Saturday, August 28, 2004

Some scenes you probably missed in Disney movies! (Very naughty stuff. Do not surf this where people can see your monitor!)


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Over the years, great art has encompassed a wide range of subject matter, but I'm betting that this is the only oil painting of Bea Arthur wrestling a 'Raptor.


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Here's the official site (including trailer) for When Will I Be Loved, a film which reportedly includes a Neve Campbell nude scene.


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Our Broadway correspondent, RW, sent this in today:

"I saw "Dracula: The Musical" on Broadway last night and here is a brief review with spoilers and nudity report. As for the spoilers - don't worry, this show won't be around long enough to spoil it for anyone. In other words, this thing is BAD. Just less than two years ago another vampire musical was on Broadway starring Michael Crawford (the original "Phantom of the Opera"), and that lasted little more than a month. Having seen both, I can tell you that Crawford's Dance of the Vampire was better, even though, or perhaps because, it was pure camp. It was "highlighted" by a recurring use of the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Anyway, Dracula is making his way to London because he has aged and needs new blood, but cannot survive in Transylvania because all the locals fear him and stay away. He sees a photo of his London-based real estate agent's wife, who has come to Dracula's castle to give him paperwork, and becomes enraptured by her. He tries to lure Mina to him, but also lures Mina's friend Lucy to him. Lucy gets there first and he enjoys his blood lust with her, turning her into a vampire. Lucy's recently chosen husband, along with several others, including Dr. Van Helsing, hunt down Lucy to kill her. Then they set their sights on Dracula. Dracula continues to lure Mina and eventually seduces her and takes a bite out of her. (We are now about 3/4 of the way into the show).

Mina, Van Helsing and the vampire hunters go back to Transylvania in search of Dracula. In a stunningly bad and abrupt ending, Dracula and Mina are left alone in Dracula's castle. Dracula begins to seduce her, but realizes that he loves her and cannot make her what he has become, so he hands her a knife to kill him. Dracula lies down in a coffin,is willingly stabbed by Mina, and dies. That is how the show ends, that abruptly and quickly and in the span of a 5 minute song.

The strength of the show is in the special effects. There is invisible wireless flying by the vampires. Dracula often exits straight up into the rafters or flies across the stage, as do several female vampires. The special effects, however, don't save the show or even make it worthwhile.

The oft-cited nudity in the show is brief and completely gratuitous, and was probably added to get hype for a very poor production. Toward the end of the first act, Lucy (played by Kelli O'Hara) is in her bedroom recovering from having been bitten once by Dracula. She is left alone and Dracula comes to her window. She stands up and walks to the window which bursts open with a strike of lightning and her nightgown is ripped off from under the stage. She is standing in center stage nude with her back to the audience in very dark blue lighting. She turns and walks to her bed where Dracula is waiting for her. From the audiences perspective if you are on the right side of the stage you will get a brief view of her breasts and bush, but in very dark blue lighting.

In the early portions of the second act, Mina (played by Melissa Errico, Patrick McEnroe's wife) is seduced by Dracula and the top of her nightgown is pulled down to briefly reveal her small breasts. The person I was with didn't even notice it.


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I ask you, can Republicans be so bad if they can inspire so many chicks to get naked to protest them?


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Get Smart Photo Gallery: Cone of Silence and Other Innovations


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Keeping out the riffraff for Jesus: The Christian Cultural Center in Brooklyn hosts invitation-only 'celebrity Bible study,' ". I'm shocked. You mean they let B-list celebrities in the same bible group as the big stars!!!???


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Quote and video from Slate: "For Shame - A leaked video reveals what Bob Dole really thinks about Bush's tactics." (Dole thought he was off-camera.)


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The Sun unearths some kinda-nekkid modeling photos of Kelly Brook at age 18.


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John Kerry Poised To Out-Bulge Al Gore, but we all know which political team has the bigger Dick.


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New TV spots and behind the scenes features about The Incredibles: "From the Academy Award-winning creators of 'Toy Story,' 'Monsters, Inc.' and 'Finding Nemo,' comes this hilarious action-packed animated adventure about superheroes. Bob Parr used to be one of the world's greatest superheroes (known to all as 'Mr. Incredible'), saving lives and fighting evil on a daily basis. But now fifteen years later, Bob and his wife (a famous superhero in her own right) have adopted civilian identities and retreated to the suburbs to live normal lives with their three kids. Now he's a clock-punching insurance claims adjuster fighting boredom and a bulging waistline. Itching to get back into action, Bob gets his chance when a mysterious communication summons him to a remote island for a top-secret assignment. Pixar Animation Studios stretches the boundaries of the art form with this stylish and entertaining film. Acclaimed filmmaker Brad Bird ('The Iron Giant') directs."


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The Daily Box Office for Friday. Pretty much as predicted, Exorcist took a mad tumble to #5, falling below two films it beat last week. The only real surprise was that Hero beat Anacondas solidly for first place, although that isn't that much of a surprise, given the overall critical acclaim for Hero and the general razzberries for Anacondas.


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For reference, here are the Box Office Mojo Forecasts for the weekend


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Liv Tyler to pose for a nude pictorial after her baby is born.


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URL says it all: Nice-Tits.org. Here in Texas we commoners love to look at some tits. But in England, they have refined and codified this to such a degree that there is an official Royal Tit-Watching Society, with a strict code of tit-watching etiquette. Her Majesty's Royal and Ancient Order of Tit-Watchers. Yeah, it's a royal thing. As I recall, ol' Prince Andrew used to like watching some tits.


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M17 (The Omega Nebula): A Hubble Close-Up


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Anna Nicole Smith is launching her own clothing line in a style she calls 'Tex-Sex.'
  • Are they expandable??
  • "May I help you, ma'am?" "Yes, I'd like the kind of clothes that make me look like an overweight gold digging floozie with the IQ of a cherrystone clam." "Why, I believe we have just the thing!"


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