Monday, October 18, 2004

An August appearance on the O'Reilly Factor by Vivid Girls Savanna Samson and Sunrise Adams allegedly left the conservative pundit so excited that he called his associate producer at her home for unsolicited phone sex.


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Two new MTV-exclusive clips from The Grudge. (Buffy stars in a remake of a popular Japanese horror film.)


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Five new clips from the Jude Law remake of Alfie, the film that originally made Michael Caine a star.


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Here's the trailer from Hotel Rwanda. "Ten years ago, some of the worst atrocities in the history of mankind took place in the country of Rwanda - and in an era of high-speed communication and round-the-clock news, the events went almost unnoticed by the rest of the world. In only three months, almost 1 million people were brutally murdered. In the face of these unspeakable actions, inspired by his love for his family, an ordinary man (Don Cheadle) summons extraordinary courage to save the lives of over a thousand helpless refugees by granting them shelter in the hotel he manages. Harrowing and deeply moving, "Hotel Rwanda" is his story."


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The trailer from Madagascar: "This computer-animated comedy stars four civilized Central Park Zoo animals who have spent their entire lives in blissful captivity. But when they are unexpectedly shipped to Africa and get shipwrecked on the exotic island of Madagascar, these native New Yorkers must try to survive and come to terms with what it truly means to be 'wild'. "


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RCP narrows its electoral vote estimate to 227-220 Bush. They moved Florida back into the "tied" column.


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Karl Rove Sits Under the Wheels of Air Force One. The AP story says he "he laid himself" under the wheels of Air Force One - which sounds like the result of a typical Dick Cheney senate floor suggestion. (The past tense of lie is lay).


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Urban Legend: Monica Lewinsky said, "I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth." Status: bullshit. But funny bullshit!


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Dr. Kevorkian movie set to roll. Damn, I hope they let Trey Parker and Matt Stone have this one! Would that make a great musical comedy, or what?


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Catholic World News says John Kerry is excommunicated. That's a tough break for the big fella, since it comes with two big penalties: (1) he has to spend all eternity in the fires of eternal damnation, and (2) he loses his automatic 10% discount on Bushmill's at Kelly's Blarney Stone Tavern


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Wow - fillm colorizing has really improved.


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A recent search through some attic junk unearthed a reel-to-reel tape of John Kerry in concert - Oct 21, 1961 - playing for The Electras. Well, it's better than Bill Shatner, but not much better.


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The General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World Domination


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Man "forgets" to bring severed penis to penis reattachment surgery.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a Thai hospital specializing in penis re-attachement??????? How often does this occur over there?

 

Stalls go on cockle alert. As well they might!


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Four free short videos from SPICE TV.


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It's nostalgia day at PlayboyPlus.com, with a free Playmate Gallery of Carol Imhof, Miss December 1970


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Gambling shatters Cecil Fielder's dream retirement. Fielder pissed away some $47 million in career earnings, and is now broke. He spent $7 million of that on gambling, and the other $40 million on Big Macs.
  • On a side note, you have to wonder what Cecil looks like now that he's no longer in playing condition. The bio on the linked page lists his weight as 240, which must be based on his school physical from eighth grade.


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More Republicans Than Democrats are Satisfied With Their Sex Lives


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Cussing makes men impotent. No wonder you never see those South Park guys with a date!


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Halloween weirdness: MY TRIP TO HALF MOON BAY PUMPKIN PATCHES


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The first pics of Michael Chiklis in action as The Thing


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Speaking of Christmas, here's something for that special kid on your list. The Apprentice Talking Donald Trump Doll - with real Comb-Fu hair.


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Alf Discusses New Career in Pornography: "From Anal Loving Furries to Aliens Love Fellatio, ALF is reinventing himself - as a porn star."


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I know it is hard to believe, but this article in Star Magazine is actually an interesting insider's look at Madonna and Kaballah in general.


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Bedroom Secret Revealed by Weekly World News: DONALD RUMSFELD SLEEPS WITH GI JOE DOLL


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Mrs. Cheney's Irate Response to Senator John Kerry's Cheap Debate Reference to Her Beloved Daughter Mary's Vile and Repulsive Lifestyle Choice (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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The greatest film critic of them all, The Filthy Critic, pans Team America because he just hates it when people use profanity and shocking statements to get a cheap laugh.


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It's not topo early to be thinking about Christmas. Surely somebody on your list would love a lighted day-glow toilet seat.


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First pic of Dr Doom from the Fantastic Four movie - WTF? It looks more like the new James Bond.


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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN ... Bill Shatner sings again - and gets some pretty damned good reviews this time.


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Dave Barry: "Our traffic problems are getting worse, according to a recent study by the Institute of Discovering Things That Make You Go ''Duh.'' How bad is our traffic mess? Consider these alarming facts:
  • FACT: Commuting by automobile now takes so long that many workers have no time to do any actual work. When they reach their place of employment, they grab a cup of coffee, spend a few minutes discussing the previous night's episode of The Apprentice with their co-workers, and immediately start the long commute home, unaware that their jobs were outsourced to Asia months ago"


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Current Electoral Vote Predictor is now showing Kerry leading 257-247. Their only change since yesterday was to move New Hampshire from the undecided column to "barely Kerry". This is the only summary we have seen to give Kerry an electoral lead in the country, but all four of our resources are now placing New Hampshire (tentatively, of course) into the Blue section. Although there are several states which vacillate between one specific candidate and the "undecided" column, there are only four states which are assigned by different polls to different candidates: Ohio (20), Wisconsin (10), Nevada (5), and Iowa (7).


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Why post-feminist women enjoy Trading Spouses and Wife Swap. (This is a serious article, as impossible as that seems.)


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The Texas Bigfoot Research Center


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Bill O'Reilly's Pleasure Zone And Garden Of Womanly Delights


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