Friday, September 17, 2004

an updated version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff


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I have been trying to figure out for years who President Bush reminds me of, and I finally realized it when I saw this poster - he's Red Buttons without the red hair.


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Urban Legend: Kryptonite brand locks can be picked with ordinary Bic pens. Status: True.


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1000 pound alligator escapes as a result of hurricane damage A THOUSAND pounds? That's one big mother.


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Mug shot enlargement from Macaulay Culkin Drug Bust (see link below as well)


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Macaulay Culkin Arrested on Drug Charges. No wonder he didn't mind being home alone. Check out the picture and wonder where that cute little kid went.


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Anna Nicole Smith has slimmed down to 5'11", 131 lbs. This girl has no happy medium. She's either Mama Cass or Karen Carpenter.


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Conservative Christian groups are urging a boycott of Crest and Tide because Proctor and Gamble is "aligning itself with gay rights groups".


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The man who allegedly pressured others in the Texas Air National Guard to help George W. Bush says that he never sought any special treatment for Bush. ABC is really getting into the schadenfreude mood over CBS's weaselly attempts to defend their phony-baloney Bush memos.


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Here's a preview of Jennifer Garner as Elektra.


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The trailer and TV spots from Ladder 49. : "Jack Morrison (Phoenix) is a fireman -- he saves lives for a living. But as rewarding as the work is, the physical toll, high risk, and low pay often make Jack wonder if he has done the right thing for his wife and children. Even the support and encouragement he receives from his mentor and chief (Travolta) and the fellow firemen in his firehouse, Ladder 49, can't help Jack shake the feeling. But when Jack becomes trapped in the worst blaze of his career, it is now he who needs to be rescued. With the fire raging in every direction and his brothers-in-arms struggling to set him free, the question of whether Jack will live or die hangs in the balance"


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World's 9 Worst Convenience Foods


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Vatican names new Saint, and he's not even Catholic. He will be the official patron saint of curved penises.


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The Gallup Poll people look at "the will of the people" regarding the assault weapon ban.


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GALLUP: President Bush heading into landslide territory - 13 points among likely registered voters, 8 points among all registered voters.


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Roger Ebert gives Sky Captain a glowing promotion to Major Winner.


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The good news: a real $10,000 bill is available at e-bay. The bad news: It will cost you at least $74,000. The decent news: at least you can see what one looks like. The picture on the bill is Salmon P Chase, who was Lincoln's first Secretary of the Treasury during the Civil War, and was the driving force behind the establishment of the national banking system. He also may be the greatest American named after a game fish, possibly excepting explorer Zebulon Pike, former newsman Robert Trout, former major league pitcher Norm Bass, and former Presidential candidate and John Kerry look-alike, Edmund Muskie.


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Do you remember the silly plot of Face/Off? It's not so silly any more!


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JoBlo.com Movie News: More news from Toronto Film Festival!


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Excellent nude photographic gallery of a beautiful natural redhead.


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My nominee for the next sport to be added to the Olympics: Naked Ping Pong


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URL says it all: DairySemenOnline.com


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The on air news reporter is doing a segment on how dangerous an intersection is and during the segment a truck side swipes a car at 50 MPH.


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"It was so scary, all those Ronald McDonalds staring at us in our headlights."


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Cheney Claims Kerry Election Win Will Lead to More Hurricanes


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retroCRUSH interviews the maven of cinematic bad taste, John Waters


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Albert Einstein was a Jedi master.


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Roger Ebert has a newly-designed website.


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Actor Edward Furlong was locked up Wednesday night in northern Kentucky for 'alcohol intoxication in a public place' after he tried to liberate a group of lobsters from a local grocery store's fish tank.


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Weekly World News scientists find a man who really can think with his dick! Wouldn't you love to meet the writers for this magazine?


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Weekly World News scientists find a man who really can think with his dick! Wouldn't you love to meet the writers for this magazine?


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This is an entire site dedicated to destroying Teddy Bears.: "Watch in horror as pathetic, sentimental and utterly defenceless bags of fluff are shot, burned, beheaded, electrocuted, drowned, roasted, torn apart by machines and more. Ready Teddy Death is the greatest bear massacre ever."


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A bunch of new stills from the controversial Kidman movie, Birth


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Three new featurettes about Team America: World Police.


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The trailer for Vera Drake | A film by Mike Leigh (Warning: VERY loud) "The film paints an extraordinary portrait of a selfless woman who is completely devoted to, and loved by, her working class family. She spends her days doting on them and caring for her sick neighbor and elderly mother. However, she also secretly visits women and helps them induce miscarriages for unwanted pregnancies. While the practice itself was illegal in 1950s England, Vera sees herself as simply helping women in need, and always does so with a smile and kind words of encouragement. When she is finally found out by the authorities, Vera's world and family life rapidly unravel."


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Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 now shows Bush over 300, and New York has now moved into the "weak Kerry" column. Unless reversed, Kerry seems to be heading into McGovern territory. He is now "strongly" favored in states with only 95 electoral votes, 55 of which are in California.


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Bryant's statements to detectives - recording and transcript of the first interview. Note that Kobe talked to them without ever showing any defensiveness about wanting a lawyer to be present. He obviously thought there would be no reason for one. Note also that the police did not tell him that he could or should have an attorney present during questioning. Also note that Kobe admits to chronic philandering on his wife with a woman named Michelle.


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Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger explains the new California law prohibiting sex with corpses - even the totally hot ones.


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Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger argues to drop the execution age to six!


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