Monday, November 29, 2004

Oops, sorry. Humans face extinction within 100 years, warns scientist. Damn, we better make it to a point near the end of that 100 years, or Cher may not be able to finish her farewell tour.


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Welcome to the Raelian Revolution


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Now here's a great Christmas gift idea for the season of good will toward men. The Road Rage Flip Book. Hell, why not? Even at Christmas you can flip off females. Nobody ever said you had to feel goodwill toward women.


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Maher Claims Ex Is Serial Shakedown Artist : "Denying an ex-girlfriend's legal claim that he used racial slurs and assaulted her, comedian Bill Maher has fired back at the woman, describing her as a would-be extortionist who launched a campaign to embarrass and humiliate the HBO star after the demise of the pair's ten-month relationship."


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Maher Claims Ex Is Serial Shakedown Artist : "Denying an ex-girlfriend's legal claim that he used racial slurs and assaulted her, comedian Bill Maher has fired back at the woman, describing her as a would-be extortionist who launched a campaign to embarrass and humiliate the HBO star after the demise of the pair's ten-month relationship."


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Headline of the day. Urine may cause bridge to collapse. Boy, if I were driving on it, that would really piss me off.


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Could an obscure inscription on a 250-year-old monument in a Staffordshire garden point the way to the Holy Grail? I thought it was right next to the pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow. My mistake. I must be thinking of the other Holy Grail.


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What exactly does the weatherman mean when he says "X percent chance of rain"?


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Could an obscure inscription on a 250-year-old monument in a Staffordshire garden point the way to the Holy Grail? I thought it was right next to the pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow. My mistake. I must be thinking of the other Holy Grail.


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Here's the new version of the trailer for William Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice. Unfortunately this version was written not by William Shakespeare the Elizabethan playwright, but William Shakespeare, the fishing pole guy. In this particular version of the story, it is about a Venetian Jew who retails sporting goods. ("If you pass to us, do we not shoot?") While it does not feature particularly elegant iambic pentameter, it does have some great tips on fly-tying.


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The Sacred Cheese Sandwich visits The Big Easy.


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The trailer and three clips from Assisted Living. "Assisted Living follows 21-year-old Todd through his final day of work as a janitor at a nursing home. Todd smokes pot frequently on the job, which allows him to enjoy the surreal environment of the assisted living facility. He also breaks the monotony of his days with entertaining—and extremely unprofessional—diversions involving the residents: he rides through the halls in borrowed wheelchairs; he plays pool and Scrabble with them; he even plays God on the telephone, giving residents the illusion of speaking to their departed loved ones in heaven. But however much these activities cheer the seniors, Todd's behavior angers the staff and undermines the policies of the home. It is ultimately Todd's interactions with Mrs. Pearlman—a statuesque resident who longs for a visit from her son—that jeopardize his job. Mrs. Pearlman, who is in the early stages of Alzheimer's, has difficulty distinguishing the real world from her memories of it. As her odd friendship with Todd develops, she begins to mistake the janitor for her son. When Todd in turn begins to assume the role, he rediscovers his own humanity and instigates a transformation for them both."


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The battle to own the next generation of DVD: 4 studios back Toshiba's HD DVD over SONY's Blu-Ray


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Canadian scientists will try to fly Leonardo Da Vinci's Original ORNITHOPTER


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Music companies versus Kazaa in Aussie courtroom.


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HARDEESGIRL.COM - The new Hardees commercial which is raising some feminist hackles.


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Hairspray - the film - based upon the Broadway play - based upon ... um ... the other film.


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Actor John Drew Barrymore Dies at 72: His famous daughter, Drew Barrymore, said, "He was a cool cat. Please smile when you think of him."


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Who says musicals are dead? It's Karate Kid, the Musical. Featuring such song hits as "Wax Off"


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VERY P.I. Childrens Books. Some of them are very funny.


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Here's the trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The site says the film will be released June 10, 2005. That may be the latest, but industry rumors have been saying that this film is a mess and some scenes need to be reshot. It isn't easy to get big stars like Pitt and Jolie back for re-shooting. Even if you can work out the money angle, their schedules are difficult to coordinate. Let's take a "wait and see" position on this one.


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Chiefs fracas kept under wraps last week. The Chiefs may have a tiny morale problem.


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Follow the Cheese - the Sacred Sandwich traverses the Bayou Country.


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Best college football prank ever.


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More raw footage from Fallujah. The video shows a unit atop a roof firing on insurgents, calling in M1 Abrams support and ultimately showing the demise of some insurgents. The previous link goes to streaming video. If you prefer to download it, go here instead.


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Jamie Lee Curtis says she is quitting movies because she's too old and fat.


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Writer David Goyer discusses his scripts for Blade:Trinity and Batman Begins, as well as his directing debut with Blade:Trinity


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Like most kids, Beckham's boys get a wooden fort - except theirs costs a quarter of a million dollars! It has electricity, and is bigger than the homes of the guys who built it. The Church of England has now officially changed a famous hymn to "A Mighty Fortress is Our God, but not quite as mighty as the one owned by Beck's kids."


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The trailer for 5x2 Five Times Two by acclaimed director Francois Ozon . A young couple, Gilles and Marion in their 30's, filmed in five crucial parts of their life.


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The trailer for Dolls: "Three contemporary stories inspired by the everlasting emotions expressed by the precious dolls of Bunraku theater. Three stories delicately intertwined by the beauty of sadness. Three stories of undying love." Better hurry and order your tickets now. This one is selling out fast.


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Weekly World News advises: HOW TO 'FLIP' A PLATONIC FRIEND
- and turn her into a sex machine!
One tip: "GET HER ON THE REBOUND. It's no coincidence that Dennis Rodman is one of the greatest rebounders in NBA history and also one of the most prolific studs in America"


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Eva Longoria says the hottest kisser in showbiz is ... (You'll never guess)


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Four free sample vids from Playboy Big Breast Babes!


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Playmate Gallery - Anka Romensky, February of 2002 - - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!


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BUSH KILLS TURKEY, PARDONS TOM DELAY INSTEAD. Departure From Thanksgiving Tradition


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Remembering Sharon Tate


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