Sunday, November 21, 2004

From the Bad Taste department. It's November 22nd, the anniversary of the Kennedy shooting - so a British company is releasing a JFK assassination simulation game.: A spokesman for Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy is calling the new video game "despicable." If he hates that, wait until he sees their new action-packed driving game, "Chappaquiddick". It's great fun for the whole family! Well, maybe not the daughters.


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FilmJerk's indispensable Early Report for November 21


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Christmas gift idea for your girlfriend: A Pink Hello Kitty Laptop. Provided, of course, that your girlfriend is Reese Witherspoon and she's still in Legally Blonde.


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The trailer for Coach Carter, with Samuel L. "Inspired by a true-life story, "Coach Carter" is an inspirational account of a controversial high school basketball coach, who received both high praise and staunch criticism when he made national news in 1999 for benching his entire undefeated basketball team for poor academic performance."


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The greatest film critic of them all, The Filth-man, or El Filthedor for you Spanish speakers, falls asleep during Kinsey.


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LINCOLN BEDROOM FOUND IN CLINTON LIBRARY. Historic Room Moved Piece by Piece to Arkansas.
  • While admission to the Clinton library is seven dollars, tourists will be allowed to spend a night in the newly reconstituted Lincoln Bedroom for an additional ten thousand dollars, Mr. Clinton said.


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"Jamie kneels between the thighs of Charlotte, performing oral sex. Charlotte sits astride Jamie, riding him." "Such scenes are routine in drama but the difference here is that these people are real. A suggestively bucking sheet caused fuss on last year's Big Brother: now, a few months later, viewers are watching film of a real couple shagging."


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Wal-Mart's private database is more than twice the size of the entire internet.


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This year's edition of The Worst Jobs in Science. The worst: a three-way tie among tampon squeezer, webmaster, and anal-wart researcher.


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Weekend Box Office November 12-14, 2004. National Treasure 35, Sponge Bob 33, Incredibles 27. The Incredibles had the 13th best 3rd weekend of all time, keeping it on track for $300 million status. Sponge Bob had the third-best opening weekend in history for a film not in the #1 spot.


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2,495 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


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Channel 4- Britain's Real Monarch. An historian has uncovered what appears to be strong proof that the 15th-century English monarch Edward IV was, in fact, illegitimate, thus invalidating the royal claim of all the kings and queens who followed. As it turns out, Hugh Grant should be king. Par- TAY.


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John McFerrin's Rock and Prog Reviews. Overviews of the complete careers - album by album - of many major bands. You'll get the idea if you click on someone who has done a gazillion albums. Try Bob Dylan, e.g.


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Pacers' Artest suspended without pay for the rest of season


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The man to beat for Best Actor this year? Jamie Foxx. One thing new to me: his real name is Eric Bishop.


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Obese men are more likely to encounter additional sexual problems. Like finding their dicks, for example.


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The team from Amelie, star Audrey Tautou and director Jean-Pierre Jeunet, in a new flick.


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Britney Spears says she wants out of the spotlight. Bloggers speculate that her acne may be the reason.


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Four free short videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!


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Playmate Gallery - Gillian Bonner - April 1996 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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The extended trailer from next summer's 200 million dollar blockbuster, Dubya the Movie. (Somebody put a LOT of work into this.)


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President Bush stepped into the middle of a confrontation and pulled his lead Secret Service agent away from Chilean security officials.


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Going to elementary school with Lee Harvey Oswald.


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Will the courts rule that dodgeball is too dangerous for children? It can be tough. Especially the training with the wrenches.


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Keeping library books too long could soon land some readers in jail. Wasn't this concept already covered in an early episode of Seinfeld, the one with Philip Baker Hall as the tough library cop?


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World Mysteries


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Astronomy Pic of the Day - Spiral Galaxies in Collision


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Trivia for Closer, the film where Portman plays a stripper. (2004) "At the beginning of filming, Natalie Portman gave Julia Roberts a necklace that said 'cunt' in honor of their characters' foul mouths. At the end of filming, Julia Roberts gave Natalie Portman a necklace that said 'lil' cunt'."


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