Friday, September 03, 2004

President's Nomination Acceptance Speech to 2004 Republican Convention Unveiling Highly Detailed Plans for Tons More Good and Way Less Evil


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Letters of complaint about crude, off-color New York State license tags.


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Report on the British Frightfest Festival, which took place last weekend.


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Weekly World News: "A rabbi, priest and a minister walked into a bar in a small Iowa town -- but nothing funny happened".


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Several more pictures of Miss Universe losing her skirt on the runway


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The Britney Spears Camp for the Performing Arts??? It's just down the street from the Keanu Reeves Shakespeare Society, and the Anna Nicole Smith Chapter of MENSA.


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Most misleading URL on the internet? TheScottishParliament.com is a contender. It is however, a lot more fun than you'd expect.


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Republican National Convention NYC Panty Flash pics


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POLLS: President Bush now leads by 11 points.


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Fans scanning the Internet for information about their high school football team are instead finding pictures of naked Ukrainian chicks, after a booster club let the domain name lapse.


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The three-day hostage siege at a school in southern Russia ended in with a death toll at more than 200.


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Vince Gallo re-cuts THE BROWN BUNNY, Roger Ebert revises evaluation from "worst movie in Cannes history" to "three stars". To put that in perspective, he gave "The Usual Suspects" one and a half stars.


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At first I thought this site was kidding around, but this is actually the swimming venue for the 2008 Olympics. 2008 Beijing National Swimming Center, China . Or maybe I was right after all, and they are just busting our chopsticks.


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Summer Box Office Summary - Ogre and Out


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Here's a tip for you criminal youngsters: screw on all artifical limbs before embarking on a crime caper. Burglar captured when his false leg falls off. If you are planning a full crime spree, have a professional do a full lube job and alignment on those suckers.


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The ten best and worst cities for dating. Wow! I live in the best city!!! It hasn't helped me any. Of course, I couldn't get a date in a Vegas casino with a fistful of Franklins, so perhaps a different barometer would be appropriate. By the way, sorry about that, Kansas City dudes!


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The citizens of Amsterdam may now take counsel of talking toilets that expound on the perils of smoking or the futility of war and berate them on hygiene and cleanliness. Whoa, I thought the NBA was bad, but THIS is really talkin' some shit!


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Former US president Bill Clinton was admitted to a New York hospital to undergo quadruple bypass surgery.


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Playmate Gallery - Marilece Adrada - Match 1998 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short videos from Playboy Big Breast Babes!


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PartyPoker.com - you can often find me playing a modest $5 three-table sit-and-go game of no-limit Texas Hold 'Em - look for UncleScoopy


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Angie Harmon is joining Tea Leoni and Jim Carrey in Columbia Pictures' Fun with Dick and Jane


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NASA photo of Hurricane Frances approaching Florida. That is one big mother.


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Here's another view of Miss Universe losing her skirt


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Amber Frey, Scott Peterson's mistress


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Lisa Kidrow is a one-trick pony. I suppose that's true (or maybe she's a two trick pony, since she does the suffering housewife as well as the ditzy blonde), but not necessarily bad. Humphrey Bogart was a one trick pony, and Alec Guinness was a brilliant, versatile actor. But I like Bogie's films just as much or more. Jimmy Stewart was certainly a one-trick pony, and Gary Oldman is a master chameleon. Which one will the world remember?


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The Daily Show: George W. Bush: Words Speak Louder Than Actions


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The Daily Show's Lewis Black gets somewhere near the Garden without getting arrested.


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The Daily Show - the theme of night three of the convention was compassion. And that means people of color.


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Six new clips from Wicker Park. Josh Hartnett's got an enviable life: the high-powered job, the great fiancee, all he ever wanted. But one day in a cafe, he catches sight of a woman he believes to be his long lost love. He trails her, putting the rest of his life aside in an attempt to get next to her. But his life won't sit idly by, and the path she's on starts to look a bit dangerous. Inspired by the French film L'Appartement.


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Nine new clips from "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"


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Nine new clips from "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"


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Four new clips from "The Final Cut", a sci-fi thriller with Robin Williams


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Miss Uni's skirt falls off (with picture) "In a shocking scene, the bottom section of a stunning blue-and-gold gown Hawkins was modelling for a packed crowd fell down around her ankles. "


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The World's largest breasts (with pic). Chelsea Charms's measurements are ... (wait for it) ... 153-23-34


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The Top Ten places in Britain to meet an outer space alien. Two words: Downing Street


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The deadliest hurricanes in the continental United States Since 1900


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Weekly World News: "IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE TONIGHT -- THE AMISH WAY "


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