Thursday, November 18, 2004

North Korea has angrily rejected reports that portraits of leader Kim Jong-Il have been taken down, claiming these are scurrilous lies spread by countries wanting to overthrow the Stalinist regime and inundate the country with foolish musical puppet movies.


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British develop beer with the same amount of caffeine in one bottle as in a cup of coffee. Because drunken British soccer fans sometimes can't destroy an entire Swedish town without a little pick-me-up.


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Here is what our panel of social experts had to say after witnessing the Desperate Housewives promotion on the last edition of Monday Night Football.


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Howard Stern was giving away Sirius satellite radio systems today in New York to promote his move in January 2006. You mean you weren't there, but still wish you could grab one?
Here is the "free Sirius" coupon that leaked on the internet. Whoa, Siriusly cool, dude.


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Will there be a Toy Story 3? Disney is making plans for new CGI movies in a post-Pixar world.


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Charlotte Bobcats home page. Submitter writes: "Pretty cool site...Ever wonder what the view is like from courtside seats? How about the view from the rafters? This site lets you take that look as you determine where to buy your season tickets in the new Charlotte Arena (future home of the Charlotte Bobcats)."


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"Anyone with a computer will have access within a few years to millions of pages from old newspapers, a slice of American history to be viewed now only by visiting local libraries, newspaper offices or the nation's capital."


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Archaeologists put humans in South Carolina earlier than expected. Recent evidence shows that the people of South Carolina might have been using primitive tools as early as 1956, based upon some forks and can openers found behind the South of the Border motel. The previous theory had been that there were no humans in South Carolina until some time last week, when some tourists from Connecticut accidentally took the wrong exit on their way to Florida.


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Jon Stewart reports on the 'Goddening' of America.


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The Daily Show reveals that, according to recently declassified documents, America's intelligence service, uh 'blows.'


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As long as I made the reference, here's South of the Border Online!
  • You East Coasters surely remember the drive to Florida on I-95, punctuated for 300 miles by billboards advertising the motel and amusement complex, their language filled with corny puns in politically incorrect "Jose Jimenez" Mexican-speak like "Pedro's weather forecast: Chili Today, Hot Tamale". The billboards are more PC these days, but the kitschy tourist trap is still there, a reminder of a simpler time.
  • The web site is still as tacky as ever. "Pedro got 112 meelion amigos, who stay weeth heem, opp teel now all satisfy come back, send frans...thees make pedro ver' HAPPEE...like for frans come back all time...pedro hope YOU make 112 meelion and wan happee amigos! you come back soon, too, yes?"


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Jon Stewart speaks with Thomas Frank, author of "What's the Matter with Kansas?"


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Experimental NASA jet reaches Mach 10. In theory, it could fly around the world in less than four hours, NY to LA in a half hour.


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"Fear Factor" champ Monica Jackson in drunken row , and The Smoking Gun is there. "At one point, she walked up to a cop, wrapped her arm around his neck and, with her free hand, grabbed the officer's crotch. 'Take me home,' she exclaimed."


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Holtz out, Spurrier in?


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Britney and Kevin to come out with a his-and-her clothing line. Because every guy wants to dress like some guy who does whatever that guy does when he's not having sex with Britney. Or maybe guys just want to dress like a guy who has sex with Britney.


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Angelina Jolie wants to be a Bond girl! That headline may be a bit misleading. Actually, her dream is to be a Bond VILLAIN!


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Iraq had a program to trade oil-for-food. Australia will swap beer-for-Jesus.


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"STUDIOS SUE PIXAR, DEMAND BAD MOVIES." "The complaint alleges that with its sixth consecutive profitable and critically acclaimed film in The Incredibles, Pixar is overturning a decades-long public relations campaign waged by Hollywood studios to convince the public that it’s impossible to consistently make high quality films"


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ESPN picks the 10 worst sports/music crossovers.


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Seattle's night club for the fully hip - no, wait, make that for full hips. Checking out the clubs for chubs.


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Kerry considering lawsuit against Swift Boat author.


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A congressman has the solution to a reporter's taping the shooting of a Fallujah combatant by a Marine - get rid of the reporters!


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shoot the reporter next time. That should've been classified film. I know freedom of speech and all. But when you cause contraversy for our troops it does nothing for them. We could chop off thier heads on camera like they've been doing. I feel for the soldier. I can't imagine the adrenilan pumping thru his body. Those injured should've never been left according to the geneva convention. They were left to die a slow death? They should've been secured in the first place. War disenchants the human element of the enemy. How many other incedents have happened in this war without a camera around? It's war and when you train our soldier to shoot that towel head. How was he supposed to react? I would've shot him as well. How quickly did the other injured man put his arms up? These soldiers have been in a major battle for over a week. His mind is set to kill. War is never pretty.

 

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At 73, Shatner's at 'full gallop'


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Celebrity Face-off: WHO HAS THE MOST STAR-POWER?


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Jack breaks his crown ... Nursery rhyme violence 'tops TV'.


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Flushing out the Reformation - Martin Luther's toilet found. This is the very seat of the Protestant Movement. This is where the eternally constipated Luther hoped to create the 95 Feces, but had to settle for Theses instead. This is where he would retreat after an exhausting Diet.


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Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell are reteaming to produce a remake of the cult hit The Evil Dead (They will produce, but Raimi will NOT direct. Campbell - ???)


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Playmate Gallery - Natalia Sokolova, April, 1999 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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