polish is my mother tongue, but I can't remember a bloomin' thing from my childhood. I do know that those two things that look like kinda "l's" are actually sorta like English "w's" in clever Polish disguise.)


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In a new book, Porn queen Jenna Jameson tattles on all the horny celebrities who have hit on her - including Cindy Crawford.


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Perhaps the greatest invention since refrigeration: the backless g-string.


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Modern Students Devour Ancient Math Shortcuts


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BBC has several live internet reports from the Olympics.


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Great photo from Dubya's undergraduate rugby days.


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Van Der Beek's Soggy Victory: "Dawson's Creek runneth over...and into his living room. "


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