Thursday, November 04, 2004

Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid shop 'til they drop. Or at least until they sag a bit.


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Janet Reno's Dance Party - with the real Janet Reno!!!


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A controversial new drama about schoolgirl lesbians will be shown on the UK's Channel 4 early next year, it was revealed today. It is a 10-episode series based on the novel 'Sugar Rush' by outspoken author Julie Burchill.


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Here you go - finally - Access Hollywood has the trailer for 'Star Wars: Episode III'. This actually looks like it might be good! That would be a nice surprise after the last two stinkers.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scoop, you forget that the trailers for the last two were impressive as well. I have high hopes simply because no one can make the same mistakes three times in a row, can they? Right? ...

 


Blogger Uncle Scoopy said...

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It saddens me to admit that you are right. I forgot.

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(Heaves heavy sigh.)

 

Here's the trailer for Straight-Jacket. "In 1950's Hollywood, movie star Guy Stone must marry a studio secretary in order to conceal his homosexuality. Sally has no idea her marriage is a sham, though, and turns Guy's life upside-down. Then he falls in love."


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Tiger Woods sues a yachtmaker for breaching their confidentiality agreement, and The Smoking Gun has the goods.


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Will Demi and Kutcher have a Kabbalah wedding planned by Madonna?


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Here is the official site for ELEKTRA, with a couple of "making of" featurettes online.


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JoBlo.com has some very cool screen caps from the new trailer for Revenge of the Sith. The full trailer is available on AOL and starwars.com now, if you are a member at those places. If not, be patient. It will be everywhere in a few hours. People have been sending me links to it all day, but the demand is so high that they become very unreachable very fast.


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The Academy announces the films eligible for the new "Best Animated Feature" Award.


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I just happened to notice that the website for comingsoon.com is ... coming soon. But if it finally comes, won't that ruin it? It's one of those "Kirk versus Mudd's robots" conundrums


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Jessica Simpson has signed a $10 million licensing deal with Andrew Sports Club to develop her own fashion line. The line would include kids' clothes, underwear, and surprisingly, corrective socks.


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The Daily Show's Stephen Colbert analyzes the connection between terrorism and homoism.


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The Daily Show's Ed Helms reports on President Bush's plan for the next four years.


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The Daily Show: "Bush wins, Kerry concedes, and that whole democratic process apparently works."


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"SNL" to choose next cast member based on a reality show. Producer Lorne Michaels will do the Donald Trump role of weeding out the also-rans. Hey, I don't see how this method could choose a worse cast member than Horatio Sanz.


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Yet another Christmas shopping tip: The Skinned Squirrel Head Fridge Magnet


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Wrestler Jake "the Snake" Roberts faces a fine or community punishment as a result of causing unnecessary suffering to his snake.


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Letterman's Top 5 Kerry excuses for his defeat.


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MPAA plans to follow recording industry with lawsuits designed to stop film piracy.


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Cool picture: Hubble spots a triple eclipse on Jupiter.


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VictoriaGivens.com: "I had a great time breaking the World Record Anal Gang Bang record yesterday. In case you haven't heard, the new record is 101 with no lube." Her parents must be proud!


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CNN passes the buck on offensive picture name. Background: The CNN/Netscape site had named a picture of the Bushes "asshole.jpg". This is basically in background, and would not be noticed by a casual reader, but it was noticed eventually, and was eventually disseminated through all of them there new-fangled internets. The link here is CNN's official disavowal of responsibility. (They claim Netscape had full control over the posting.)


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This could be Alec Baldwin's favorite web page. The ideal site for those who want to move to Canada rather than face four more years ... MarryAnAmerican - No good American will be left behind! So sharpen your skates, work on your pronunciation of "about" and practice saying "eh?" at the end of every sentence, eh? (Funny - look on the bottom of the page and you'll see a link which explains all "aboot" the site, eh?)


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Paris Hilton in a bikini, smoking a joint, talking on the phone.


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This website just got tons of publicity from an ABC news story on sex in America. It is a site for married people who want to have an affair, do NOT want to leave their spouse, and do not want their spouse to know about it. ABC showed their plush offices on the TV special, so I'd say they were doing well. The Ashley Madison Agency - Romantic Rendezvous' for Attached Adults.


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Stifler's mom threatens the Philippines. It's actually a boring article, but you have to love the headline: "MILF rebels raid Army detachment"


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20 Things That Happen In Movies - but never in real life


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Weekly World News finds: "most male poodles are gay! "


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P Diddy wants to be James Bond. "Bond, Puffy Cool-D Bond, yo"


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This is a real headline, not a joke: Norway sells five submarines to Poland for ... wait for it ... 78 cents. That not 78 cents each, but 78 cents TOTAL for all five. Those Poles are tough negotiators. Poland is so excited by the bargain that they are now thinking about starting up a navy.


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John Kerry comes out of the closet - admits he has French relatives.


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Playmate Gallery - Tina Marie Jordan - March 2002 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short sample videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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