Sunday, October 10, 2004

"GOLDEN couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are living separate lives, say friends who fear their marriage is heading for the rocks." "And Brad's closeness to his Mr And Mrs Smith co-star Angelina Jolie is being blamed for causing the trouble with his real missus. "


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ESPN's Bill Simmons may be the most entertaining sports writer since the heyday of Hunter Thompson and Dan Jenkins. Sample: "If Drew Bledsoe was a horse, the trainer would be telling the owner, 'We need to put him down,' and the owner would be crying and saying, 'Just give me a couple of moments with him,' so the trainer would leave and the owner would remain in the stable, rubbing the horse's head and saying his goodbyes. Then they would take the horse behind the back and shoot him. In real life, Bledsoe will be benched as soon as J.P. Losman comes back, then he'll be waived on March 1. "


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Did you ever wonder what happened to Bobby Seale, Panther radical and oft-gagged member of the Chicago 7, back when they were the Chicago 8? This may not be what you're expecting. He may have mellowed a tad.


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Raimi: " Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash? That won't happen."


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FilmJerk's "The Early Report" for October 10, 2004.


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Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes in the jungles of central Africa.


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Laura Bush's Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna & Barbara!


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Borowitz: CHENEY ADMITS GOING ON CAMPING TRIP WITH EDWARDS. Slipped His Mind During Debate, Veep Says.


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Dave Barry discusses silly new names for coffee cup sizes. (Requires registration)


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Weekend Box Office Report. Shark Tale holds #1 with $31 million. Latifah and Fallon lay an egg, finish fourth. Duff bombs completely. Napoleon Dynamite hangs in there for the 18th week in a row.


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This is crazy. President Bush holds a joint press conference with Jacques Chirac, and his prompter's voice is broadcast on an insecure frequency. (Long download - better to choose the .zip file)


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eBay "Your chance to own your very own ZAMBONI"


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Drunken Sailors Oppose Bush: "A new 527 group of inebriated mariners has formed in response to frequent comparisons between their spending habits and those of President George W. Bush. The group, which calls itself 'Shit-faced Sailors For Truth' held a dockside press conference today in this port city, er-lie in the morning."


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Jonathan Coe's new novel - The Rotters' Club - contains a single sentence with 13,955 words. "We believe that this is the longest single sentence in the English language, easily outstripping Molly's soliloquy at the end of Ulysses."


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Ten tips for seducing your teacher.


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URL says it all: porn-bread.com


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And people call you a geek and a wimp? Compared to this guy, you're Dirty Harry.


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$11,500 worth of video games sold on eBay in a single lot!


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Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 - Kerry drops to 270 (the exact amount needed to win). This may turn out to be a mighty close election. Kerry was at 280, but a new poll dropped Minnesota out of the Kerry column and into the "undecided" ranks.


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Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 - Kerry drops to 270 (the exact amount needed to win). This may turn out to be a mighty close election. Kerry was at 280, but a new poll dropped Minnesota out of the Kerry column and into the "undecided" ranks.


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Woman ticketed for appearing naked on Net, fined $150.


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Former classmates of Richard Linklater are suing Universal Studios, saying they suffered ridicule over characters based on them in Dazed and Confused. They may have a point - at least a small one. Linklater didn't even change their last names, so they were instantly identifiable even with different first names. For example, the iconic Wooderson, the guy who kept coming back after high school to get the high school girls, the role which brought Matthew McConaughey national attention, is actually based on a guy named Bobby Wooderson.


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Very nice article about Team America: World Police


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PASTEASE brand decorative pasties.


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Playmate Gallery - Kym Malin, Miss May 1982 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short vids from SPICE UNCENSORED! - the stuff too naughty for Spice TV.


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I've never been a cyclist, but those shorts look like murder on the ol' nuggets.


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French philosopher Derrida, father of deconstruction, dies at 74. Interestingly, he is the first human being in the history of our race to leave behind nothing of value to anyone else.


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Friday Box Office - new films unable to dislodge Shark Tale from the #1 spot.


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Whoa! Maybe Darth Cheney was lucky that he gave out the wrong URL. The real factcheck.org says, "Edwards was mostly right."


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Tough Crowd: Iraqi election slogans.


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The new Lois Lane on "Smallville", Erica Durance, topless in House of the Dead


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