Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Yahoo! News - Sony Settles Manning Suit: Sony Pictures is finally settling the score with moviegoers duped into watching duds on the advice of fake film critic David Manning. Two Sony Pictures execs had invented Manning in the hopes of injecting flopping films with a little box office magic.


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Darth Cheney says a Kerry win means a terror attack. Cheney said that you can either vote for him or for terrorism - this choice is yours. And if you vote for the terrorists, "you can go fuck yourselves, just like that Senator guy".


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Over so soon? After waiting 60 years for the Rochester-Toronto ferry to re-open, northerners see it close after a few months.


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President Bush offered an unexpected reason on Monday for cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits: 'Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country". I can usually figure out what the President means with his Bushisms, but I'm having a hard time with this one. What exactly did it say on his written notes?


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FCC to Fine CBS Stations $550,000 Over Janet Jackson's nipple.


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Here is an addictive version of Pong


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Here is an addictive version of Pong


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Puffy to wrestle the Hulkster


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Oops! Turns out Bin Laden is not close to being caught. In fact, nobody has even the slightest idea where he is! A senior Pakistani official said "Don't be a silly man. We cannot catch him now. The U.S. election is still two months off."


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German film shows Hitler's tender side. The Hitler you knew. The Hitler you loved. The Hitler with a song in his heart.


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Weekly World News: NOSE HAIR IS THE LATEST FRENCH FASHION CRAZE!


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Could the honeymoon for Nicolas Cage and his 20-year-old bride Alice Kim be over already?


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It may look like a combine-harvester but a plane designed in a Tuscan farmhouse is being hailed as one of the great breakthroughs in aeronautical history.


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Are you an academic looking for a cushy endowment? Are you totally lacking even the vaguest sense of right and wrong? Then the Kenneth L. Lay Chair in International Economics could be the assignment for you.


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Nasty Bumper Stickers


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Five Great Star Wars Spoofs


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A silk pajama-clad superhero fights crime with the aid of a superbuxom team of specially trained Playboy bunnies. If that sounds like it must be a collaboration between Stan Lee and Hugh Hefner, that's because it is.


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Stills and posters from the puppet comedy, World Police


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Go to the third picture down, and look out the window!!


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Jeopardy resumes - nerd wins again.


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Vincent Gallo and Abel Ferrara, together at last.: Vincent Gallo will star in Abel Ferrara's 'Mary', an eclectic Bible-themed drama that Ferrara described as 'a search for the heart of my religious upbringing. A marriage made in heaven. Between Ferrara and Gallo, they have made dozens of films which nobody has ever seen. (Although some of 'em are pretty good.)


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The dude abides. Jeff Bridges is coming aboard Terry Gilliam's next feature. Based on Mitch Cullin's Southern gothic novel, 'Tideland' follows the story of a girl who creates a surreal fantasy world to escape the pain of her father's death.


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Michael Moore's Oscar Gambit. The flabby filmmaker has announced he did not submit Fahrenheit 9/11 for consideration in the Best Documentary category at this year's Oscars - because he wants the Big Kahuna itself - the Best Picture statue.


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A trailer and clips from The Last Shot: "Based on the true story of the greatest motion picture never made, 'The Last Shot' shows how everybody - even the FBI - can get caught up in the allure, glamour, and glitz of Hollywood. Straight shooter agent Joe Devine (Baldwin) has been assigned to cook up an elaborate scheme to take down infamous mob boss John Gotti. He assumes the role of a Hollywood producer and tells all the right lies to enlist a stooge to help execute his sting. He finds unsuspecting wannabe director Steven Schatz (Broderick), who'd do just about everything to get the chance to direct a 'feature.' Schatz falls hook, line, and sinker for the pitch, but what Devine doesn't tell Schatz is that the movie will never be made. Everything goes according to plan...until Devine and the suits at the Bureau start enjoying their new lives as 'Hollywood players' a bit too much."


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Here's the trailer for Hair Show. I have no idea whether it is good. I watch almost all of these, but I passed on this one after reading this: "Peaches (Mo'Nique), a hair stylist from Baltimore, and her estranged sister, Angela (Smith), the owner of an upscale salon in Beverly Hills, get reacquainted when Peaches decides to attend a celebration for Angela in L.A. The reunion is bittersweet and worsens when Angela finds out that Peaches is on the run from the IRS and has only a few days to pay $50,000 in back taxes. After some hilarious moments and passionate exchanges, the two sisters join forces to fight off a pesky rival salon owner Marcella (Torres) and save Peaches from her troubles by competing for a lucrative cash prize and bragging rights at the city's annual hair show. 'Hair Show' proves that blood and family run thicker than water."


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CNN.com - 'Weird Al' Yankovic attacked by green moths.: "My band asked me if I could find a concert where we would be attacked by insects. "I said I would see what I could do."


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OSAMA FIRES PUBLICIST No Mention At Convention Has Madman Miffed.
  • I think he should hire Paris Hilton's man


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Ellen Barkin says abortions should not only be optional, but mandatory!!! Apparently her own mom did not agree.


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The Daily Show looks at Day 3 of the Republican Convention "They're angry. After four years of being in charge of everything, the Republicans are not going to take it anymore."


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