Saturday, October 23, 2004

High school runners get lost when prankster moves tapes and arrows, creating a new trail. I especially loved the painted tunnel idea. Police are searching for a certain Wily T. Coyote.


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Nostalgia: A gallery of vintage Halloween cards.


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The Grudge kicked butt at the Box Office on Friday, taking in more than the next six films added together. Surviving Christmas bombed, as expected.


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Forty-nine countries have submitted films to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for Academy Award consideration in the Foreign Language Film Award category.


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This video makes an interesting point which I had forgotten - as a candidate for Governor of Texas, George Bush demonstrated excellent, focused speaking skills and command of his subject matter. He is actually quite impressive in some of this old footage.


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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Free Playmate Gallery - Kimberly Stanfield, Miss July 2001 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Scary: John Kerry got lower SAT scores than Dubya?
  • NOTE: the article lists only one source (Time Magazine), which does confirm Dubya's score, but not Kerry's. I have never seen Kerry's score listed elsewhere, and Kerry's camp has never released his SAT results, to my knowledge.
  • Frankly, this list seems like partisan bullshit, similar to the famous Presidential IQ hoax, showing Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly with genius scores, while Al Franken, Bill Clinton, and Janeane Garofalo barely beat Forrest Gump.


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Joan Collins throws a tantrum at Heathrow security procedures. The ancient diva harrumphed, "We never had this kind of humiliation when Edward the Confessor was king. Now, Eddie, there was a great king - as good in the sack as in the sackcloth."


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The Guardian weighs in on the American presidential debates. The Guardian, which I have often called the world's most gullible newspaper, is more like Weekly World News than like a real newspaper. (They are the ones who fell - lock stock and barrel - for the Presidential IQ hoax, as well as the "Pentagon prepares for global warming" scam.) In fact, the Guardian is kind of like a partisan version of Weekly World News, except still hanging on to a vague pretense of real journalism. But it can be funny in its biased rants, ala Hunter Thompson.
  • "Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. The man's a tool."
  • "John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree."
  • I think making fun of politicans is very entertaining, but in my opinion the last paragraph, which basically makes a joke about the need for a Presidential assassin, is way over the line, and not at all funny. (Not to mention stupid. Does he think the world would be more to his liking if the Presidency were handed to Dick Cheney?)


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Natalie Portman - a see-through dress - no bra - 'nuff said. She is supposed to be getting out the ... um ... vote, but she's too good at it. She can't hold it down to one vote per guy because they keep wanting to stuff her ballot box.


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The first Chinese Hooters girls. You got Communism in my Hooters. No, you got Hooters in my Communism. Two great tastes that taste great together! I have to think Stalin would have been a lot cooler guy if there had been a Kremlin Hooters.


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Bill Maher rants on about politics. On Kerry: "This is a guy who - get real - married not one but two heiresses. OK? He is not Joe Six-Pack. He's Klaus von Bulow." On Bush: "His domestic policy is praising Jesus and cutting Paris Hilton's taxes."


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The Campaign of a Comedian. Jon Stewart's journalism may be fake, but his political impact is real.


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JoBlo.com talks about Anne Hathaway's vibrator-oriented nude scene in Havoc. I have not been able to find out when, whether, or where this film will be released.


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Amid Tokyo's seedy love hotels, private detectives ply a lucrative trade on the trail of adulterous men.


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The Top 10 Scary Clown Movies


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Electoral-vote.com is now showing it 257-254 Kerry, with Florida even. In other words, winner of Florida wins the election. Sounds familiar.


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The trailer for Millions: "Starting anew after the death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony is ever practical, while his 7-year-old brother Damian uses imagination, fantasy, and faith to make sense of his confusing world. When a suitcase full of money falls out of the sky at Damian's feet, it sets the boys on the adventure of a lifetime that leads them to realize that true wealth has nothing to do with money."


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The trailer for Noel. This is Chazz Palminteri's debut as a director. Stars Penélope Cruz, Susan Sarandon, Paul Walker, Alan Arkin,


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The trailer for Danny Boyle's new film, Millions. "Starting anew after the death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony is ever practical, while his 7-year-old brother Damian uses imagination, fantasy, and faith to make sense of his confusing world. When a suitcase full of money falls out of the sky at Damian's feet, it sets the boys on the adventure of a lifetime that leads them to realize that true wealth has nothing to do with money."


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The trailer for Amenabar's new film, The Sea Inside. "The real-life story of Spaniard Ramon Sampedro, who fought a 30 year campaign in favor of euthanasia and his own right to die."


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