Saturday, August 21, 2004

Broadway report: "Dracula" sucks


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You know Kerry's commander from the Swift Boat days who is now knocking Kerry in TV commercials? Just guess what he said about him in 1969!! You ain't gonna believe it. He nominated Kerry not only for medals, but almost for sainthood!! Ya gotta love The Smoking Gun, which dug up the official military evidence - certified, with a hand-written signature. You do have to admire the stones on a guy who is willing to go on TV and prove that he's the approximately the biggest liar in the history of the human race. Well, possibly excepting Bill Clinton.


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Will there be a prequel to Carlito's Way?


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FilmJerk's Early Report for August 21


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In what must certainly be a first for her, it appears Paris won't get Screwed.


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So I was fixing breakfast for my daughter this morning, and I noticed that on the Greek Rice Krispies box, Snap, Crackle and Pop appear in a different order. Over here, they appear as follows: (1) Snap, (2) Pop, and (3) Crackle. What the heck is that about? Is that some kind of metric-system deal?


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Who spoke these words: "Here's something pleasant. I want to talk about the destruction of the U.S.A." Bin Laden? Nope. How about Bobby Fischer?


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Actor John Stamos Files for Divorce. John Stamos is dumping Rebecca? Who would have bet on that as the probable outcome of their relationship?


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Regis Philbin sets the record for most hours on camera, just edging out The Dell Dude and Elmore "Speedy" Alka-Seltzer. Actually, the record was held by Hugh Downs.


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Fifty Percent Grey, a short, award-winning film. I think the specific award was "creepiest movie".


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The trailer and official page for SAW. Here's a movie must-see for you guys who like something really different.


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A model demoinstrates that you really CAN use those tiny bikinis as dental floss.


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IFILM - naughty film clip from Models Of Mystique- Volume Five


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Paris may not get Screwed.


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Sen. Edward Kennedy said Thursday that he was stopped and questioned at airports on the East Coast five times last March because his name appeared on the government's secret no-fly list.
  • If he knows he's on the list, it's not a very good secret, is it?
  • I'm pretty sure that was just something about the weight limit


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Jersey wiseguy Joe Piscopo may seek state's No. 1 job. He does have the most important qualification for the job - a great impersonation of Frank Sinatra.


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THE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING


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