Monday, August 30, 2004

ESPN.com experts choose the top 10 NFL players of all-time (Winner: Jim Brown in a runaway.)


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It turns out that the exact center of the Hollywood Universe is not Kevin Bacon, but Rod Steiger.


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The current betting odds on which Simpsons character will be outed this year. (This is an actual bet available at an offshore betting site)


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The Passion of the Kryptonian


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Bear jumps his enclosure in Berlin Zoo - and steals a bike!


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The latest video from "You Are A Fucking Moron" (Making fun of Michael Moore this time)


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Dreamworks has released a new trailer for Shark Tale (trailer 2)


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Moviefone has some exclusive clips from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


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Booty Palace. Just what it sounds like.


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I found this strangely arousing.The wacky world of psycho girlfriend camwhores.


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Spectacular microscope-based photography of insects.


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This is different. Long Bets. Bet or study bets on all kinds of crazy future things like "By 2025 at least 50% of all U.S. citizens residing within the United States will have some form of technology embedded in their bodies for the purpose of tracking and identification."


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GOP 2004: Journalists Get Luxury Treatment, Including Spa. "Attention GOP convention-bound journalists: If you were among those complaining in Boston about the portable toilets, crowded outdoor press filing area, and lack of decent food, get ready for something different. A spa, with free facials and manicures, for example. Not to mention a pool table."


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Here's the trailer for an indie film called Particles of Truth. ""Particles of Truth" stars Jennifer Elster and Gale Harold, best known for his portrayal of Brian on Showtime's "Queer As Folk". "Particles of Truth" is a story about life, love and the fear of failing. Compressed into an intense 48 hour period leading up to a young artist's first big show, this story of love and self-awareness takes us on an emotional ride, right up to its riveting conclusion."


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Here's ther trailer for an indie film called Hollywood Buddha : "In a tent under the skeleton of his unfinished dream house, an independent Hollywood producer struggles to keep his head above water as everything falls apart around him. Bolstered by mantras and a $2,000-a-month rental statue of Buddha, he turns his obsessive need to release his unsaleable last feature, the aptly titled 'Dead Girl,' into a moneymaking venture, even if it means interpolating footage of an Indian distributor making necrophilic love to the star corpse, via blue-screen, to cinch a foreign sale."


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I'm not sure how to describe this pro-Bush conventioneer. Just look at the pic.


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Rosario Dawson and her director arrested while filming near GOP protests.


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Picking up a neglected Vietnam war-era tradition, protest singers are 'in' again


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There is a rumor that Cher will finally end her seven-decade 'Farewell Tour' with a series of shows in Australia early next year. This may be the all-time quintessential example of "milking" a farewell, possibly excepting Jimmy Durante walking off into the three spotlights, pausing to look back and wave from each spot.


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X-Entertainment: The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man Comic Book!


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Beckham and Posh are expecting their third child. In a related story, MENSA is searching for a larger arena for future conventions.


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US website offers Caller ID falsification service.


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Britney does a 'nipplegate' replay


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Former Iraqi Information Director Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf took to the airwaves yesterday, defiantly declaring that the Iraqi soccer team did not lose to the Paraguay in the Olympic men's soccer semifinals. "Be advised, the Iraqi soccer team did not lose 3-1 to Paraguay. In fact, we won by the score of 68-0," said a visibly angry Al-Sahaf.


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List of Winners for the MTV Video Awards , for those of you with absolutely no life at all.


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Gay Republicans say they like Dick, but not Bush.


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It is a funny one!

 

FilmJerk's Early Report for August 29, 2004


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MTV Video Music Awards - energetic and colorful - yet tame, by MTV standards.


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