Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Our hero, Bill Shatner, wins an Emmy.


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Kitty Kelley says Laura Bush was a drug dealer in college. Whoa - no wonder Dubya married her. She was his dream date!!


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Disco patrons told to boogie in the buff at "Europe's first nudist disco"


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Jessica Simpson to play Daisy Duke.


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Here's the remake you've been waiting for - Revenge of the Nerds


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Linda Hamilton outs her struggles with mental illness.


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Major graphics flaw threatens Windows PCs - if you run MSIE, make sure you get the patch from Microsoft.


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Current Electoral Vote Predictor shows Bush 291, Kerry 238.


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The Onion reports: U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney has returned to terrorize the counselors at Camp Crystal Lake.


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Have a million dollars and want to move to Vegas? You can buy Liberace's home.


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Assault Weapons Ban Lifted: President Proclaims "Free at Last, Free at Last, Thank God Almighty, We're Free to Mince Bambi Into Kibbles 'N Bits With AK-47s at Last!"


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Weekly World News research reveals: Blindness causes masturbation


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Urban Legend: A Kinsey Institute study found that having children lowers the IQ of both parents. Status: Bullshit.


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Report from Toronto: Sean Penn Links Dark Nixon Film to Anger with Bush.


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Patients interned in advanced stages of dementia are more likely to vote than people in the general population. But it doesn't matter, because all of their votes either went to Thomas E Dewey or Nader.


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Whoa! Ken Lay can thank his lucky stars he isn't Chinese. When it comes to financial manipulation, they are really strict! And don't even think about removing a Chinese mattress tag.


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JoBlo reports on Neve Campbell in the nude


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A new film clip from Saw. "A young man named Adam wakes to find himself chained to a rusty pipe inside a decrepit subterranean chamber. Chained to the opposite side of the room is another bewildered captive, Dr. Lawrence Gordon. Between them is a dead man lying in a pool of blood, holding a pistol in his hand. Neither man knows why he has been abducted; but instructions left on a microcassette order Dr. Gordon to kill Adam within eight hours. If he fails to do so, then both men will die, and Dr. Gordon’s wife and his daughter will be killed. Recalling a recent murder investigation by a police detective named Tapp, Dr. Gordon realizes that he and Adam are the next victims of a psychopathic genius known only as "Jigsaw." With only a few hours to spare, they must unravel the elaborate puzzle of their fate in the midst of mounting terror. The killer has provided them with only a few clues and two handsaws — too weak to break their steel shackles, but strong enough to cut through flesh and bone ... "


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Group offers $50,000 for proof of Bush service. Fifty thousand, my ass! Talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight. No wonder these dumb bastards can't buy an election. They don't know the price. If you really remember the President during the period when he was in the Alabama Guard, don't take the measly fifty grand. Get in touch with Karl Rove. I'm pretty sure you can get more than a million for this info, plus become a national celebrity shaking hands with the Prez at every stop of his campaign tour. If you can remember the President bravely saving your life during this period, I'm pretty sure you can command nine figures.


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NORTH KOREA SAYS EXPLOSION CAME FROM CHER CONCERT Pyrotechnic Finale to "Believe" Created Two-mile Mushroom Cloud


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Two trailers from Seed of Chucky, the latest installment of the evil doll series.


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Don't know how to say no when someone keeps bothering you for a phone number or e-mail address? Use the Paper Napkin email rejection service


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Things You'd Like To Say At Work, But Can't


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Fascinating piece of Americana ... The astounding story of Centralia, Pennsylvania.


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URL says it all: Space-Invaders.com. They have invaded the world, and you have to find them. Quite a lot of work has gone into placing the Space Invaders characters in photographs around the world. And it makes a great travelogue site as well!


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The State of Illinois needs your help in choosing a state reptile and an official state amphibian. Man there are so many great choices, but I had to go with Mayor Daley as the official state reptile, just by a hair over the common garter snake.


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A new featurette about Team America: World Police (bottom link).


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Early Russian sexual traditions. Let's just say they involve plenty of melted animal fat and some very large hats.


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Jewish photographers asked to stay away during Madonna visit to Israel. She has also asked that all journalists wear white. So she's going to Israel, but she doesn't want to be surrounded by Jewish people wearing colorful clothing? Man, I hope she doesn't have any concert stops in the Catskills or Miami Beach.


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Mozilla's latest vrsion of Firefox is ready to download


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KOBE BRYANT TRIAL OVER -- WILL HE NOW DUMP VANESSA?"


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Barry Manilow has an emormous schwantz.


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Page3.com - Pick Of The Month - September 2004


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An image from the remake of The Longest Yard


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Florida OK's Nader's Name on Election Ballot


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JoBlo's movie review of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


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Four clips and a trailer from The Yes Men: "'The Yes Men' is a comic, biting, and revelatory documentary directed by thefilmmaking team behind the acclaimed Sundance Grand Jury Prize-winnerAmerican Movie. 'The Yes Men' follows The Yes Men, a small group of prankster-activists, as they gain worldwide notoriety for impersonating the World Trade Organization on television and at business conferences around the world. The film begins when two members of The Yes Men, Andy and Mike, set up a website that mimics the World Trade Organization's and it's mistaken for the real thing. They play along with the ruse and soon find themselves invited to important functions as WTO representatives. Delighted to represent the organization they politically oppose, Andy and Mike don thrift-store suits and set out to shock unwitting audiences with darkly comic satire that highlights the worst aspects of global free trade."


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The first eight minutes and four clips from National Lampoon's Gold Diggers


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Six clips from September Tapes, a documentary about the search for Osama bin Laden


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