Monday, August 23, 2004

RhymeZone - very useful site. Type in a word, Find rhymes synonyms, antonyms, more.


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A Russian mob boss, fed up with the unrealistic mafia shows usually shown on television, has taken matters into his own hands by creating his own series. Oh, Boris - you got some 'splainin' to do ...


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You think your family was poor? Imagine if you lived in Eastern Europe, and couldn't afford clothes.


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Watch the first seven minutes of the new thriller, Suspect Zero


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Radical Shiite cleric Al-Sadr offered hip hop recording deal. "Al-Sadr may be the Middle East's answer to Tupac," says one Rolling Stone music critic. "He's killed more men than P. Diddy and loves his mother more than Eminem."



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Comedian Ellen DeGeneres will star as God in a remake of the 1977 comedy "Oh, God!"


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KERRY DENIES PERFORMING GAY WEDDINGS ON SWIFT BOAT"


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Ain't It Cool News reviews John Sayles's script for Jurassic Park 4, and it is some seriously crazy shit.


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John kerry calls on President Bush to denounce the new Republican Ketchup


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BBC nipplegate in Athens


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Under pressure from Democrats and Republican Sen. John McCain, President Bush on Monday called for ads attacking John Kerry's record in Vietnam to be stopped along with others run by independent groups, and said Kerry should be proud of his war service. "That means that ad and every other ad," Bush said when asked if he wanted to bring a stop to commercials by a group called Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, which accuse Sen. Kerry of lying about his war record in Vietnam.


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A new John Kerry ad which never mentions John Kerry at all ! Unusual tactic for the big guy.


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The job market is so bad, Americans are sneaking into Mexico for work!


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Team America cannot be NC-17. Paramount's contract requires the boys to deliver an R film. (As I suggested earlier, but OH that DVD will be a piece of work!)


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Tara Reid nekkid in Body Shots


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The trailer for Wes Anderson's new film, The Life Aquatic. Bill Murray, Owen Wilson


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The trailer for Around the Bend. Four generations of men are suddenly brought together by the chance to uncover the truth about their family’s past. It’s a journey that takes them out on the road to a world full of surprises – some comic, some dramatic, and all of them personal. )Michael Caine, Christopher Walken, Josh Lucas, Jonah Bobo, Glenne Headly)


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The trailer for Head in the Clouds, a new Romantic Drama with Charlize Theron


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Which films are considered too obscene for importation into Canada. Hey, I thought they liked beaver.


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Here's something you don't read every day. "The current version of TEAM AMERICA is a guaranteed NC-17 with surprisingly graphic scenes of puppet sex... "
  • I used to have sex with puppets. I really enjoyed it, but I had to give it up. You can't even imagine how much those splinters hurt.
  • Matt and Trey - I love those guys! Unfortunately, they'll probably have to back off from that for a theatrical release, but will this be the best-ever DVD or what?


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Here's a behind-the-scenes video from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


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My favorite movie critic, The Filthy Critic, reviews Open Water. " ... low-budget doesn't automatically mean quality. Some people think so, but they are usually the pretentious sorts of assholes who see their movies in theaters where cappuccino and brie are served. The movie goes for a low-budget feel of realness, but for that I can watch moms slapping their kids around at K-Mart."


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I guess Nicole Kidman is pretty and talented and all, but I'm trying to remember the last time she was in a movie I liked. Not sure if this will be it. Here is the trailer from Birth. "Maverick young filmmaker Jonathan Glazer affirms the promise of his brilliant debut, "Sexy Beast," with his new film "Birth," teaming with Academy Award winner Nicole Kidman for a metaphysical love story that explores the space between what we know and what we feel. Kidman stars as Anna, a delicate young widow who is on the verge of a new life when a solemn little boy appears, claiming to be the reincarnation of her dead husband. As Anna, Kidman achieves a breathtaking emotional transparency to portray an intelligent woman who discovers another side of herself in the face of a bizarre, yet tantalizing possibility. The actress is beautifully paired with Canadian child actor Cameron Bright, who portrays the boy interloper with a haunting stillness and conviction. Bringing an assured sense of style and form to a decidedly unconventional narrative, Glazer creates a world that is at once strange and familiar, like a fairy tale. Like many fairy tales, "Birth" is part romance, part mystery, and part family drama - woven into a magical whole about love, mortality and the unknown."


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Trailers, clips, and a featurette from The Machinist. This is the movie where the talented, intense method actor Christian Bale did a reverse De Niro and went down to something like 120 pounds.
  • Trevor Reznik, a machinist, has lost the ability to sleep. But this is no ordinary insomnia. Trevor has not slept in a year. Fatigue has led to a shocking deterioration of his physical and mental health. Suspicious of his appearance, Trevor’s co-workers first shy away from him, then turn against him after he’s involved in a shop accident that costs a man his arm. They blame Trevor for the accident. He has become a liability to himself and others, and now they want him out. Plagued with guilt, Trevor’s shame becomes suspicion, then paranoia, when it appears his workmates are conspiring to have him fired –- or worse. First he finds cryptic notes left in his apartment. Next he’s told that a mysterious co-worker involved in the accident doesn’t exist. Are these mysteries part of a plot to drive Trevor mad? Or is it fatigue that’s robbing him of his reason? Determined to find an answer, Trevor investigates the strange occurrences that are turning his world into a sleepless nightmare. Yet the more he learns, the less he wants to know.


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Here's a clip from National Lampoon's Gold Diggers, which they have promised will be even better than Dorm Daze.


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And you thought Sean Penn was a difficult celebrity. Jakarta Police have arrested a comedian for firing a shot to fend off a pack of journalists. C'mon. It was just a warning shot. The funniest part of the story is that he fired the shot into the ceiling at Planet Hollywood.


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BIN LADEN NO LONGER KNOWS WHERE HE IS. Famed Evildoer Blames Mapquest.
  • The White House claimed a major victory in the war on terror today as al-Qaeda kingpin Osama bin Laden revealed that he no longer knows where he is.


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