Friday, October 08, 2004

'Wango Tango' solo listed among 100 worst: Guitar World magazine's December issue lists the '100 Worst Guitar Solos' and the Nuge is right up there at No. 7 with his 'Wango Tango!!' At the top of the list is Poison's C.C. DeVille's 1991 effort, called 'Guitar Solo.'"


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'No individual, regardless of race, gender, age, intelligence or athletic ability, can or should be deemed a loser'. Possible exceptions (1) the author of this quote (2) Gallagher.


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Nude picture of Dubya removed from museum. (With pic)


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The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain


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Celebrity nutcase Sean Penn rips into Matt, Trey. The master of insight manages to completely refute their facetious argument!


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Our hero in action. What the fuck is Bill Shatner doing here? Scat?


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Funny clip! Robin Williams on the invention of golf.


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NYPD's Secret Hip-Hop Dossier. Cops covertly monitor rappers like P Diddy, 50 Cent, Jay-Z ...


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Rocker Melissa Etheridge Diagnosed with Cancer


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Follow up on this week's movies. Since there were no advance reviews Raise Your Voice did not have a critical score in the previous link. The results are now in : 19% positive reviews. The film was compared to such syrupy crap as Glitter and Crossroads.
  • The respected Owen Gleiberman said, "[Hilary Duff] makes me long for the comparatively Dostoyevskian depths of Sandra Dee."


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Everyone should read this as a primer in how politicians and other spin artists can use facts. How to Scare People with Statistics


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Moronic artist who misspelled famous names will not fix her mistakes!
  • The best quote in the story - "They continuously look for a scapegoat." Well, let's see, why did they rather arbitrarily pick her as their "scapegoat"? Well, (1) they paid a lot of money for a work to go outside a library (2) the result was fucked up and unusable (3) she is the one who fucked it up.
  • By the way, if any of you are as illiterate as the artist, here's the OED definition of a scapegoat: "One who is blamed or punished for the sins of others."


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Johnny Wadd hung like a hamster? He wishes!


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Here's an internet-only trailer for The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou


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Rowling: Another Potter character to die.


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Prophecy? "Test" story 'reports' GOP sweep in Noivember election. And, thanks to Diebold, they were able to present the exact vote count before it happens!


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Useful tips: Double Cock Sex Techniques


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URL says it all: IsBushWired.com


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Veteran actor Christopher Walken left a permanent mark on Hollywood when he planted his hand and footprints in the cement outside the famed Grauman's Chinese Theatre.


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Here is Salon.com's article about President Bush's mystery bulge. I suppose that could be true, but at this point it is pure speculation. The whole case is based upon the rather innocuous fact that his suit bunches together in one photograph, and is buttressed by some typical conspiracy buff reasoning. (Why did the Bush camp insist that no photographs be taken from the rear?) While there is an off-chance that the accusation has merit, it seems to me that this is all just a way for anti-Bushies to get back for Drudge's cheap shots about Kerry's "cheating".


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Wow! The Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 has now incorporated some of the state polls taken after the debates - 48 new polls in 25 states - and Kerry leads 280 to 239, despite losing New Mexico and Florida!
  • Kerry now just about owns the entire top right hand quarter. He leads in all four states in the upper Mississippi River region (Minn, Wis, Iowa, Illinois), plus the entire Mid-Atlantic region, plus Ohio and Michigan. In the Western states, Kerry also took the lead in Nevada, and pulled into a dead heat in Colorado.
  • Note that many of the key Kerry states have margins smaller than the margin of error - Iowa (1 point) , Ohio (1 point) , Nevada (1 point), Pennsylvania (2 points), etc.
  • Florida is now in the Bush column by a fairly convincing 5 points.


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The Daily Show looks at the latest from the campaign


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Four free sample videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!


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Playmate Gallery -Marilece Andrada, Miss March 1998, and a Baywatch Babe - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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The Daily Show's Lewis Black talks about whether we are safer than a few years ago.


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American Robot's Job Outsourced To Cheaper Overseas Robot (The Onion)


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New Garcia Marquez novel due Oct. 27 - Nobel winner's title: Memories of My Melancholy Whores. It's a bit late. There was a brief delay while he finished ghostwriting Pam Anderson's book.


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Rachel Hunter is lookin' mighty good lately.


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Matt Leblanc says he's not gay.


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Good stuff, if you've never seen it. Bloopers from the Star Wars films.


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The 2004 Vice Presidential Debate: Complete Transcript of Dick Cheney's Indisputably Overwhelming Trouncing of Senator John Edwards : "Yes, I'm up in the Senate most Tuesdays when they're in session. And the first time I ever got to tell John Edwards to 'go fuck yourself' was tonight when he walked on the stage. Furthermore, not only can I attest to his truancy, I've also personally witnessed John Edwards being tardy, throwing spitballs, and giving juicy wet willies to Diane Feinstein! "


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Weekly World News: "As if It isn't bad enough that many Muslim women in the Middle East are forced to wear burqas -- now a new edict insists female dogs must wear them, too."


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It was a bad year for concerts. The major exception? Jimmy Buffett.


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Turner Classic Movies asked viewers to declare their party affiliation and vote for their favorite political film. Here are the top five by political party.


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A FULL-frontal nude portrait of Donald Trump in a Brooklyn eatery has given locals a case of indigestion. Geez, I can't see why. Normally, nothing goes better at Nathan's than a picture of a juicy foot long.


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Here's the follow-up Busk/Kerry cartoon from those JibJab guys who did This Land is Your Land


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A male celebrity is stepping into the fragrance world: spirit Antonio Banderas launches this month.


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U.S. FACES SHORTAGE OF BOTOX SHOTS. Angry Actresses March on Washington


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Laces out! Do you remember the fictional story of placekicker Ray Finkel? Finkel's story has eerie parallels with the story of former Oakland kicker Cole Ford.


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Strange picture of Britney on her new album cover, in which the plump diva seems to look thinner than Karen Carpenter. The webmaster of this site says, "Most airbrushing since infamous Belinda Carlisle in Playboy spread." I'm not sure if the distortion was caused by any airbrushing. It seems to me that they just fucked with the aspect ratio of the picture.


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