Thursday, October 14, 2004

Borowitz: KERRY EXPOSES BUSH'S MYSTERY BULGE. Tears Off President's Jacket on National TV


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The 10 Biggest Pricks In American Political History


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Here is a form of anal sex that you really don't want to try - and that's no bull.


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Sandra Bullock Awarded $7 Mln in Texas Home Dispute: "Actress Sandra Bullock's Texas dream house turned into a expensive nightmare but on Thursday a jury awarded her $7 million in a lawsuit against the builder. "


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In the Big House with Martha


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Grandiloquent Dictionary. This is the result of an ongoing project to collect and distribute the most obscure and rare words in the English language.


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Porn: Martha Stewart: Prison Living Promo. Hey, you knew it was ... um ... coming.


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Google Desktop Search


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Tres cool! NASA's World Wind System: "World Wind allows any user to zoom from satellite altitude into any place on Earth, leveraging high resolution LandSat imagery and SRTM elevation data to experience Earth in visually rich 3D, just as if they were really there."


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Two new clips from The Machinist. This is the thriller for which Christian Bale trimmed down to skeletal weight. He's barely recognizable.


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Two more clips from the Jude Law remake of Alfie


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A new TV spot, plus the trailers from Closer.: "This is an adaptation of Patrick Marber's acclaimed play and revolves around two couples. When the guy from the first couple links up with the girl from the other couple, the group dynamic turns ugly." Stars Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen.


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Three new featurettes and three new clips from Team America: World Police. Unfortunately, these clips are on a very slow server, but it is well worthwhile to load the 14 second clip of Sean Penn.


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Irish screen star Colin Farrell is in line to play the part of Detective Sonny Crockett in the movie of the 1980s cop classic, Miami Vice.


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Actual, honest to god query letters I've received in Hollywood.


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Funnyman Chris Rock has been selected to host the next Oscars.


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(Letterman) Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket


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You have to love the people that retail string bikinis - Malibu Strings Bikinis


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The trailer for Oldboy: "A man is inexplicably kidnapped and imprisoned for 15 years and his wife is brutally murdered. On his release, he is given a wallet full of money and a mobile phone. A stranger calls and asks him to try and figure out why he was imprisoned. A girl appears and promises to help him solve the enigma and seek vengeance for his cruel fate. As the search progresses, the man finally comes face to face with his kidnapper, who proposes a game: if the man discovers the reason for his imprisonment, his kidnapper will kill himself. If not, then the girl will be killed - but he has only five days to unravel the mystery."


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Electoral Vote Predictor 2004 now has it at 284-228 in favor of Bush. The only change since yesterday(291-228): Iowa out of the Bush column and into "undecided".


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MovieJuice! reviews Shall We Dance?, or as they call it - Dead Astaire


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Genius Jules Verne foresaw the camera phone. "Literary scholars announced Monday that they have unearthed a 33-page handwritten manuscript of 'The Camera-Phone,' a short story believed to have been written in 1874 by French novelist Jules Verne"


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As if things didn't look bad enough for the BoSox, Curt Schilling might not be able to pitch Game 5 of the AL championship series Sunday because of his injured right ankle, which will require surgery after the playoffs.


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Kiki dating Rick Salomon, the guy in the Paris Hilton video. "Kirsten Dunst in a downward spiral. She's gone from a romance with heartthrob and all-around nice guy Jake Gyllenhaal to hanging out with Paris Hilton's sexcapades partner, Rick Salomon"


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The ten most distinctive voices in music. Did you know he calls himself "Axl Rose' because it's an anagram for oral sex?


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any list of the ten most "distinctive" voices in music that includes Pavarotti (who sounds like a dozen other fat tenors) but leaves of Frank Effen Sinatra has no credibility whatever.

 

Playmate Gallery - Victoria Fuller, Miss January 1996 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short vids from Playboy's Beach Babes!


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First James Bond becomes a Yank, now Ace Ventura becomes an American Pet Detective.


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Massive spending irregularities found in the government agency in charge of airport security. I feel LOTS more secure now. Actually, I do feel a little more secure because somebody actually found all these problems.


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JoBlo's movie review of Team America: World Police.


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Pierce Brosnan on his Bond career: "'It's over, it's over, it's absolutely over,' ". He said he was willing, even eager, to do a fifth and final Bond, adding that producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael Wilson had originally asked him to return right before he started promoting Die Another Day, although no contracts were signed. But then they changed their minds


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NASA fakes moon landing! With photographic proof.


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Astronomy Picture of the Day - Glimpse of a Globular Star Cluster. An infrared image reveals a hidden star cluster - of some 300,000 suns.


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GALLUP: Kerry kicks ass in third debate.


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Weekly World News: "HARVARD PROF. CONFIRMS ALIEN ABDUCTIONS ARE REAL!"


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Phil Jackson paints Kobe Bryant as a pampered star who took liberties to an extreme degree, caused dissention in the dressing room and received more concessions than any other player he has ever coached.


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Walt Disney Co. has given maverick Hollywood movie moguls Harvey and Bob Weinstein notice that it intends to end their Oscar-winning partnership after 12 years.


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The teaser trailer for The Ring 2: "Naomi Watts, who starred in the smash hit horror thriller 'The Ring,' returns to star as investigative reporter Rachel Keller in the sequel, 'The Ring 2.'"


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