Wednesday, November 03, 2004

President's Acceptance Speech Inviting the 55 Million America-Haters Who Voted Against God to Bend Over and Take It Like a Prison Bitch.


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The Drudge Report says: "Attorney General John Ashcroft 'plans to submit his resignation to Bush in the next several days'... "


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Arafat said to be ready to die happy after Red Sox victory.


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The UK's Channel 4, no stranger to challenging broadcasting taboos, is about to cross another televisual rubicon by filming the decomposition of a human body. This is especially appealing to those who could not see Cher's farewell tour in person.


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News from the Bizarro World: David Spade dumps Krista Allen


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MSIE's share of the browser market drops from 95.5 in June to 92.9 today.


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The President's daughters during Dick Cheney's speech. The blogger thinks Barbara really liked it a lot.


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The Smartest State Awards 2004-2005. I'm sure Kerry supporters will be quick to note that the seven smartest states voted for him while the seven dumbest states voted for the Prez.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was amazed California rated as high as 43 rd. We're up to our bleeding asses with illegal aliens, crips, bloods,& prostitutes, not to mention San Francisco, Berkeley and Westwood-----Oh and of course our famous Hollywierd, full of liberal dog crap pumping out bullshit in their overpaid, drug induced alcoholic stuper that the rest of the country actually listens to.
Mass is first ? Great place if you enjoy the smell of piss. They are smart. Look at the Kennedys. Want rape, murder, bootlegging and mob ties. God Bless America!!!

 

The first teaser clip from Bloodrayne has hit the internet. (To be honest, I wasn't impressed)


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"Take Lindsay Lohan, The O.C. and sheep brain pie, put them all together and what do you have?" I'm not sure of the answer, but throw in some KY-Jelly, and I'm there, dudes!


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I LOVE this headline (which is real news; not from a satire site). "Blood-Sucking Monkeys Attack Hundreds Of Kids". Man, those Republicans will stop at nothing to keep new voters from the polls.


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Borowitz Report: IT'S GORE!! CBS Declares Former Veep Surprise Winner.


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The Daily Show's Samantha Bee conducts some intimate exit polls of her own.


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MSNBC has assembled a raw summary of nationwide exit polls.
  • Where did Bush win? He polled 57% among married voters. He polled 58% among white voters. He polled 56% among voters making $50,000 per year or more.
  • Kerry was strong among unmarried people in general, but remarkably so among unmarried women, who preferred Kerry in 61% of the cases. Unfortunately for Kerry, the ol' wedding ring causes women to change their support dramatically - only 44% of married women supported Kerry. Even more unfortunately for Kerry, married women are the largest single bloc of voters among the four combinations of gender and marital status, comprising about a third of all voters. (The number of married female voters is more than twice the number of unmarried males.)
  • This leads into another interesting question. Why doesn't the mood of the internet come anywhere near to reflecting the pro-Bush results of the actual voting? Several reasons: (1) those unmarried men who are relatively insignificant in elections are very significant on the web, while the massive bloc of married women make very little web noise (2) needless to say, the internet is international. There are plenty of non-Americans on the internet, and President Bush is not popular outside of America's borders (3) So look at it this way - married American women may supply something like 1% or so of the internet's voice, but they supply 31% of the votes in U.S. elections.


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Electoral Vote Summary Retrospective - how did the experts do?
  • Rasmussen called every state correctly, although they ruled eleven states too close to call.
  • However, of the states too close to call, Rasmussen's polls showed a leader in eight of them - and their leader won the state in all eight cases. Rasmussen ruled! In fact, one of the three states they called a dead heat was Iowa - which was (and pretty much still is) a dead heat.
  • RCP called all states correctly.
  • The New York Times called all states correctly
  • On the other side of the coin, Electoral-vote.com couldn't have done too much worse. Their November 2nd electoral map called Florida, New Mexico, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Hawaii wrong. They showed no particular bias - they called three Bush states for Kerry, two Kerry states for Bush, and a Kerry landslide state undecided. New Jersey and Florida were their big flubs, since (1) they had the only electoral map calling Florida for Kerry or New Jersey undecided. (2) Rasmussen was showing Bush in the lead in Florida in their final poll (although they did not call the state), and (3) Neither state was especially close.


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Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar ... Preacher ???


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The cast assembles for "Dallas Reunion: The Return to Southfork"


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A California man is facing rape and kidnapping charges after his alleged victim recently spotted him appearing as a contestant on the NBC reality show 'Blind Date.'


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The Moscow Metro is or was considered the world's most beautiful underground railway, and pictures of it, once forbidden, are exceedingly rare.


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Does this outfit make my labia look fat?


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Silly sex laws - with pictures of a couple breaking them.


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New Hannibal Lecter movie gets director Peter Webber. Behind the Mask will be directed by the same guy who did Girl With a Pearl Earring.


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An eight minute excerpt from The Daily Show's live election night coverage.


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Here's a new clip from Unleashed: "This is the story of Danny (Jet Li), a slave who has lived his whole life without any sort of normal human education, with the mind and personality of a young child, with only one lesson learned: how to fight. Treated like a dog by his owner/boss, Bart (Bob Hoskins) which includes having to wear a collar, Danny has been raised to be a lethal fighting machine who fights in illegal gladiator-style fight clubs, where he earns lots of money for Bart as the undisputed champion. After a car accident that lands Bart in a coma, however, Danny meets a kind elderly blind piano tuner (Morgan Freeman) on the run because he knows secrets some bad guys don't want known, who uses music to teach Danny some things about the world and about being human."


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Clooney places a "Small Penis On Board" sign on Brad Pitt's car.


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Serena wears a see-through dress to meet Pierce Brosnan. WOW! She is as bold off the court as on.


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The release date of Mr and Mrs Smith (Pitt, Jolie) has been "put back indefinitely". Not mentioned in this story: the studio has been asking internet sites to remove the trailer!


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Weekly World News: "ACTOR SUES AFTER FAULTY HAIR DRYER SHRINKS HIS HEAD!"


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Four free short vids from Playboy's Beach Babes!


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Playmate Gallery - Brooke Richards, December 1999 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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5'5" Renee Zellweger goes from a plump 145 pounds to a stick-thin 100.


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By accidentally failing to erase a test screen, CNN shows Good Time Ralphie leading in Louisiana. You go, girl!


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A funny spoof of campaign ads.


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A new clip from After the Sunset, the crime caper flick witrh Pierce Brosnan and Salma Hayek.


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Seven clips from Finding Neverland, the film with Johnny Depp as the author of Peter Pan.


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Three new clips from the next blockbuster - The Incredibles


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Here's the trailer for Imaginary Heroes. "Imaginary Heroes" centers on a family that on the surface seem to have the ideal life. This perfect fa├žade is smashed when an incomprehensible event shatters the Travises, spinning their lives out of control. Only by facing the truths about themselves, each family member must confront the past in order to regain control of their future. (Sigourney Weaver, Jeff Daniels, Emile Hirsch, Michelle Williams)


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Britney buys Kevin a $100,000 watch!


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This is the funny twist for the election night. NBC and Fox will not call Nevada although the President has obviously already won it (ABC and CBS have called it for Bush). Why not make the call? NBC and Fox have trapped themselves with a tenuous call of Ohio, placing Bush on the brink of victory with 269 votes. If they call Nevada for the Prez, it puts him over the top, and they are therefore calling the election for him. Therefore, they have only two choices (1) admit they called Ohio too soon, or (2) call Nevada without changing Ohio, thus calling the election and risking the chance of being forever remembered as the "Dewey Beats Truman" network. Neither one wants to go first, but Fox is especially vulnerable to a charge of bias in this regard, and would look really foolish if they were the only network making the incorrect call in Bush's favor, so I have a feeling Fox won't call Nevada even after all the votes have been counted (unless they decide to retract their call of Ohio).
  • Tom Brokaw is really weaselling his way around the Nevada issue!
  • Even more embarrassing for those two networks is the fact that they have both given Bush the election and don't realize it. They think that Bush needs 270 to win. While it is true that Kerry needs 270, Bush needs only 269, because a tie is broken in the House of Representatives. The two networks have called 269 for Bush, but don't realize that is enough to assure him a second term!!


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