Tuesday, August 17, 2004

DO NOT MISS THIS. Funny stuff: The trailer for Dirty Country: the Larry Pierce Story. Larry's big song is the immortal "I Like To Fuck"


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Judge rules police had "probable cause" against Jacko.


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According to our favorite newspaper, WWN, NASA BUILDS WORLD'S BIGGEST PAPER AIRPLANE


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Beautiful NASA photograph of a lighting storm. Would make a good desktop if you're looking for one.


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"Freddy vs Jason vs Ash will be one of the greatest horror movies of all time because the script shows that it understands the characters, the history of each backstory, the cliches and most of all, the genre."


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Ain't It Cool News takes a first look at the John Sayles script for Jurassic Park IV (bottom half of article)


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Here's the first trailer for the Jude Law remake of Alfie


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HOW TO HUNT WISCONSIN WHITETAIL DEER WITH A 12 POUND MOUNTAIN HOWITZER CANNON.


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Useful knowledge department. Wales bans stripteasing in limousines. Now I want to go to Wales right away, just to see a limo before they have to remove the pole.


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Fearing defeat, President Bush begins job training. (Great picture)


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I just LOVE women's Olympic volleyball


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Forbes.com: The Best-Paid Athletes


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Olympic nudity - water sports.


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The Comic Book Periodic Table of the Elements


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Paul Murray's top 10 gothic novels


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Four new clips from Hero, a martial arts romance, ala Crouching Tiger.


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An exclusive trailer for Cellular Kim Basinger is being held hostage by a ruthless killer who's threatening to kill her family. Her only hope is Chris Evans, who happens to pick up her call on his cell phone.


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A trailer from Wes Anderson's new comedy, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou "Eccentric oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) and his motley crew - Team Zissou - find themselves in troubled waters when they attempt to track down the mysterious "jaguar shark" that ate his partner while filming a documentary of their latest adventure. Zissou must also contend with a beautiful journalist (Cate Blanchett) assigned to write a profile, and a new member of the team who might possibly be his long-lost son (Owen Wilson)."


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Putting the ball in play - how much harder is is to hit .400, now that players strike out so much more?


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The History of Plumbing from 2500 B.C, to the present. Interestingly enough, the plumbing in Egypt hasn't been upgraded during that period.


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Party girl Tara Reid shows off her new boobs in a small bikini top.


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I have very bad news to report.The popular twice-a-year Woodland Park Zoo's Fall Fecal Fest, where the public can buy zoo animal shit, has been canceled this year


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Seven new clips from "Suspect Zero", a psychological crime thriller starring Aaron Eckhart, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Gandhi.


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A behind-the-scenes featurette about Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


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The trailer for Remember Me, My Love , an Italian film "Remember Me, My Love," Muccino's bittersweet drama delves into the lives and loves of a modern Italian family whose individual aspirations pull at the seams of their increasingly fragile unit. As their children come of age and begin to follow their own dreams, Carlo (Fabrizio Bentivoglio) finds himself torn between a passionate affair with Alessia (Monica Bellucci) and his wife Guilia (Laura Morante), while Guilia must face her own buried desires.


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The trailers for Stage Beauty. Actor Edward "Ned" Kynaston (Billy Crudup) may well be the most desired man in all of London. The Restoration is in full swing, and enthusiastic audiences of aristocrats and commoners pack the theatres that were shuttered during the Puritans' joyless rule. With only men permitted to tread the boards, the greatest ardor is reserved for the actor who is the complete "female stage beauty" - and indisputably, Ned Kynaston is that actor. Lusted after by women and men alike, Ned commands all the perks of a star; at the same time, he is a dedicated actor who runs lines with his stage dresser Maria (Claire Danes), who quietly adores him. Every night, Ned's death scene as Desdemona in "Othello" stops the show. But the winds of change are blowing - and they sound like the rustling of women's skirts. Ironically, it is Maria who ushers in a new era with her pseudonymous portrayal of Desdemona in an after-hours pub production of "Othello." After years of men-as-women, Maria is a sensation, a novelty whose time has come. King Charles II (Rupert Everett), prodded by his saucy, stage-struck mistress Nell Gwynn (Zoe Tapper), not only overturns the ban on actresses but also prohibits men from playing female roles. Overnight, Ned's career is ruined as a host of fledgling actresses take on the parts that he once owned body and soul. Ned is headed for a has-been's twilight in tawdry attractions - that is, until Maria takes it upon herself to make an actor of him again. Finally, the masks fall away to reveal Ned and Maria's true feelings, but not before Ned undergoes a profound inner journey to discover his complete identity.


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Man Wearing Tutu and Clown Shoes Dives In Pool At Olympics. Most impressively, he finished fourth in the freestyle. Those clown shoes have some serious kicking power.


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The War of the Worlds, the classic H.G. Wells science fiction novel, will be updated by director Steven Spielberg, and will star Tom Cruise. Shooting will begin in November.


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Hell House spoof will be staged in L.A., with Bill Maher as Satan and Andy Richtewr as Jesus.


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.MP3 Bloggers ask for a divorce from Warner. It seems that the studio did the same kind of tricky stuff that marketers do at IMDb and Amazon.com, flooding the comments sections with "quote whore" stuff - effusive and obviously (to everyone but them) obsequious comments.


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Diane Lane becomes Streisand's step-daughter-in-law (Or something. They are now married to a father and son.)


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"I think we are going to piss off everybody", says Trey Parker. World Police definitely sounds like my kind of movie.


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Here are four free sample videos from Spice TV Raw.


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In honor of Tuna's review of the DVD release of Seeing Other People, here is the Playmate Gallery for Shanna Moakler, courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com


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John Kerry Has a Beer With GQ, Reveals His Admiration for Charlize Theron, a Reveals Why His Years As a Bachelor Were Not So Great


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First Lady Laura Bush's Guide to Understanding So-Called Stem Cell Research and Other Kinds of Pseudoscientific Flapdoodle


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