Monday, September 06, 2004

The text of Kobe Bryant's statement. I can't believe his lawyers let him say something like this.


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The trailer for The Machinist, a new mystery/thriller with Christian Bale. This is the film for which he lost all that weight.
  • "Trevor Reznik, a machinist, has lost the ability to sleep. But this is no ordinary insomnia. Trevor has not slept in a year. Fatigue has led to a shocking deterioration of his physical and mental health. Suspicious of his appearance, Trevor's co-workers first shy away from him, then turn against him after he's involved in a shop accident that costs a man his arm. They blame Trevor for the accident. He has become a liability to himself and others, and now they want him out. Plagued with guilt, Trevor's shame becomes suspicion, then paranoia, when it appears his workmates are conspiring to have him fired –- or worse. First he finds cryptic notes left in his apartment. Next he's told that a mysterious co-worker involved in the accident doesn't exist. Are these mysteries part of a plot to drive Trevor mad? Or is it fatigue that's robbing him of his reason? Determined to find an answer, Trevor investigates the strange occurrences that are turning his world into a sleepless nightmare. Yet the more he learns, the less he wants to know."


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A single school of 100 sharks is spotted near shore near the Alabama/Florida line


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Historians look at George W. Bush. 19% of historians rate the Bush presidency as a success, 81% as a failure. In fact, 12% rate it as the worst failure in the history of America. Yeah. We're number 1. We're number 1.


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NASA's giant vehicle assembly building pounded by Hurricane Frances


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Anthropologists stepped into a hornets' nest on Monday, revealing research that suggests the original inhabitants of America may in fact have come from what is now known as Australia. As genetic analysis becomes ever more sophisticated, we may answer all such questions in my lifetime. Given my age, however, those geneticists better not take any long vacations.


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SONY VP opposes file sharing, but is in favor of slavery. Fair enough. I, too would rather have a human slave than an illegal download of a Brittany Murphy movie.


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For five years and one month, Tiger Woods has been atop the golf world. Until today. Tiger drops to world #2 after Vijay's win. Tiger also finished second in the tournament.


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Subtitles? We don't need no stinkin' subtitles. This is funny. The exact humor that Monty Python would be doing if still active.


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Subtitles, we don't need no stinkin' subtitles. This is funny. The exact humor that Monty Python would be doing if still active.


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An unwelcome guest recently crashed into Barbara Vreeland's home: the cremated remains of a Washington man.


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News for the gullible: According to Weekly World News, Dick Cheney is on an F-word rampage.: "VICE President Dick Cheney enjoyed telling Sen. Pat Leahy to 'Fuck off' on the floor of the U.S. Senate so much that he's been hurling the epithet at cabbies, clerks, waiters, interns, passersby -- and even first lady Laura Bush, shocked White House insiders report!"


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Jenna Jameson dishes some dirt


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Singer Anita Baker resumes her career after a 10 year break


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If you were born in March, make sure your insurance is paid up


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A new poster for Pixar's "The Incredibles"


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"MSN Music Service is an average entry in the online stakes"


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for this week


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Rachel McAdams Joins Craven's 'Red Eye' : "Wes Craven is looking to Rachel McAdams and Cillian Murphy to topline his DreamWorks thriller 'Red Eye'. McAdams will star as a woman held captive by a stranger on an airliner. The man threatens to kill her father unless she helps him arrange the assassination of a wealthy businessman."


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A new species of 'furry' shark, however, which hops like a frog rather than swims


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The trailer and some promo interviews for "Criminal". John C. Reilly, Diego Luna and Maggie Gyllenhaal star in a contemporary caper movie set in Los Angeles. It's the story of an extremely odd couple: a young Latino man who will do anything for his family (Luna) and a 30-something scheming white guy who will do anything to his family (Reilly). One wants to save his father. The other wants to get rich, in any way possible. So when they come across one of the most valuable pieces of currency in U.S. history, they're suddenly stuck together, and that's just...criminal. All they have to do is sell it, which is where the real problems begin. And of course the only way out is family: the one person who can help them, hates them: the schemer's sister (Gyllenhaal).


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A new (and not very good) clip from the Bernie Mac baseball comedy, Mr. 3000


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An international teaser/trailer ("teaser vost") from Constantine


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Eight clips from the new Josh Hartnett flick, Wicker Park


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Porn In The U.S.A. "One of the biggest cultural changes in the United States over the past 25 years has been the widespread acceptance of pornography."


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Hot lesbo action - between dairy cows!


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