Thursday, November 11, 2004

From my mailbox: "Scoop, check this out ..." CBS Apologizes for Interrupting CSI; Will Rebroadcast Episode. "From now on, only Tony Danza's show will be interrupted for news bulletins."


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Cameron Diaz is back in the news again for being camera-shy. There was a time. back when she was much younger, when she got a little more comfortable for the cameras. In case you missed the famous Cameron Diaz "light bondage" tape, here is the short version with just the ... um ... good parts.


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Since Teri Hatcher is now back on top again, it's a good time to look back on her topless scenes in The Cool Surface!


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The one thing about Teri Hatcher is ... why did she do that balcony scene in Heaven's Prisoners? Just kidding =] (read the review in the movie archives).

Anyway, I have to agree that she is just an incredible beauty with her clothes on, even her breasts look spectacular. Then you take the clothes off and it's kind of like "Huh? That's it?" Some other women that are best with their clothes on include Michell Pfeiffer, Penelope Cruz, Neve Campbell, and Catherine Zeta-Jones. You could probably add Britney Spears to that list if/when she gets around to posing nude, because that girl has been so overhyped for so long (and on a downward spiral recently) that I'm betting it's going to be a mammoth disappointment.

 

The latest Norwegian pig-fucking update.


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Colin Farrell was once arrested for murder in Australia. (Or so he says.)


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Wow. If you thought DiCaprio looked like Lenin before, wait until you see him now.


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Nader wants a recount. If just 60 million votes were tabulated incorrectly, he can start picking out oval furniture.


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Broadcasters afraid to air R-rated Saving Private Ryan on Veteran's Day for fear of FCC reprisals. Interestingly, Shaving Ryan's Privates can be shown.


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Designer tin foil hats - for the stylish and discriminating lunatic.


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The complete works of H. P. Lovecraft online


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Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron'


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Ed Helms investigates whether Floridians take the tiny bus to Stupidtown.


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The Daily Show takes note of John Ashcroft's resignation.


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Jon Stewart interviews Tom Wolfe about his newest novel, which weighs in at a mere 2lbs 14oz.


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Erotic photography by Roman Kasperski


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Lingerie Bowl 2005 - Home of the Lingerie Football League (LFL)


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"Welcome to Beirut's '1975,' a nostalgia bar that seeks to recapture the atmosphere of the Lebanese civil war."


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Whatever happened to ... Tonya Harding's gang?


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Best headline of the day goes to fark.com: "Madonna's new children's book reveals that money doesn't make you happy. Instead points out that you need a wildly over-inflated sense of self-importance, sex with Jose Canseco, and cone boobies for true happiness"


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There's some temporary spotting and a ring around Uranus.


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Norwegian crusader fights a losing battle to make pig-fucking illegal.
  • The head of the Norwegian Coast Party said there was no specific data on Norwegian bestiality, but added, "The Swedish Veterinary Institute reports that between 250-300 animals a year are treated for sexual abuse. I do not think that the extent in Norway is so very different from Sweden."
  • My God, separate a Viking from his favorite sow? Next those meddling politicians will be trying to stop Japanese octopus sex. Those meddlers are reaching their tentacles everywhere. So to speak.


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A world mourns as "Hugh Grant signals an end to his acting career."
  • OK, that does it. I'm never going to another movie.
  • Hugh Grant "quit" acting? When did he start?
  • " ... a miserable experience. It's so long and boring ... ", said Hugh. I used pretty much the same words when reviewing his Lord Byron movie "Rowing with the Wind".
  • From the "I didn't make this up" department. In his first movie, Privileged, the floppy-haired star was credited as "Hughie" Grant.
  • One more from the "I didn't make this up" department. In 1999, Hughie played Blitzen the Reindeer in a movie called "Hooves of Fire".



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The Smoking Gun has a copy of Bill Maher's Palimony Suit.


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Comedian Bill Maher Sued in LA by Ex-Girlfriend. This has now happened to every celebrity in America except Andy Rooney.


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MichaelMoore hopes to have 'Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2' ready in two to three years. Just in time for the New Hampshire primary in 2008. This time he should be able to drive Dubya from office.


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Johan Santana of the Minnesota Twins was a unanimous choice for the American League Cy Young Award. Santana was 13-0 after the all-star break, and was pitcher of the month in each of those three months. Curt Schilling finished second, his usual spot.


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An Al Pacino monologue from William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. Sorry, still no clips from Quentin Tarantino's version.


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The trailer for Imaginary Heroes. "Starring Sigourney Weaver, Jeff Daniels, Emile Hirsch, and Michelle Williams, 'Imaginary Heroes' is a funny and poignant coming of age story in which the facade of an ordinary American family is peeled back to reveal that nothing is as it seems. Tim Travis (Hirsch) is walking through his life like it's a bad dream. His mother Sandy (Weaver) is the master of the Travis house - with a healthy drug habit, a decade long grudge, and a secret that is literally tearing her apart. His father Ben (Daniels) is a shell of the man he once was, crippled by circumstance and blind to the mistakes of his past. But in typical American style, the Travises aren't depressed - they're living their lives in a forlorn haze. As painful revelations are made that threaten to divide the family, moments of laughter and truth provide the salve that ultimately bring them closer together."


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A new behind-the-scenes clip from the Legend of Zorro


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Watch the first ten minutes of National Treasure


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Star Wars actress Natalie Portman has been secretly attending graduate school classes at Jerusalem's Hebrew University. I'm not sure why there's a need for secrecy.


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The Daily Show's Back in Black. Lewis Black takes a look at the new senators - politicians who are solving America's #1 problem: homosexuality.


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I think we have found the perfect Christmas gift for your thirsty friends - Cockolada. "The first drink out of a cocktube"


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Whatever happened to the so-called "canals of Mars"?


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Those with an advance look at Alexander say it is unbelievably bad, but "The Rosario Dawson nude scene will make you worship her". The same gossip site also asks? ". . . What do Paris Hilton and Rudy Giuliani have in common?" I think you all know the answer to that if you've seen Rudy's sex tape.


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Here is an incredible picture of that triple eclipse on Jupiter.


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Behind-the-scenes in making 'Elektra'


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Behind-the-scenes in making 'Elektra'


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Weekly World News says: "OSAMA'S PENILE IMPLANT STUCK IN 'ON' POSITION!" No wonder he's in hiding, say intelligence sources!


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Playmate Gallery - Brande Roderick, the 2001 queenpin - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Beach Babes!


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The last hurdle is cleared. Given no other choice, Satan finally, reluctantly agrees to accept Arafat.


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JoBlo.com reviews the script for The Legend of Zorro


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Chauffeur sues Liza. Liza sues chauffeur. He is suing her for, among other things, forcing him to make love to her. If she really did that, it's a good thing for Liza I'm not the judge. I'd be awarding him an amount equal to the Gross National Product of Italy. And even that hardly seems adequate. What I'd like to know is this - how did this guy keep it up? He must have been mainlining Viagra or something.


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Here are the details of the Minnelli Sex/Violence Lawsuit from The Smoking Gun.


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Here's the trailer for "William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice", directed by Michael Radford (Il Postino, 1984, B Monkey) , stars Al Pacino, Jeremy Irons, Lynn Collins, and Joseph Fiennes.M
  • Good looking trailer!
  • I guess the title is so you don't to get it confused with the sexy Jackie Collins version of The Merchant of Venice, or the action-packed Tom Clancy version.
  • It is supposed to have some nudity in it. We can only hope that it will be provided by Lynn Collins and not Al Pacino.


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