Wednesday, November 24, 2004

The lastest version of The A List, a catty and amusing gossip site.


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Trouble in Duketown: Jessica has no sense of humor when it comes to Knoxville and Stifler


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Dick Cheney breaks Saddam's record - Wyoming's election draws 106% of registered voters


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A sequel to The Usual Suspects seems in the offing. Whatever the hell an offing is.


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Here is a new clip from ELEKTRA


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I don't think I'm being too confident in picking this as the headline of the day already, even though it's only lunch time. Pickled cats thrown at police.


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The trailer for Creep : London, midnight, on a cold evening. Unable to find a taxi, Kate (Franka Potente) heads for the Underground. She takes a seat away from the crowd of late-night revelers and waits for the last train. Before long she drifts off to sleep and wakes to find everyone gone. She momentarily panics until another train pulls in. She boards, unnerved that she's the only passenger, but relieved at last to be on her way. Halfway through the tunnel the train jerks to a violent halt. The lights shut off and the train is plunged into darkness. Then Rod Serling appears on the tracks, puffing on a Lucky Strike and pontificating mysteriously about one thing or another.


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The U.K. dedicates a war memorial to glow worms. Because they were not just any glow worms, but really feisty and courageous little anti-German glow worms, dammit! Without them, we'd have dropped the Big One to Kaiser Bill, old chap. Besides, you have to give worms a memorial stone, because you'd kill 'em if you pinned a medal on 'em. Of course, to be practical for a second, you could attach the medal to some eight pound test line, pin the medal on them, then use 'em for bait.


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Secretary of State Colin Powell on Wednesday said the United States does not accept the results of Ukraine's presidential elections as legitimate, citing 'credible reports of fraud and abuse.' Then he kissed them on both cheeks and welcomed them to the team.


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Worst reality TV idea ever?: "Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean are to front a new reality show - on ice."


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The Playboy empire comes under fire in a thinly veiled fictionalized memoir to be published later this month. Divini Rae Sorenson, Playmate of November 2003, writes of mandatory orgies, drugging, molestation and other sordid details of life at a place which really sounds a lot like the Mansion.


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Mountain Dew Pitch Black turns your poop green. Apparently the only known antidote is plenty of original Mountain Dew Green, which will turn your poop black again. The black-to-green-to-black-to-green human shit paradigm, commonly called The Porcelain Riddle, is one of life's long unsolved mysteries, comparable to the Mudd's Robots Paradox. Frankly, I'm not sure whether this is true, but I'm damn sure that I'm not going to test it personally. You guys drink all that Pitch Black crap and tell me how it comes out. So to speak.


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Holy shit, the Matrix was a true story!


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How many Hungarian blondes do you need to screw in a light bulb? Hungary to outlaw blonde jokes? "People are banned from discriminating against Jews, or blacks, so why not grant blondes the same protection?" So if they pass that law, and all the Gypsies dye their hair, discrimination should disappear from Hungary forever. As for me, I didn't even know Hungarians had a sense of humor, but I guess they must. Except for the blonde ones.


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Paris Pics To Appear In Hustler? Enticing headline, boring story behind it.


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Movie Juice calls Alexander - Chariots of Fire Island. "What's with Colin Farrell's bad dye job? Before Alexander conquered half the world he evidently conquered half the world's supply of L'Oréal, various Southern California beaches, and a number of David Lee Roth videos."


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The net is buzzing with rumours that Google is working on a web browser.


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MSIE's browser market share drops below 90 for the first time in years.


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Conservatives struggle to gerrymander the renegade 9th Circuit Court out of existence


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First look at Fat Actress, the Kirstie Alley reality series on Showtime


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X-Men producer discusses X-3, Wolverine, and even Wolverine 2


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An exclusive sneak peek at the new MTV series Who Wants To Be A Comic Book Hero?


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Colts to wear their '56 uniforms on Thanksgiving Day


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Does taking the time out and making the kicker think about his field goal attempt for an extra two minutes alter his probability of success? Statisticians analyze this in the current issue of Chance.


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Norwegian jailed for sexual harassment scam. A 20-year-old man posed as four different women in Internet chat rooms in order to dupe unsuspecting men into embarrassing the real women sexually.


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White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel.


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Vintage Playmate Gallery from 1970 - Carol Imhof - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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Four free short vids from SPICE TV RAW!


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BLUES SINGER SUES SHRINK FOR MAKING HIM FEEL HAPPIER. Funny idea. Given America's litigiousness, it probably could happen.


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Watch the trailer for Kevin Spacey's Bobby Darin movie, Beyond the Sea. That is Spacey singing, not Darin. Helluva great piece of mimicry.


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The trailer for High Tension, an upcoming horror film.


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Walt Disney Pictures has set Robert Downey Jr. to join Tim Allen in 'The Shaggy Dog', the Brian Robbins-directed comic remake about a man who occasionally changes into a sheepdog.


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Dave Barry's Blog discusses "getting rats drink for science". Dave points out, "THE WORST PART IS WHEN THEY START SINGING IRISH FOLK SONGS", or maybe that "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog" song.


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Watch the trailer premiere for 'The Interpreter,' starring Nicole Kidman as a UN interpreter who overhears an assassination plot and Sean Penn as an FBI agent assigned to protect her.


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The trailer and several clips from The Assassination of Richard Nixon: "Set during the 1970s, 'Nixon' centers on the true story of Philadelphia furniture salesman Sam Byck (Penn), who hatches a plot to kill Richard Nixon after Byck's attempts to live out the American dream are dashed. Byck had planned to hijack a commuter flight in Atlanta and crash the airliner into the White House."


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The Borowitz Report: "NBA BANS FANS"


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Paris Hilton inspires South Park: When a Paris Hilton video playset becomes a hot item among the fourth-grade girls at the elementary school, Paris visits the school to compete in a 'Whore-off'


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Spyware Warrior: Rogue/Suspect Anti-Spyware Products & Web Sites


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Britain mourns as Victoria Beckham gives up her singing career.


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"Farrell's Alexander looks like a Babylonian hooker after a busy Saturday night."


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The Onion: Swift Boat Veterans Still Hounding Kerry: "At the center of the group's efforts is a $1.8 million television ad campaign that includes spots questioning Kerry's ability to make quick decisions in a fast-food line, leave adequate distance between his car and the next in heavy traffic, and take proper care of his lawn." One ad claims Kerry wore street shoes on the lanes at a local bowling alley!!


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A collection of video Bushisms.


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