Sunday, October 03, 2004

From the crackpot department: There are secret messages in the candidate's speeches when the debate is played backwards. (1) Bush sings "Stairway to Heaven" (2) Kerry says "Paul is dead. Wait, no he isn't. Yeah, he is, he is. I think. Maybe."


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I always love "stupid laws", but I'm afraid I don't buy into this list. It is funny, however. Really Stupid Laws. Example: "In Walnutton, Oregon, it's prohibited to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of fortune-telling."


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Special "educational" anti-drug film from many decades ago


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FilmJerk's Early Report for this week.


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Britney Spears buys a $7 million home in Malibu


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The Snowman movie. This is a pretty cool little short film - professional quality.


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What gift says "I love you" like an edible G-string? Well, OK, maybe the edible tampon.


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Tim Robbins (Mystic River) and Miranda Otto ('The Lord of the Rings' trilogy) are in talks to join Tom Cruise in director Steven Spielberg's The War of the Worlds


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"Over strenuous objections from the Bush administration, Congress is moving to increase protections for federal employees who expose fraud, waste and wrongdoing inside the government."
  • Lawmakers of both parties say the measures are needed to prevent retaliation against whistleblowers, who reveal threats to public health, safety and security.
  • But the administration says the bill unconstitutionally interferes with the president's ability to control and manage the government.


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" ... according to London News, Britney Spears has reportedly told her friends that she is already pregnant"


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The craziest baseball events of the year just completed.


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The wacky new lavender $50 bill. OK, the lavender color I can handle, but why is Grant wearing a lamé jump suit?


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The FBI has been ordered to hand over files which are said to prove the British government spied on John Lennon.


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DAVE BARRY: At last, scientists tackle an important issue: sex


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A look at the President's notes from the debate


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Camerongate upgate. Reporter who fabricated ludicrous Kerry quotes has been "reprimanded" by Fox News!!! Apparently they have given him a very stern talking-to for making up stuff like "'Women should like me! I do manicures' , 'Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!' , and my own personal favorite, 'I'm metrosexual - [Bush is] a cowboy.'"


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Fun facts about one of America's wackiest Presidents, Lyndon B. Johnson


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Drudge thinks Kerry cheated in the debate. Amazingly, the rules are written so that being prepared is not allowed, and it is required to be a dumb-ass! Well, in that case, the President kicked some butt!


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The origins of obscure English expressions.


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Despite weak reviews, Shark Tales opens big with about a 50 milion dollar weekend. Ladder 49 takes the #2 spot with $22 million. I Heart Huckabees finished in the top 20, despite being on only four screens, with an incredible $75,000 per screen.


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Can the angel Moroni beat Skeletor? Find out with the Book of Mormon action figures


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This mighht be worth a bookmark: Places that viruses and trojans hide on start up


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The Ugliest Girls on the Web


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Pope John Paul II on Sunday beatified the last Austro-Hungarian emperor, Charles I, and a German mystic whose visions inspired Mel Gibson's controversial film 'The Passion of the Christ'. Critics believe the elevation of Charles I to be politically driven by the conservative right.


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Here's the SNL Grease sketch with Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon.


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"In the presidential campaign's closing weeks, Democrats are bracing for an 'October Surprise,' an event so dramatic it could influence the election's outcome. The capture of Osama bin Laden, for instance."


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Clinton and Carter attended Church more than Dubya. Not that there's anything right with that. And Dick Cheney? In his own words, "one holy-ass motherfucker."


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The Virtual Museum of Lederhosen. Hey, c'mon. It's Oktoberfest.


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Jamie Foxx will play Tubbs in the big screen version of Miami Vice. Michael Mann may direct, but has not yet been confirmed.


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Former Peruvian president Alberto Fujimori has unexplained millions in bank accounts. It's easy to explain. He drank a ton of Inca Cola, and he returned all the deposit bottles.


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