Thursday, September 23, 2004

Governator signs Internet piracy bill / E-mail address required to share movies, music online. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed legislation Tuesday aimed at discouraging online piracy by requiring anyone disseminating movies or music on the Internet to disclose their e-mail address.
  • That is sure to work, because even though they disregard the law against trading the films in the first place, they are sure to obey the one about providing their e-mail address!
  • Hey, I want to trade some films, here's my adddress: dumbfuck.governor@ca.gov


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Amazingly enough, this is NOT from a comedy site: Overthrown Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, who was arrested by US forces last December, reportedly plans to run as a candidate in the Iraqi elections. There is no law that prevents Saddam from appearing on the ballot, so the former dictator hopes to regain his presidency and palaces via the democratic process.


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McCartney begs The Governator: 'Give geese a chance'


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Rather's ratings heading south.


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10 new clips from Shark Tale


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A trailer from The Dust Factory: "'The Dust Factory' is an PG rated adventure about the love and friendship between two teenagers who help each other through a difficult time in their lives."


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Here's a pretty handy bookmark for finding movie trailers.


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Greg Maddux won 15 games this year - he has now won at least that many 17 years in a row! (That's a record!)


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Good news. Butt blow for Newcastle. (Boring article. Only the headline is amusing.)


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Ray Traylor, known to WWE fans as 'The Big Boss Man', passed away in his home on Wednesday night at the age of 42. No cause of death has been specified.


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ANGRY CAT STEVENS THREATENS TO RESUME SINGING


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An excerpt from Jon Stewart's new book


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Tired of conventional forms of worship? Scared of Satanism? Too many allergies to be a Druid? Why not attain a better eternal life through the divine wisdom and teachings of Corey Feldman?


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Internet Film Community - Classic Commercials


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The ancient Russian art of body painting.


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Gay Astronauts Want to Explore Uranus


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President Bush at the United Nations: 2nd Annual Remarks Graciously Inviting the World's Janitor Countries to Plunge the Glorious FREEDOM Toilet That is US-Occupied Iraq.


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Six stars are willing to have a five-star dinner with a fan and eight of his or her friends for charity. How much would you pay for dinner with Ricky Martin? Personally, I'm waiting to bid on dinner with Phillip-Michael Thomas at Whataburger. It's a helluva deal, because it takes place right after he closes up, so you're eating food he's prepared for you, and there's no charge, because they would have to throw it out anyway.


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Urban Legend: The Communist Party USA is endorsing John Kerry for President. Status: Sorta true, but nuanced. Their basic position is this (1) we don't have a candidate of our own (2) we hate both of those ruling class bastards (3) but we hate Bush way more, so we'll vote for Kerry


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'The Last Starfighter', the Musical. The Last Starfighter, a world premiere science fiction musical inspired by the 1984 screenplay of the motion picture of the same name, will open the 2004-05 season of Off Broadway's Storm Theatre.


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Post-Tittygate morality department: U.S. lawmakers are near a compromise on legislation that would significantly raise the penalties for television and radio broadcasters that violate "decency standards". Geez, am I out of touch with America. I think they should be rewarded for violating decency standards.


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Elton John Calls Taiwan Media 'Rude, Vile Pigs'. Well, the women, anyway.


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First looks at The Fantastic Four in costumes and make-up


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Not as bad as it could have been, although Johnny looks a little miscast. It will be interesting to see how they deal with the second-rate backstory and outdated thematic issues.

 

GALLUP: Media Credibility Reaches Lowest Point in Three Decades


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Here are soem new emoticons to liven up your bulletin board posts. (Graphic nudity. I know it sounds silly. Go there, and you'll see how this is possible.)


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Penn State is part of $7.9 million project to study restless legs syndrome. RLS, as we faux-educated professionals like to call it, is one of America's top ... um ... stirrer ... of .. legs.


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Cher keeps male models in a chicken coop.


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According to The Daily Show, fruit salad plays a pivotal role in the question of whether John Kerry saved a man's life in 1988.


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The Daily Show: Madonna visits Israel and works in some light desecration of holy sites.


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The Daily Show looks at the President's speech to the U.N.


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A new clip from Team America, featuring Kim Jong Il and Hans Blix. Funny stuff.


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James Garner to receive lifetime honor - the special award for the guy who has used up the most screen time without ever doing anything memorable. Just kidding, Jimbo.


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Not a good sign - woman killed when giant crucifix falls on her head. Oh that God! You sacrifice a couple of little goats to Satan, and he gets all uppity and goes all "thou shalt not" on you.


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Baseball - retired numbers - and memories


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How to break up with your girl using a PowerPoint presentation.


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Baseball - retired numbers - and memories


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How to break up with your girl through a PowerPoint presentation.


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The Mariners have ten more games - Ichiro needs 11 hits to set the all-time major league record for most hits in a season. (He averages 16 hits per 10 games, so is on pace to beat the record by 5).


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Weekly World News: "CHINESE DEMAND: MAKE LAUNDRY AN OLYMPIC SPORT"


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Who and what will be coming to Broadway this fall?


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P. Diddy opens his first clothing store


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Tamara Wyndham's "Vulva prints using her menstrual blood". Normally I just offer the old cliche that I don't know what art is - but in this case, my doubt is erased. THAT'S definitely art.


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A German telecommunications company said on Tuesday it is developing the first mobile phone that will alert users when they have bad breath.


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The Story Of Film - Excellent film quiz.


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