Friday, November 05, 2004

Tara Reid's breast forever alters the landscape of slippage (See another link below for a gazillion pictures)


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Two new clips from The Woodsman. This is the controversial film in which Kevin Bacon plays a pedophile who attempts to start a new life in his home town after 12 years in prison.


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Ten new clips from After the Sunset, the caper film with Pierce Brosnan and Salma Hayek.


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Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote 'The Hokey Pokey', died peacefully at age 83. The most difficult job was the undertaker's role in placing LaPrise in the coffin. He put his left leg in, he took his left leg out ...
  • Actually, Mr LaPrise died in April of 1996, but it was a good story.


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A headline-writer's dream assignment: "Sarasota man arrested in death of Elvis". Elvis is ... well ...


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Here are about a bazillion high quality pictures of Tara Reid's store-bought breast falling out completely at P-Diddy's party.


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Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent women from performing lewd acts on a statue. For those of you female readers who are disappointed by the closing, there is an alternative. Rubbing MY crotch will also cause you to find a husband within a year, so if the cemetery turns you away ...


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"Pigs and Small Horses are to be allowed on board Northwest planes". This is a funny item (apparently true) in Dave Barry's blog, but the real fun is beneath the item. Look below and read the comments, which are hilarious.


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Two golf course managers and a tournament organizer were sentenced to house arrest for hosting two competitions featuring prostitutes and strippers stationed along the putting greens. I've always thought that America was a great country, but how great can it be when this is illegal?


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British bookies make odds on the next James Bond. The latest rumor is that McGregor is in negotiations, but the bookies list Colin Farrell at 3-1, Hugh Jackman at 4-1, Carrot Top at 5-1, and Ewan at 14-1. OK, I made up the part about Carrot Top, but I'm still pulling for Pete Postlethwaite. We've had just about enough of these pretty boy Bonds. It's time to give us ugly suckers a chance.


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You know Tom Hanks has made it - Bafta gives him the same award as Hugh Grant. It isn't exactly clear what that award is for. I have narrowed it down to two possibilities (1) best acting by guys who could afford good haircuts, but just don't care, or (2) best acting by heterosexual guys who seem not to be.


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The ultimate Christmas Gift from the Scoopy Gift Catalogue? Bigger breasts under the ol' X-mas tree. For those of you who really want to put the X back in X-mas.


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World population 'to level off at 9b in 2300
  • The submitter wrote: "Later in the article it goes on to say that any prediction after 2050 is a shot in the dark, and that estimates of 12 billion could be possible. I think that the world population will reach 12 billion, but will start go down about the time Soylent Green becomes popular. We then may be forced to kill all people over the age of 30 in the fiery ritual of Carousel, but it doesn't matter after we blow ourselves up in a nuclear war. The cause of the war is uncertain ... either Skynet takes over or some mad terrorist launches one missile which triggers a world wide war. All we will know is that a war occurred, evidenced by the dilapidated Statue of Liberty washed up on a beach. Well, all of this will be moot if Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck fail to blow up the Texas sized asteroid coming our way (which we will not know about until it is only seven days away from impact).


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Playboy TV to Launch 'Night Calls Hotline' Friday


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Various celebrity paparazzi photos


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CANADA REPORTS HUGE JUMP IN IMMIGRATION. Over 55,000,000 Requests for Citizenship Since Tuesday Night
  • Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister Pierre Pettigrew said that he was “flabbergasted” by the fifty-five-million-plus requests for Canadian citizenship, adding that it was difficult to pinpoint the precise reasons for the staggering increase. “My only theory is that after many years of exposure in the U.S., hockey is finally starting to catch on,” Mr. Pettigrew said.


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The Daily Show looks at the international response to the Bush victory.


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GALLUP: How Americans Voted - demographic breakdown.
  • One of the crazy things floating around the net is that President Bush was elected by a coalition of the stupid. Whether you like the President or not, the plain facts are that the identifiably stupid voted for Kerry, not Bush. America's least educated citizens, people who quit school after or during high school, went overwhelmingly for Kerry, 54-46. On the other hand, America's most educated citizens also preferred Kerry by a solid margin. Those with post-graduate education favored Kerry 53-47. Where President Bush won was in the middle ground - those who attended college, maybe graduated, but did not continue their education after college. Bush took the college grads overwhelmingly 58-42, and took the "attended college but did not graduate" group 56-44.
  • The craziest split, as I have noted elsewhere, was between married and unmarried women. Kerry WON the unmarried women vote by a massive 28 points, but LOST the married woman vote by 16 points. The election was lost on a wedding ring.
  • Compared to 2000, the President LOST substantial support (7 points) among voters aged 18-29. I guess those "rock the vote" things have some impact. It didn't matter, at least not this time, because the President improved so much among the other age groups, but it shows the influence which external efforts may be able to exert over the youth market in future elections. Or not.


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LA Direct -Models Available. Click on their names for nude portfoliios and a complete list of what they will do on camera including SM, BD, LOL, and sometimes even LS/MFT.


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Latest Internet rumor going around is that Vegas star Josh Duhamel used to star in gay porn. Real or "shopped"? You make the call.


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Some guy supposedly takes Jessica Simpson's ... um ... cherry. I think this photo must be a fake of some kind, but I don't know the trick. They discuss it below. Consensus is that it is not a live Jessica, but another woman or a wax dummy or something.


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Two new way cool posters from Sin City.


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Submitter wrote: "This just in...Jessica Alba is freakin' hot! Huge pic here, but you may wish it could be bigger"


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The trailer for Monster-in-Law: "The story of a young woman who must reconsider her engagement when confronted with her nightmarish future mother-in-law." (Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda)


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!


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Playmate Gallery - Heather Carolin - April 2002 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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To the dismay of 'Star Wars' nerds everywhere, Natalie Portman will not be nude in the upcoming Mike Nichols movie, 'Closer.' "Portman, who plays Queen Amidala in the space epics, was supposed to bare all for her role as a stripper in 'Closer,' until she got cold feet and asked Nichols to cut the footage of her romping fully nude in a topless club."


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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno presents The Fruitcake Lady


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